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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:29:48 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about dark elf butts:
I want nothing to do with mod's ass =(

Does this beehive you speak of have to be currently inhabited by bees?


They can be filled with wasps. I'm pretty easy-going in that department.

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 04:33:37 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
nem-x is fine. His contributions are funny sometimes and just baffling at other times. Kait's contributions range from retarded to annoying. Her constant derailment, defiance of rules, extreme racism and offensive ignorance warranted a ban.

And yes, Kekvit was a child molestor. Lyinar defended him because she's a psychotic freak who thinks anyone accused of anything is automatically innocent. Get over it.

I don't care if you don't think it was impartial. You are, and you always have been, entitled to the right to be wrong.


Look, do you want me to look up every single instance of someone derailing a thread in the last few months without you being a petty bitch about it? She's not the only one to do that by a longshot. Extreme racism? Defiance of rules? Where?

On an absolutely strict basis the user image thing does actually hold water, although you thought of that after the fact to justify yourself.

We had this discussion before and your attempt at proving that Kekvit was a child molester basically ended up being that he sent some porno to someone who was seventeen years old. Kekvit never molested children, thus he is not a child molester, it appears so simple when you're not trying to capitalize on people's emotions. Although you did at some point claim I was his friend although I never actually spoke to the guy.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 04:41:51 PM
quote:
Verily, Snugglits doth proclaim:
Kait did kind of look like a guy, anyway.

PS shut up lyinar and kat


Oh... you love to flaunt your IQ and this is the best you can come up with? Shut up? Best go back to sniffing those pilfered used panties you got in Japan like a good little Poindexter.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:42:21 PM
quote:
Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
Oh... you love to flaunt your IQ and this is the best you can come up with? Shut up? Best go back to sniffing those pilfered used panties you got in Japan like a good little Poindexter.

Weak, even by Katrinity standards.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 04:44:04 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Weak, even by Katrinity standards.

Why use something strong when weak is all that is required? That's like using a bonfire to light a cigarette.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:45:06 PM
quote:
Katrinity has sealed the pact
Why use something strong when weak is all that is required? That's like using a bonfire to light a cigarette.

I think it's just because of the fact that you can't really flame anyone. It's not in your nature and you're also a weenie.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 04:48:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
I think it's just because of the fact that you can't really flame anyone. It's not in your nature and you're also a weenie.

I don't really like hurting someone else's feelings, thats why I don't ever get vicious with insults. I'm what you would call, "Considerate". Might want to add that to your vocabulary.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:53:32 PM
quote:
Katrinity attempted to be funny by writing:
I don't really like hurting someone else's feelings, thats why I don't ever get vicious with insults. I'm what you would call, "Considerate". Might want to add that to your vocabulary.

Weenie.

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-16-2005 04:54:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
nem-x is fine. His contributions are funny sometimes and just baffling at other times. Kait's contributions range from retarded to annoying. Her constant derailment, defiance of rules, extreme racism and offensive ignorance warranted a ban.

So essentially, you're allowed to break the rules if a mod thinks its funny. You're not allowed to break the rules if a mod doesn't think its funny? Nice job showing favortism? Then again, that isn't too much of a surprise around here.

And don't say that "half the board doesn't like her". Nobody but mods matter in the equation afterall; Somthor, Paul554, Jraik, Cadga, Kekvit, etc had complaints from various people for a long time and never got banned because they didn't break rules. So, nobody but a mod's opinion matters.

Talonus fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 04:56 PM.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 04:54:24 PM
I'd never thought I'd see Katrinity get flamed.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:56:39 PM
quote:
Talonus had this to say about Knight Rider:
So essentially, you're allowed to break the rules if a mod thinks its funny. You're not allowed to break the rules if a mod doesn't think its funny? Nice job showing favortism?

And don't say that "half the board doesn't like her". Nobody but mods matter in the equation afterall; Somthor, Paul554, Jraik, Cadga, Kekvit, etc had complaints from various people for a long time and never got banned because they didn't break rules. So, nobody but a mod's opinion matters.


What? Now you're just throwing shit out there.

Somthor got banned because we had to pay Drysart off, then he broke the rules by coming back. Paul554 got banned a shitton of times for breaking the rules. Jraik just left. Cadga got banned for breaking the rules. Kekvit got banned for committing a crime and harrassing other members (breaking the rules).

And if no one's opinion but a mod's matters, why are you complaining? Or are you still butthurt about that prank?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 04:58:45 PM
quote:
Manticore stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'd never thought I'd see Katrinity get flamed.

Its happened a few times but its all as weak as they claim my flames are. Usually with Parcelan as a matter of fact. Doesn't really phase me to be insulted and I actually get a laugh out of some of it.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 05:00:13 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Tron:
Its happened a few times but its all as weak as they claim my flames are. Usually with Parcelan as a matter of fact. Doesn't really phase me to be insulted and I actually get a laugh out of some of it.

I insult you because secretly I like you.

Do you like me? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-16-2005 05:00:39 PM
quote:
Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
Its happened a few times but its all as weak as they claim my flames are. Usually with Parcelan as a matter of fact. Doesn't really phase me to be insulted and I actually get a laugh out of some of it.

This cat has claws!

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 05:01:27 PM
quote:
Lechium thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
This cat has claws!

Barq's has bite!

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-16-2005 05:06:44 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
What? Now you're just throwing shit out there.

Somthor got banned because we had to pay Drysart off, then he broke the rules by coming back. Paul554 got banned a shitton of times for breaking the rules. Jraik just left. Cadga got banned for breaking the rules. Kekvit got banned for committing a crime and harrassing other members (breaking the rules).

And if no one's opinion but a mod's matters, why are you complaining? Or are you still butthurt about that prank?


If you want to enforce the rules, why not enforce the rules? You could easily ban Nem-X for off-topic posts. You should ban Jensus for insulting a moderator, something clearly stated in the rules. There's plenty of bans that could be thrown around if there wasn't some favortism around here.

All of those members were hated long before they were banned/left, which is my point. As you say, they were banned for breaking the rules. Where is "off-topic posts aren't allowed" in the rules, and why hasn't it been enforced for... forever?

Why do I complain? I like to bitch.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 05:07:33 PM
I don't understand why anyone cares if Kait is banned or not.
hey
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 05:10:07 PM
What do you want me to say? The rules don't protect people equally? Well no shit, gumshoe.

Why don't we ban nem-x for being random? Because we like nem-x. Why don't I ban you because I can? Because Addy likes you. Why did Kait get banned for constantly derailing threads to talk about herself and defying constant warnings to stop it? Because, in addition to doing that shit, breaking the rules, being a douchebag and a retard, not many people like her.

Besides, it's only a temporary ban. When children misbehave, you put them in time-out.

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-16-2005 05:11:43 PM
quote:
How.... Jensus.... uughhhhhh:
I don't understand why anyone cares if Kait is banned or not.

Pick one or all of these;
A) Actually liked Kait
B) Crusading for justice
C) Dislike Parce
D) Like to bitch
E) Bored and feel like bitching

quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
What do you want me to say? The rules don't protect people equally? Well no shit, gumshoe.

Why don't we ban nem-x for being random? Because we like nem-x. Why don't I ban you because I can? Because Addy likes you. Why did Kait get banned for constantly derailing threads to talk about herself and defying constant warnings to stop it? Because, in addition to doing that shit, breaking the rules, being a douchebag and a retard, not many people like her.

Besides, it's only a temporary ban. When children misbehave, you put them in time-out.


Eh, at least you admit that you're not a good mod then. *shrugs*

I'm still missing what rules Kait broke. Then again, I just don't read her posts. But meh.

Do they get cookies afterwards?

Talonus fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 05:13 PM.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 05:14:08 PM
Seriously, we need to break out probations and short-term bans like SA does. And then people need to stop freaking the fuck out over them.
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 05:15:52 PM
quote:
Talonus was listening to Cher while typing:
Eh, at least you admit that you're not a good mod then. *shrugs*

Everyone's entitled to their right to be wrong.

Drysart did the exact same thing, yet no one bitches about him.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 05:17:37 PM
quote:
Talonus has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
Pick one or all of these;
A) Actually liked Kait
B) Crusading for justice
C) Dislike Parce
D) Like to bitch
E) Bored and feel like bitching

oh

Why not just ignore it? Let's face it, noone really liked Kait.

hey
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 05:20:25 PM
Excepting permabans, nothing is even permanent here, anyway. A single ban really hardly even matters. Even when someone is permabanned, if they manage to get back in somehow, all the weenies beg for them to be given a second chance anyway.
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-16-2005 05:20:33 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Everyone's entitled to their right to be wrong.

Drysart did the exact same thing, yet no one bitches about him.


Lyinar did! Then again, that goes without saying. People were actually afraid of him though. Plus, he owns the boards.

quote:
Jensus had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
oh

Why not just ignore it? Let's face it, noone really liked Kait.


See reasons. *shrugs* I really don't care myself. I just like to bitch and have a couple minutes before my dinner is finished.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 05:21:32 PM
Well what's for dinner then, iron chef?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 05:23:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
I insult you because secretly I like you.

Do you like me? Yes [X] No [ ]


<doodles a drawing at the bottom of the sheet of paper>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-16-2005 05:23:43 PM
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 05:27:32 PM
quote:
Katrinity's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh... you love to flaunt your IQ and this is the best you can come up with? Shut up? Best go back to sniffing those pilfered used panties you got in Japan like a good little Poindexter.

what

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 05:32:45 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Cuba:
what

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-16-2005 05:32:54 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Well what's for dinner then, iron chef?

Fettucine with pesto sauce. And now my food is done, so I will let someone else argue with you.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-16-2005 05:53:57 PM
FedEx brought me a fucking awesome cheesecake today.
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 06:06:17 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
Everyone's entitled to their right to be wrong.

Drysart did the exact same thing, yet no one bitches about him.


Drysart owns these boards and puts a considerate amount of time into them to keep them running. You on the other hand, do jack other then brag about being a mod and banning people because you don't like them.

Comparing the two is rediculous.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 06:11:38 PM
quote:
-Yuri- stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Drysart owns these boards and puts a considerate amount of time into them to keep them running. You on the other hand, do jack other then brag about being a mod and banning people because you don't like them.

Comparing the two is rediculous.


You do realize you just compared them, right?

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 06:12:26 PM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, -Yuri- wrote:
Drysart owns these boards and puts a considerate amount of time into them to keep them running. You on the other hand, do jack other then brag about being a mod and banning people because you don't like them.

Comparing the two is rediculous.


Drysart doesn't even read the forums anymore, what do you mean?

hey
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 06:21:41 PM
quote:
-Yuri- got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Drysart owns these boards and puts a considerate amount of time into them to keep them running. You on the other hand, do jack other then brag about being a mod and banning people because you don't like them.

Comparing the two is rediculous.


Not withstanding the fact that you're a subpar member at best, Drysart doesn't pay attention to the boards anymore, Kait was banned for reasons other than I didn't like her, you misspelled 'ridiculous' and you just completely violated your logic by comparing the two, you're just attempting to get on a dying anti-Parcelan bandwagon because you have absolutely no opinions of your own.

But hey, please don't take that too personally and start stalking me online.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-16-2005 06:28:42 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when -Yuri- wrote:
Drysart owns these boards and puts a considerate amount of time into them to keep them running. You on the other hand, do jack other then brag about being a mod and banning people because you don't like them.

Comparing the two is rediculous.


Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't Drysart MAKE PARCE A MOD IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

You are not witty, you are not clever, you are trying to make a point that invalidates itself.

Sean
posted 08-16-2005 06:33:49 PM
Let's not let reason get in the way of weak flames here, people.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-16-2005 06:34:21 PM
I don't even remember who Jraik was.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

nem-x
posted 08-16-2005 07:12:30 PM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-16-2005 07:15:38 PM
I want my mod powers back. Then you'd all be sorry.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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