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Topic: Hey Parcelan.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:34:40 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Katrinity stammered:
If going off-topic was grounds for banning, I'd be banned so many times already that I'd be dust in the wind. Parcelan was just looking for an excuse cause he and a number of others don't like her.

Yeah, they like you toots, so keep the cookies rolling in and we'll keep seeing your sweet face around here.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2005 11:35:22 AM
Ah, the usual double standard stuff. I never saw her post anything that wasn't done by someone else somewhere else.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Sean
posted 08-16-2005 11:38:40 AM
look out evil-doers, LYINAR IS ON THE CASE

Sean fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 11:39 AM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 11:39:58 AM
quote:
Sean's account was hax0red to write:
look out evil-doers, LYINAR IS ON THE CASE

Watch out Lyinar! It's Green Sean, Minion of the Parcelator! <throws a cookie of Justice at Sean>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-16-2005 11:40:15 AM
quote:
Sean's account was hax0red to write:
Almost everything about you, really.

Your depth of conversation seems limited to: 1) Swords. 2) Things closely related to swords. 3) Things somewhat connected to swords. 4) The latest most annoying flash movie on ebaumsworld.


Okay.

And all the people jumping in with "No problem with yuo, ruvyen!! ^_^_^": It's really nice to know that I'm not universally loathed, but I asked for who honestly hates me, and why, if they're willing to answer.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Blackened
posted 08-16-2005 11:41:00 AM
quote:
Katrinity.
Watch out Lyinar! It's Green Sean, Minion of the Parcelator! <throws a cookie of Justice at Sean>
watch out sean

it's the peanut gallery

run

for


it


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:41:39 AM
Yessirree. Isn't it just awful that we dont put up with newbies as much as we do with people who have been here longer?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Blackened
posted 08-16-2005 11:42:32 AM
quote:
Manticore.
Yessirree. Isn't it just awful that we dont put up with newbies as much as we do with people who have been here longer?
fukkin a u noob

EVERYONE SHOULD BE TREATED EQUAL


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 11:43:11 AM

Black <----------------------> Sean
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:43:21 AM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about (_|_):
fukkin a u noob

EVERYONE SHOULD BE TREATED EQUAL


"should"

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Sean
posted 08-16-2005 11:43:47 AM
Enemy infantry spotted.

Can I get a hand over here?

I need ammo.

MEDIC!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 11:44:22 AM
Fire ze railgun!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Blackened
posted 08-16-2005 11:46:31 AM
quote:
Manticore.
"should"
"should" nothing, I was being facetious.

If you're a dumbass and not well respected you deserve to have the book thrown at you harder and more often until you get it in your head that you need to change something.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:47:21 AM
Ah how I miss EC ET. That was hilarious when it was popular. Remember the time we were on battery and the front bunker switched teams like 20 or 30 times in under a minute?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 11:47:24 AM
quote:
Manticore had this to say about (_|_):
Yessirree. Isn't it just awful that we dont put up with newbies as much as we do with people who have been here longer?

Hey captain bronze.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sean
posted 08-16-2005 11:48:09 AM
quote:
Blackened attempted to be funny by writing:
you deserve to have the book thrown at you harder and more often until you get it in your head that you need to change something.

you mean an 800 page linux manual, rite internet toughguy?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 11:49:25 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Pirotess:
you mean an 800 page linux manual, rite internet toughguy?

thats going alittle far

like swatting a fly with a sledgehammer

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Blackened
posted 08-16-2005 11:58:24 AM
quote:
Sean.
you mean an 800 page linux manual, rite internet toughguy?
i am coming to ur house

i will beat ur face


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-16-2005 12:57:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Katrinity said this:

Black <----------------------> Sean

Black, you've really let yourself go!

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Blackened
posted 08-16-2005 12:59:02 PM
quote:
Reynar.
Black, you've really let yourself go!
fast times, fast women, drugs, alcohol and 50 years will do that to you too!

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 03:25:20 PM
why does everyone type like me in flame threads all of a sudden
hey
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-16-2005 03:29:33 PM
we love you and want to be like you lets kiss with tongues
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 03:37:41 PM
oh joojoo
hey
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-16-2005 03:40:07 PM
if we're nicer to the idiot newbies maybe some day they'll stop being fucking morons contribute comedic and/or worthwhile posts to our grand forums, too

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 03:41 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 03:52:37 PM
It doesn't matter whether or not you think that Kait's ban was unjust. You don't have to enforce the rules.

Kait routinely defied the warnings; if she kept getting let off, she wouldn't have thought there was any consequences for breaking the rules.

Plus, technically, she also had a user picture in her profile that wasn't her, which is also a bannable offense.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 03:57:57 PM
Also, it wasn't "me and a few others" that wanted Kait banned. It wasn't me at all, but damn well half the boards.

The only ones that probably didn't want her banned were the ones that were her friends (Mod), the ones that didn't care (Tarquinn) and idiots who stand up for child molestors (Lyinar).

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-16-2005 04:00:53 PM
this thread is full of sass

ban time

hey
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-16-2005 04:07:53 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
It doesn't matter whether or not you think that Kait's ban was unjust. You don't have to enforce the rules.

Kait routinely defied the warnings; if she kept getting let off, she wouldn't have thought there was any consequences for breaking the rules.

Plus, technically, she also had a user picture in her profile that wasn't her, which is also a bannable offense.


I can see her problem there. It's hard to take serious any warnings of someone who has the powers of a Moderator but doesn't act like one ever.

It is confusing wheither you should be treated as an authority figure and never disagree or discuss something with you cause any disagreement could be used as you as grounds for banning, or as a power-hungry dictator who is filling the vacuum of Drysart's absence (he was assassinated, it's a coup!) and VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 04:11 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:09:31 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Pirotess:
I can see her problem there. It's hard to take serious any warnings of someone who has the powers of a Moderator but doesn't act like one ever.

You're not required to like it, only to follow the rules.

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 04:17:28 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Also, it wasn't "me and a few others" that wanted Kait banned. It wasn't me at all, but damn well half the boards.

The only ones that probably didn't want her banned were the ones that were her friends (Mod), the ones that didn't care (Tarquinn) and idiots who stand up for child molestors (Lyinar).


Drop the facade of impartiality, if you had such a problem with random non-topical posts you'd be huffing and puffing at nem-x all day long. The child molester story was always a lie at worst and a severe bending of definitions at best to try and play on people's revulsion at best, it never held water and it still doesn't. Also I don't think talking to her once in a while makes me Kait's friend any more than it does you.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:22:52 PM
quote:
Mod had this to say about Knight Rider:
Drop the facade of impartiality, if you had such a problem with random non-topical posts you'd be huffing and puffing at nem-x all day long. The child molester story was always a lie at worst and a severe bending of definitions at best to try and play on people's revulsion at best, it never held water and it still doesn't. Also I don't think talking to her once in a while makes me Kait's friend any more than it does you.

nem-x is fine. His contributions are funny sometimes and just baffling at other times. Kait's contributions range from retarded to annoying. Her constant derailment, defiance of rules, extreme racism and offensive ignorance warranted a ban.

And yes, Kekvit was a child molestor. Lyinar defended him because she's a psychotic freak who thinks anyone accused of anything is automatically innocent. Get over it.

I don't care if you don't think it was impartial. You are, and you always have been, entitled to the right to be wrong.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-16-2005 04:24:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:

Plus, technically, she also had a user picture in her profile that wasn't her, which is also a bannable offense.

Holy crap, you'd better get to work then, since the majority of the board needs some banning.

Since I'm pretty sure I'm not Richard Dean Anderson, Bloodsage isn't a dog, and you aren't Mugen.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:24:37 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Pirotess:
Holy crap, you'd better get to work then, since the majority of the board needs some banning.

Since I'm pretty sure I'm not Richard Dean Anderson, Bloodsage isn't a dog, and you aren't Mugen.


Sigpic != User picture

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-16-2005 04:26:27 PM
Ahh, my mistake. Need an "Oops" tag.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2005 04:27:16 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Kegwen wrote:
if we're nicer to the idiot newbies maybe some day they'll stop being fucking morons contribute comedic and/or worthwhile posts to our grand forums, too

But we were nice to Newbie Parcelan and look at the load of crap he continually spouts.

I think your logic is flawed. No amount of our good influence will ever make a moron not a moron.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:27:38 PM
quote:
Reynar impressed everyone with:
Ahh, my mistake. Need an "Oops" tag.

Too bad.

Now dance naked with a beehive on your head while singing the "I'm Just Me" song before I ban you for mod's ass.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 04:27:48 PM
Kait did kind of look like a guy, anyway.

PS shut up lyinar and kat

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 04:28:23 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael has the right stuff
But we were nice to Newbie Parcelan and look at the load of crap he continually spouts.

I think your logic is flawed. No amount of our good influence will ever make a moron not a moron.


As evidenced here.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 04:28:42 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
But we were nice to Newbie Parcelan and look at the load of crap he continually spouts.

I think your logic is flawed. No amount of our good influence will ever make a moron not a moron.


Haha, oh my.

Shut up, you stupid bitch.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-16-2005 04:28:47 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
Too bad.

Now dance naked with a beehive on your head while singing the "I'm Just Me" song before I ban you for mod's ass.


I want nothing to do with mod's ass =(

Does this beehive you speak of have to be currently inhabited by bees?

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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