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Topic: Hey Parcelan.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-16-2005 07:18:33 PM
OMG Parcelan is a h8t monger!!!!111oneoneone
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2005 07:24:59 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:

Paul554 got banned a shitton of times for breaking the rules. Cadga got banned for breaking the rules. Kekvit got banned for committing a crime and harrassing other members (breaking the rules).


Incorrect

As I was a mod when Paul was around, I can say for a fact that he didn't break any rules. He was annoying and obnoxious, but so are many others. As the rules are set up under the lovely link up there, he never broke one. Which is more than I can say for many who are still welcome here.

Cadga got banned for giving his opinion of Drysart's fuckbuddy. No more, no less. Nothing many others, again, haven't done before.

Kekvit was accused of sending a video to someone *who asked him for it* Given her personality, I'm much more inclined to believe she requested it. No matter what anyone else wants to spout off, Kekvit wasn't the sort of person to just send things of that nature. He would if he felt encouraged, but he was respectful of boundaries in regards to like that.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 07:53:57 PM
quote:
Lechium stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
OMG Parcelan is a h8t monger!!!!111oneoneone

you dont actually need to put a "t" in "h8t" because "8" ends with a "t".

and your all the better for knowing that.


P.S. Parce stole my witty observation

Manticore fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 07:54 PM.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-16-2005 07:56:50 PM
Eh, I'm just happy to see a thread over four pages for once. Other than the omnipresent MP3 thread, that is.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 08-16-2005 08:04:52 PM
The only thing we have to fear of Deth as a mod is that Lyinar will get sand in her vagina and force him into action again.

Parce and Snoota are the only mods who have ever been active to a point of enforcing some law into the community; aside from Drysart, obviously.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 08:29:18 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Sean:
The only thing we have to fear of Deth as a mod is that Lyinar will get sand in her vagina and force him into action again.


EW EW EW EW.... that made me ill.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-16-2005 09:34:51 PM
quote:
Manticore was naked while typing this:
you dont actually need to put a "t" in "h8t" because "8" ends with a "t".

and your all the better for knowing that.


P.S. Parce stole my witty observation


While we are on the subject, it would be, "You're," not, "Your."

"You're" is a contraction meaning, "You are."

"Your" is the possessive form of, "You."

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-16-2005 09:41:13 PM
quote:
Manticore impressed everyone with:
I'd never thought I'd see Katrinity get flamed.

Rather be more like her than Bloodsage (Lords over everyone else how smarter, talented he is) or some of the others who never utter a constructive word when a sarcastic or nasty one can be used.

Dear Bloodsage, I just want to tell you that I disagree with your assessment and the negative feelings are mutual. I have a few things I'd love to say about you, but as others have often told me I lack the powerbase to make such statements and not be outright dismissed or banned.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 09:45:46 PM
quote:
Densetsu stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
While we are on the subject, it would be, "You're," not, "Your."

"You're" is a contraction meaning, "You are."

"Your" is the possessive form of, "You."


I kno ur rite! woo wud haf thaut?!

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-16-2005 10:00:00 PM
quote:
How.... Jackman.... uughhhhhh:
Rather be more like her than Bloodsage (Lords over everyone else how smarter, talented he is)

Yeah, see, here's the thing about that. If you can actually do the stuff you're talking about, it ain't no big deal. When he offers an opinion or otherwise comtributes, he does so, and let's people know why he's qualified to offer that opinion. Usually after some hammerhead questions his opinion in the first place.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Derek
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 10:09:29 PM
quote:
Jackman wrote this stupid crap:
Rather be more like her than Bloodsage (Lords over everyone else how smarter, talented he is) or some of the others who never utter a constructive word when a sarcastic or nasty one can be used.

That's funny considering Bloodsage is more constructive in his posts than you'll ever be.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-16-2005 10:12:58 PM
quote:
Callalron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yeah, see, here's the thing about that. If you can actually do the stuff you're talking about, it ain't no big deal. When he offers an opinion or otherwise comtributes, he does so, and let's people know why he's qualified to offer that opinion. Usually after some hammerhead questions his opinion in the first place.

I'll ignore him, harder to be tempted to open my mouth that way.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 08-16-2005 10:15:45 PM
quote:
Jackman wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'll ignore him, harder to be tempted to open my mouth that way.

Didn't help when you had me ignored. You are a bomb of stupidity that cannot be disarmed.

Just do us all a favor and cut the blue wire.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Peter
Pancake
posted 08-16-2005 10:27:25 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Captain Planet:
..... Doesn't really phase me to be insulted and I actually get a laugh out of some of it.

Besides, How insulted can you get over some asshole you don't really know? It's not like alot of people on this board really know each other.

Gadani
U
posted 08-16-2005 10:30:15 PM
quote:
Peter had this to say about dark elf butts:
Besides, How insulted can you get over some asshole you don't really know? It's not like alot of people on this board really know each other.

Fuck you, assface. You're a cockmuncher.

Next time I get a weapon <something> skill tape, I'll give it to you.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-16-2005 10:37:19 PM
quote:
Sean's fortune cookie read:
Didn't help when you had me ignored. You are a bomb of stupidity that cannot be disarmed.

Just do us all a favor and cut the blue wire.


Sure it did I never saw any of your threads and made me stop and think before I said anything where you were concerned. For awhile you were being a real prick towards me and rather than dig my self the usual deep hole, I felt it was best. Since you more or less stopped I took you off.


I was trying to be nice and constructive to everyone, but that didn’t last long as some people were nasty and it’s easy to be an unpleasant person.
Trying to get back to the nice mode. Here have a cookie

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-16-2005 at 10:38 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 10:38:49 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote this stupid crap:
Muh nuh muh nuh!

Maybe if you wanted to hold onto that modship you should have sucked a little more Drysart dick, like I-

Oh ho ho, I almost walked right into that one!

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-16-2005 10:39:54 PM
Note to self be nice to Parce at all times
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2005 10:43:14 PM
quote:
Jackman painfully thought these words up:
Note to self be nice to Parce at all times

I need you around anyways.

So long as the populace has you to hate, they won't pay attention to the horrible government.

Btw, I'm sending most of EverCrest's young men to Irjaqman to defeat the terrorists.

On a completely unrelated note, Hallitarquinn, would you please let me know when you intend to set up more refineries?

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-16-2005 10:47:52 PM
It's nice to know my work here is appreciated, thanks boss. Slinks off to do Parcelan's bidding.....
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-16-2005 10:52:41 PM
quote:
Jackman probably says this to all the girls:
It's nice to know my work here is appreciated, thanks boss. Slinks off to do Parcelan's bidding.....

Board rp is done in italics or place between *asterisks*.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-16-2005 10:53:50 PM
Kait, I would look at her posts and just scratch my head like a chimp and move about my business. It was like looking through the eyes of a child; so utterly random and pointless, but they think they're the smartest in the room.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-16-2005 10:57:24 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Lyinar Ka`Bael absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Incorrect

As I was a mod when Paul was around, I can say for a fact that he didn't break any rules. He was annoying and obnoxious, but so are many others. As the rules are set up under the lovely link up there, he never broke one. Which is more than I can say for many who are still welcome here.


Since when is constant, purposeful trolling within the rules?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:02:17 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Lechium:
Kait, I would look at her posts and just scratch my head like a chimp and move about my business. It was like looking through the eyes of a child; so utterly random and pointless, but they think they're the smartest in the room.

Wow. That really just places the exact feeling I get when I read Kaits too!

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-16-2005 11:03:46 PM
quote:
Manticore attempted to be funny by writing:
Wow. That really just places the exact feeling I get when I read Kaits too!

....k

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2005 11:04:17 PM
quote:
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
Since when is constant, purposeful trolling within the rules?

Well, there hasn't always been an exact written rule about it/being a jerk, nor was there always the catch-all. Lyinar is a stupid bitch who goes "if it's not in the written rules, it's not a rule!" even though EC has always been driven by especially Drysart and additionally the will of the people within it.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-16-2005 11:27:58 PM
Wait, whats this? Is it under General Conduct in the "Rules" section? I believe it is:

"Before posting a reply, please ask yourself the following question: "Does my reply offer any advice or contribute positively to the conversation in any fashion?" If you can answer "yes" to this, then please reply. If you cannot, then please don't reply. "

The punishment for disregarding general conduct is unclear, therefor it is up to the Mod's discresion. I'd say tempban is just fine.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-16-2005 11:51:05 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Manticore:
Wait, whats this? Is it under General Conduct in the "Rules" section? I believe it is:

"Before posting a reply, please ask yourself the following question: "Does my reply offer any advice or contribute positively to the conversation in any fashion?" If you can answer "yes" to this, then please reply. If you cannot, then please don't reply. "

The punishment for disregarding general conduct is unclear, therefor it is up to the Mod's discresion. I'd say tempban is just fine.


Except that wasn't a rule back then.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-17-2005 12:02:17 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's account was hax0red to write:
Except that wasn't a rule back then.

Doesn't seem to be a rule now. The general conduct section is an admonition to use common sense, not rules for posting (those follow immediately thereafter). Failure to abide by this common sense leaves you at the mercy of mods and admin via the following rule:

quote:
Fuck Freedom: This is a privately owned and operated site. You have no first amendment right to post here. Free speech does not apply.

I know it amounts to the same thing, I'm just being an ass about technicality.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-17-2005 12:02:25 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
Except that wasn't a rule back then.

Exactly.

And Drysart actually used to hold mods to the rules, once upon a time. Paul didn't break the posted rules, and despite that warnings were expected prior to a ban. I did speak to him once or twice for IRC offenses, but IRC is not here and a ban wasn't warranted.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-17-2005 12:15:01 AM
quote:
Quoth the rules book John 3:14

Any form of moderator harassment, insults, doing the opposite of what you were asked to do, reopening a thread that was closed, bitching about a custom title, protesting a ban, abuse of the "Alert Moderator" button, guesses as to the real identities of the moderators, or complaining about what you feel are the shortcomings of the current moderation team, regardless of merit, will result in a ban.


huh

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-17-2005 12:45:26 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Gainsborough:
huh

Gains > KM. I didn't notice that.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-17-2005 01:21:20 AM
I find it amusing that they're bitching about Parce sucking as a mod cus he doesn't follow the rules, which state:

quote:
complaining about what you feel are the shortcomings of the current moderation team, regardless of merit, will result in a ban.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-17-2005 01:44:34 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Vallo said this:
I find it amusing that they're bitching about Parce sucking as a mod cus he doesn't follow the rules, which state:


Flame threads stand outside the rules.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Fox
Loser
posted 08-17-2005 02:02:07 AM
I must state that I feel indifferent to the matter.

I must also state that working 80 hours a week might have had an effect on my decision making abilities.

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-17-2005 02:13:31 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:

Btw, I'm sending most of EverCrest's young men to Irjaqman to defeat the terrorists.

On a completely unrelated note, Hallitarquinn, would you please let me know when you intend to set up more refineries?



Most of my advisors, and people that think that they are my advisors(the public), told me that the oil from Irjaqman is unbelivable crappy, and most of all stupid, and not funny.

But as you know, I give a crap about opinions, so... , uh... next Monday. If I don't have a hangover.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-17-2005 02:35:03 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
Cadga got banned for giving his opinion of Drysart's fuckbuddy. No more, no less. Nothing many others, again, haven't done before.

I was banned once for calling Peachis a slut, when she was openly riding laps in the IRC channel. That was amusing.

.. then banned again when I joked I had someone feeding me the stories from the Frolicker's website. OHNOES MAJOR SECURITY BREACH RED ALERT RED ALERT CYBER STORIES ARE CLASSIFIED MATERIAL.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-17-2005 10:54:48 AM
this is one hell of a fucking shitty thread

Drysart needs to stop fagging around and make me a mod already.

hey
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-17-2005 12:40:12 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Parce and Snoota are the only mods who have ever been active to a point of enforcing some law into the community; aside from Drysart, obviously.


Notice though, that when it was basically just Drysart (and even Snoota, come to think of it) there was never this much controversy. Ever.

What the hell, y0? Something must be up, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people up in arms.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-17-2005 12:44:41 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin had this to say about pies:
Notice though, that when it was basically just Drysart (and even Snoota, come to think of it) there was never this much controversy. Ever.

What the hell, y0? Something must be up, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people up in arms.


Parce is a controversial guy. You either love the guy, or you hate him. Simple as that.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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