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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It's like that Parasite Eve game where our Mitichondria were revolting against us.
That was the stupidest fucking concept for a game EVER and I just saw that idiot Big Rigs game on G4 last night.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Oh I agree completely, for pretty much the same reason you mentioned. It de-mystified the mystery with bad high school biology. It's like that Parasite Eve game where our Mitichondria were revolting against us.
It also added the silly idea of spontaneous conception, if I remember EpI correctly. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
More to the point, the Midichlorians made her pregnant.
which turns Anakin into a rather creepy Jesus who fails the testing in the desert and gets a shiny new hat
MorbId fucked around with this message on 05-20-2005 at 11:43 PM.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mortious wrote:
You missed the post where I apologised because I missed the part where she said she put it down.Oho, now don't you feel silly.
He missed that post because you never made it. What you said was, as I quote, "Well hey, you're right, I didn't," in response to someone saying they assumed you missed the part of her post where she said the dog was getting put down.
Oho, now don't you feel silly. Snoota fucked around with this message on 05-21-2005 at 04:20 AM.
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Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
Plus "Scythadeus" sounds kinda like Scythe Deus, God of Death. Not to mention it sounds pretty close to "Sidious".
Wut?
Don't you mean "Deus Mortis"?
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Drysart had this to say about Robocop:
I'm sure you all can figure out the scene that made me the most sad.
The death of the (_|_)-Jedi.
Anyone mind giving me a spoilered re-cap of Episode 2 just so I know where everything stands going into it?
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Bloodsage screamed this from the crapper:
It also added the silly idea of spontaneous conception, if I remember EpI correctly.
I always took that to mean that Anakin's mother was a whore and didn't know who the father was, or that there was a social taboo amongst slaves on Tatooine against having children out of wedlock, so she invented the virgin birth story to avoid punishment.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Snoota said:
He missed that post because you never made it. What you said was, as I quote, "Well hey, you're right, I didn't," in response to someone saying they assumed you missed the part of her post where she said the dog was getting put down.Oho, now don't you feel silly.
No, I don't, because I meant I didn't see it.
Jumping To Conclusions 101 
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Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
I always took that to mean that Anakin's mother was a whore and didn't know who the father was, or that there was a social taboo amongst slaves on Tatooine against having children out of wedlock, so she invented the virgin birth story to avoid punishment.
Yeah I was always hoping that is what she meant. Until Qui Gon told the Jedi Council that the midichlorians created Anakin.
It would have been cool to find out that she was Palpatine's love nugget, and he sold her off before she found out she was pregnant.
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Vorago obviously shouldn't have said:
Going to be seeing episode 3 today with Inferno-Spirit and an unknown number of others, problem is I have yet to see episode 2. Blockbuster had 1 copy, and it was rented out to an employee. Great.Anyone mind giving me a spoilered re-cap of Episode 2 just so I know where everything stands going into it?
Ten years after The Phantom Menace, war is looming over the Republic. A separitist movement, led by the enigmatic Count Dooku, has grown increasingly militant. As the decision of whether or not to go to war is endlessly debated in the Senate, an attempt on Padme's life is made.
Anakin, now Obi-Wan's impetuous apprentice, takes Padme to Naboo for safety. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan tracks down the bounty hunter behind the assassination attempt, leading him to Kamino, a world of cloners.
Anakin and Amidala express their feelings for each other. Awwww. Too bad Jedi aren't allowed to get married, sucker!
Obi-Wan discovers something incredible: the Kaminoans are making a clone army for the Republic at the behest of a (now deceased) Jedi. The Kaminoans are using Jango Fett, the very bounty hunter who Obi-Wan has been tracking, as their template. After a confrontation on Kamino, Jango Fett flees and Obi-Wan once again pursues him.
On Naboo, Anakin has disturbing visions of his mother in pain (paging Dr. Freud). He resolves to go to Tatooine and help her; Padme naively volunteers to go with him. Once there, they learn that she has been married to a homesteader named Kleeg Lars, the father of Owen Lars (who is now Anakin's stepbrother). However, she was recently kidnapped by a Tusken war party. Anakin hunts down the Tusken camp and finds his mother - only to have her die in his arms. Enraged, he murders every last Tusken at the camp, women and children included.
Obi-Wan pursues Jango Fett to Geonosis, where he learns that the Separitists are mustering a massive droid army. When news of this reaches the Senate, it is decided that war is imminent, and Chancellor Palpatine is given emergency powers. His first act is to raise a Grand Army of the Republic by claiming the clones the Kaminoans have made.
Obi-Wan is captured and interrogated by Count Dooku, who reveals that a Sith Lord is manipulating the Senate. Dun dun DUN!
Anakin and Padme catch wind of Obi-Wan's peril and go to Geonosis to rescue him. They are promptly captured.
Obi-Wan, Padme, and Anakin are to be executed in a gladiatorial style event. But, being the heroes in this story, they survive long enough for Mace Windu, a group of Jedi, and the clone army to arrive.
A massive battle erupts on Geonosis. Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda confront Count Dooku, who reveals his knowledge of the Dark Side. After an epic lightsaber duel, Dooku escapes with the Separatists plans for the ultimate weapon - the Death Star.
Though the battle on Geonosis was won, the war has just begun (argh, I hate that cliche). Anakin and Padme marry in secret. Dooku travels to Coruscant and speaks with his master, Darth Sidious, where it is revealed that the war is part of the Sith's plot.
Er, I guess that wasn't all that quick of a recap.
If they sense a strong force presence, they attach to it. That was always my thought.
That's why I brought up Palpatine's little opera speech because, with his all jubber-jabba about Plagus, does that invalidate the BECAUSE theory?
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Sentow, Maybe stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Er, I guess that wasn't all that quick of a recap.
Nah, that was exactly what I was looking for, mucho thanks 
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I thought the name they mentioned in Ep 2 was Seifer Diaz, and that he'd been dead for ten years. I swear that's the name the Kaminoians gave Kenobi.
Hahaha first Spanish Jedi.
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How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
No, I don't, because I meant I didn't see it.Jumping To Conclusions 101
Wait, what? The point was you didn't apologize and just now claimed you did. 
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Sentow, Maybe had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
A massive battle erupts on Geonosis. Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda confront Count Dooku, who reveals his knowledge of the Dark Side. After an epic lightsaber duel, Dooku escapes with the Separatists plans for the ultimate weapon - the Death Star.
Also, this is where Dooku cuts off Anakin's hand. Minor but important bit of information, as it's mentioned in Epp 3, and explains the cyber hand he has.
Also, Jango Fett is killed, leaving his lost and bitter son to take up his armor.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Anyway, I'm going to wait a few days to watch this.
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Freschel Spindrift had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
All we need now is a critic or two wrongfully accuse Mr Lucas taking pot shots at Bush's administration. I have a feeling that there a few of them just said that. HmmmmAnyway, I'm going to wait a few days to watch this.
What in god's name did you just say stop talking jeez
But still... how many days days do I wait out of politeness before I go see it myself...
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This one time, at Freschel Spindrift camp:
All we need now is a critic or two wrongfully accuse Mr Lucas taking pot shots at Bush's administration. I have a feeling that there a few of them just said that. Hmmmm
They have.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
I haven't seen Episode III yet, because my older brother has been sick lately, and I know if he went to see it without me, I'd be pissed.But still... how many days days do I wait out of politeness before I go see it myself...
Judging from the reviews, if you take him while he's sick, he may die!
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Zaeron stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Completely off topic, but isn't it considered rather impolite to refer to a president as "Mr."? Isn't the correct honorific, even for ex-presidents, "President X", or in the case of the sitting president, "Mister President"?
I just call all Presidents "Betty". That way they don't get all uppity.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
... and I'm hooked 
I can't wait to see the new one already 
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BeauChan had this to say about pies:
I'm kind of upset because I just watched my first Star Wars movie EVER....
... and I'm hooked
I can't wait to see the new one already
And you're hooked on Episode I.
I think that speaks volumes about many things.
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Mix Mr. Parcelan with water, and you get:
And you're hooked on Episode I.I think that speaks volumes about many things.
I got hooked on episode I, yes, but I'm acutally interested in watching how the series grows and what happens with anakin, especially with padme ( BeauChan fucked around with this message on 05-22-2005 at 12:31 AM.
) and the darth vader thing.
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BeauChan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I got hooked on episode I, yes, but I'm acutally interested in watching how the series grows and what happens with anakin, especially with padme () and the darth vader thing.
No.
Someone please tell me what Padme's last words are. They're the ones she speaks to Obi-Wan before dying, after naming the twins.
I just cannot understand what words she is speaking.
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System.out.println("Densetsu said this:");
Okay, I've seen this twice, and will see it a third time tomorrow, but I would like a little bit of help.Someone please tell me what Padme's last words are. They're the ones she speaks to Obi-Wan before dying, after naming the twins.
I just cannot understand what words she is speaking.
"There is still good in him" or something like that. If you get the throwback to ROTJ you win a cookie.
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Densetsu wrote their words upon the rocks;
Sounded more like, "Obi-Wan...what a name..." to me. Sounded absolutely nothing like what you are saying. Hopefully someone who's read the book can answer.
That's basically what the book says..."Obi-Wan...there ..is still good in him. I know there is... still..."
