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Poll: Who's the Dumbest of the Dumb?
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Topic: Dumbest Evercrester Poll
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-21-2005 08:32:13 PM
I'm just mildly curious about where the other 4 votes for me came from.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-21-2005 08:33:15 PM
Haha, I don't mind DPT.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-21-2005 08:35:09 PM
That reminds me, didn't Azizza say he was considering running for some sort of political seat in his state?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-21-2005 08:35:21 PM
DPT has not earned this. He'll have to work much harder before he's worthy of the Azizza-topping position that's fallen into his lap.



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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-21-2005 08:37:52 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Knight Rider:
DPT has not earned this. He'll have to work much harder before he's worthy of the Azizza-topping position that's fallen into his lap.

Yeah, I blame it on "flavor of the month" mentality.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-21-2005 08:40:50 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop got a whole lot of nerve:
That reminds me, didn't Azizza say he was considering running for some sort of political seat in his state?

He did, it was like 2-3 years ago or so now.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-21-2005 08:43:28 PM
I think DPT is ahead because he's everywhere. Azizza tends to stay in certain threads.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-21-2005 08:49:59 PM
Yeah, I discount DPT because he's new and seems pretty eager to please, despite being a little goofy.

I still can't decide, though

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-21-2005 09:18:00 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Yeah, I discount DPT because he's new and seems pretty eager to please, despite being a little goofy.

I still can't decide, though


That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-21-2005 09:21:22 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when DrPaintThinner wrote:
That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

Sean is nothing but a big

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-21-2005 10:00:23 PM
quote:
From the book of Ruvyen, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm not. I'm just wondering how I only managed to get four votes thus far. I must really be slacking lately!

How do you think Doc and I feel? We're hugging the bottom of the barrel here...

Or would that be the top in this case?

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 10:06:50 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Sean is nothing but a big

That was Parce, Kait. What kind of minion are you?

And Dr. Paint Thinner isn't that bad. He just tries to hard sometimes.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-21-2005 10:52:51 PM
quote:
This one time, at Ruvyen camp:
I'm just mildly curious about where the other 4 votes for me came from.

I gave you one. No real reason. I just didn't want to vote for myself.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Steven Steve
posted 04-21-2005 11:27:49 PM
Probably diadem, Beaukat, or Mightion.
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-21-2005 11:30:56 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs was naked while typing this:
That was Parce, Kait. What kind of minion are you?

And Dr. Paint Thinner isn't that bad. He just tries to hard sometimes.


I know that, I was just testing you.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 11:32:19 PM
Did I pass?
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-22-2005 02:35:45 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Cuba:
Sean is nothing but a big

Is this like where you cry out the wrong name during sex?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-22-2005 02:05:25 PM
I was undecided, but the Toby Keith thing secured a certain someone's vote
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-22-2005 02:22:46 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs had this to say about Robocop:
Did I pass?

You failed. You are the weakest link, goodbye, all that jazz.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-22-2005 02:23:37 PM
quote:
Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
Is this like where you cry out the wrong name during sex?

Or when I misread a post becuase I'm also at work doing a bazillion things at once, yeah.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 02:28:32 PM
quote:
Kegwen probably says this to all the girls:
I was undecided, but the Toby Keith thing secured a certain someone's vote

Edit: Oops. You were talking about Azizza.

Mr. Crabs fucked around with this message on 04-22-2005 at 02:29 PM.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-22-2005 02:32:41 PM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Fazum'Zen Fastfist! Them's Fightin words:
Probably diadem, Beaukat, or Mightion.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-22-2005 02:34:21 PM
quote:
BeauChan had this to say about dark elf butts:

You are pretty dumb.

What made you think that posting a picture of your thonged ass was a good idea? When I saw it, I thought you were hanging a ham or something.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-22-2005 03:23:39 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
You are pretty dumb.

What made you think that posting a picture of your thonged ass was a good idea? When I saw it, I thought you were hanging a ham or something.


When was this? I demand proof.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Sean
posted 04-22-2005 03:40:52 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit don't surf!
When was this? I demand proof.

You don't want it, man.

You don't want it.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Suddar
posted 04-22-2005 03:42:51 PM
Just have faith. It happened.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-22-2005 04:40:31 PM
Does anyone else laugh everytime they see Suddar's avatar?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-22-2005 08:32:18 PM
quote:
Manticore had this to say about pies:
Does anyone else laugh everytime they see Suddar's avatar?

Yes

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-22-2005 08:43:19 PM
Yes I plan on running for office. And the fact that a bunch of mental midgets on a message board have a low opinion of me really doesn't mean a damn thing to me. You all don't like my opinion on some things? Well to damn bad. If the only way you feel good about yourself is to insult other people then by all means go ahead. I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 04-22-2005 08:50:36 PM
quote:
Azizza's fortune cookie read:
You all don't like my opinion on some things? Well to damn bad. If the only way you feel good about yourself is to insult other people then by all means go ahead. I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.

Because, of course, the voters don't think like we do. Nope, not at all. They'll vote for anybody, with none of those nasty opinions getting in the way. Nope, not like EverCrest here at all. No siree Bob.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-22-2005 08:53:46 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Azizza gently hums:
Yes I plan on running for office. And the fact that a bunch of mental midgets on a message board have a low opinion of me really doesn't mean a damn thing to me. You all don't like my opinion on some things? Well to damn bad. If the only way you feel good about yourself is to insult other people then by all means go ahead. I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.

Um, no offense, or anything, but how do you plan to explain the whole love triangle thing a while back when it becomes public? Or are you running for something where the opposition won't really dig too far into your background for dirt?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sean
posted 04-22-2005 08:53:54 PM
quote:
Azizza don't surf!
Yes I plan on running for office. And the fact that a bunch of mental midgets on a message board have a low opinion of me really doesn't mean a damn thing to me. You all don't like my opinion on some things? Well to damn bad. If the only way you feel good about yourself is to insult other people then by all means go ahead. I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.

I'm glad politicians have people to write their speeches for them.

Because you fucking need it. And, before I go; Hypocritical much?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-22-2005 08:55:54 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about John Romero:
I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.

That high, eh? Wow, I never knew we hurt you so much.

I hate paper cuts.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-22-2005 08:56:23 PM
All Evercrest has been of late is a lot of Conservative and or Christian Bashing with a bit of Liberal bashing thrown in by Maradon. EC is not an accurate cross section of the voting population. In fact it is far removed from it. The population here is much younger and more liberal than 90% of the United states. Even Liberal states would have a higher percentage of Conservatives in a normal polling pool than you find here.

And the fact remains that I find many of the Liberal opinions posted here range from ignorant to downright stupid. Just as you probably feel the same about my views. However to call the person stupid is childish and quite arrogant.

Edit for Sage:
State Rep: Waiting for the old horse currently in to retire. There is no way to beat him currently, not by me or anyone else. Probably 08. Nothing to really explain anyway. If I had been married to one of them and had an affair then it would be one thing. As it was I was simply dating more than one person at the time. Something that many people have done. Nothing Nefarious about it. Hell one of the people in office right now had an affair with one of his male clients. Nothing big has been made of it and there is a lot more dirt there than there will ever be on me.

Azizza fucked around with this message on 04-22-2005 at 09:00 PM.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-22-2005 08:56:45 PM
quote:
From the book of Bloodsage, chapter 3, verse 16:
Um, no offense, or anything, but how do you plan to explain the whole love triangle thing a while back when it becomes public? Or are you running for something where the opposition won't really dig too far into your background for dirt?

God help him if they find this place.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 08:57:41 PM
I want to change my vote now.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 08:58:15 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Cuba:
Yes I plan on running for office. And the fact that a bunch of mental midgets on a message board have a low opinion of me really doesn't mean a damn thing to me. You all don't like my opinion on some things? Well to damn bad. If the only way you feel good about yourself is to insult other people then by all means go ahead. I have had to put up with a lot in my life and the opinion of you people ranks somewhere down around the annoyance factor of getting a paper cut.

Really, I think it would've been better to post nothing in this situation, certainly not something like this. Also, I think it would be amusing if your opponent found this board

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 08:59:34 PM
quote:
Azizza's fortune cookie read:
The population here is much younger and more liberal than 90% of the United states.


However to call the person stupid is childish and quite arrogant.


Lol

Sean
posted 04-22-2005 09:18:27 PM
quote:
FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Azizza.
All Evercrest has been of late is a lot of Conservative and or Christian Bashing with a bit of Liberal bashing thrown in by Maradon. EC is not an accurate cross section of the voting population. In fact it is far removed from it. The population here is much younger and more liberal than 90% of the United states. Even Liberal states would have a higher percentage of Conservatives in a normal polling pool than you find here.

And the fact remains that I find many of the Liberal opinions posted here range from ignorant to downright stupid. Just as you probably feel the same about my views. However to call the person stupid is childish and quite arrogant.


You think it's childish and arrogant to belittle someone, yet you do it with the same breath. Do you not see where your error lies? You have shown none of the required abilities to further a career in anything but government contracted labor or waste management. You've already shown characteristics of borderline - and I use that term very loosely - racism and xenophobia. None of these a fast track to political success make.

And now, allow me to retort on an insulting level:
I wouldn't vote you into office of the Grand Wizard of the KKK; even those inbred hicks need to know when to shut up or risk legal recourse.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Demos
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 09:24:53 PM
And he wonders why my sig contains what it does.
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