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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Wrong.
It was supposed to be a joke 
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A sleep deprived Manticore stammered:
It was supposed to be a joke.
Joking is best left to the funny.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Joking is best left to the funny.
Was none of my post funny at all, or did the fail of the color-joke ruin the rest of it?
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Manticore thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Was none of my post funny at all, or did the fail of the color-joke ruin the rest of it?
Not funny at all.
Okay, so voting for Azizza makes you a liberal and voting for Kennatsu makes you a liberal.
And here's some other fun facts!
Ruvyen: Died yesterday by swallowing four litres of glass shards after a Mexican told him it was cotton candy.
RIG: Realizing that his life was nothing but stroking Texan cocks, he finally decided to do something right in his life and shot himself in the head.
Doc: Was finally struck down by the righteous hand of God, a booming voice saying "Jesus fuck does he ever shut up about stupid shit?" being heard after the incident.
Geeorn: After driving off everyone who had pretended to be his friend, went to go gloat about his GPA, roleplay characters and prepubescent facial hair to the local Black Panthers and was propmtly hanged with a used jockstrap.
DrPaintThinner: Left Evercrest.
Razor: Finally found his testicles, realized he was a man and promptly died choking on his own tears.
Other: Vinven finally killed himself after so many gentle suggestions.
[EDIT- Damn those typoes, too!] Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 04-24-2005 at 10:27 AM.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Wrong.
Actually is the color of the dirty liberal communists
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
DrPaintThinner: Left Evercrest.
Ha your wrong! I was just out of town. But now I'm back! Manticore's impression of me was pretty close. Those kids crash well!
I remember the last time I had a bike race. I wasn't paying attention to what was infront of me and I slammed into the back of a jeep.
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ACES! Another post by DrPaintThinner:
Ha your wrong! I was just out of town. But now I'm back! Manticore's impression of me was pretty close. Those kids crash well!I remember the last time I had a bike race. I wasn't paying attention to what was infront of me and I slammed into the back of a jeep.
His statement was hopeful, not factual.
Because most people want you to leave, if you hadn't noticed. 37 at this point.
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This insanity brought to you by Ferret:
His statement was hopeful, not factual.Because most people want you to leave, if you hadn't noticed. 37 at this point.
37 really isn't "most", less than half according the voting numbers, apparently.
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Noxhil2, what the hell are you doin' out here? You oughta be in bed.
37 really isn't "most", less than half according the voting numbers, apparently.
I want him to leave, but I did not vote for him.
Your point is moot.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I want him to leave, but I did not vote for him.Your point is moot.
Ouch! Oh God daggers in my heart!
Now you get no sex from me!
Also it says "Who do you think is the dumbest?" not "Who do you want to leave the island?.. I mean Evercrest Board" DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-24-2005 at 05:05 PM.
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Noxhil2 painfully thought these words up:
37 really isn't "most", less than half according the voting numbers, apparently.
37 are just the ones who thinks he is the stupidest. If we were to have a poll of 'Do you want DrPaintThinner to leave the boards' I'm sure it would be much higher.
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Ferret had this to say about Robocop:
37 are just the ones who thinks he is the stupidest. If we were to have a poll of 'Do you want DrPaintThinner to leave the boards' I'm sure it would be much higher.
Probabbly. But if you did that it would urge me to stay. As I would be torchering those who wanted me to go. DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-24-2005 at 05:27 PM.
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DrPaintThinner had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Probabbly. But if you did that it would urge me to stay. As I would be tourchering those who wanted me to go.
Oh no, Mr. Middle School can't feel like he has a penis bigger than 2 inches unless he can act like a troll!
Also, it's Probably and Torturing.
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This one time, at Ferret camp:
Oh no, Mr. Middle School can't feel like he has a penis bigger than 2 inches unless he can act like a troll!Also, it's Probably and Torturing.
Heh you can't get it up unless everything is spelled right, huh? Spelling fetish?
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Ferret's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh no, Mr. Middle School can't feel like he has a penis bigger than 2 inches unless he can act like a troll!Also, it's Probably and Torturing.
come on now, you're acting like DPT is the only guy that about half the board would like to see leave.
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DrPaintThinner startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Heh you can't get it up unless everything is spelled right, huh? Spelling fetish?
Ah, the standard comeback of people too damned stupid to spell simple words correctly. Because it's obvious that all the problems lie with the mean, uptight people who take a few extra seconds out of their day to use the language like thoughtful adults, rather than the morons who communicate like elementary school dropouts laboriously chalking misspelled obscenities on playground walls.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
wtf does this mean? 
I'm not joking.
quote:Nothing.
Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
wtf does this mean?
Move along.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Ah, the standard comeback of people too damned stupid to spell simple words correctly. Because it's obvious that all the problems lie with the mean, uptight people who take a few extra seconds out of their day to use the language like thoughtful adults, rather than the morons who communicate like elementary school dropouts laboriously chalking misspelled obscenities on playground walls.
As I have noted several times in the past, my spelling is atrocious. And dictionary.com wasn't working. I would normally check my posts for spelling errors because I know some people are sticklers for spelling. In this case ferret was pointing out my errors to be pompous. So I made a joke at his expence.
Hope its all spelled right. DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-24-2005 at 06:00 PM.
quote:Sadly, your grammar is still just as horrid as your feeble attempts to spell.
DrPaintThinner spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Hope its all spelled right.
Did you flunk out of elementary school?
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Blackened impressed everyone with:
Sadly, your grammar is still just as horrid as your feeble attempts to spell.Did you flunk out of elementary school?
Did you just repeat what bloodsage said?
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So quoth Blackened:
Sadly, your grammar is still just as horrid as your feeble attempts to spell.Did you flunk out of elementary school?
No, he just graduated from Texas.
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Snugglits had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
No, he just graduated from Texas.
I don't represent Texans.
quote:I'll take that as a yes.
We were all impressed when DrPaintThinner wrote:
Did you just repeat what bloodsage said?
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DrPaintThinner wrote this stupid crap:
As I have noted several times in the past, my spelling is atrocious. And dictionary.com wasn't working. I would normally check my posts for spelling errors because I know some people are sticklers for spelling. In this case ferret was pointing out my errors to be pompous. So I made a joke at his expence.Hope its all spelled right.
I wasn't being pompous. I was showing you the places where you were acting like an elementary school droupout.
Then I was looking for the person who annoyed me in the largest number of types of thread (for instance...Azizza in a politics thread is...bad...but there are threads where his insight is helpful or at least something I can respect even if I disagree, such as guns). The problem is that one type of thread can become another (gun threads almost always end up political, as do any dealing with drugs when someone brings up marijuana).
Last night, I was thinking Razor was pretty stupid, but that's mostly passed.
RIG's cool. The number of times he's truly made me stare in disbelief at how useful and friendly he can be to Lyinar or myself when we've bickered in the past far outnumbers the times I've stared and thought "man...what the hell was he thinking"
Likewise, Doc's only really aggravating with D&D stuff. Alek's only pestilentially heinous when he starts telling stories from D&D. He argues psionics well. It's his "stories from my games" that aggravate me repeatedly.
So I'm still stuck. I don't know DPT enough.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
At first, I was looking for the person I hated the most. That didn't work. I don't really HATE anyone around here these days.Then I was looking for the person who annoyed me in the largest number of types of thread (for instance...Azizza in a politics thread is...bad...but there are threads where his insight is helpful or at least something I can respect even if I disagree, such as guns). The problem is that one type of thread can become another (gun threads almost always end up political, as do any dealing with drugs when someone brings up marijuana).
Last night, I was thinking Razor was pretty stupid, but that's mostly passed.
RIG's cool. The number of times he's truly made me stare in disbelief at how useful and friendly he can be to Lyinar or myself when we've bickered in the past far outnumbers the times I've stared and thought "man...what the hell was he thinking"
Likewise, Doc's only really aggravating with D&D stuff. Alek's only pestilentially heinous when he starts telling stories from D&D. He argues psionics well. It's his "stories from my games" that aggravate me repeatedly.
So I'm still stuck. I don't know DPT enough.
Just vote for me.
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Did they say why, Jensus, why they want you to terminate my command?
Just vote for me.
hey nice sig whats it d oh fuck where did jens go
It's not something people hear about.
"It seems to be made out of some blue glass..." "Must be from Kentucky."
