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Poll: Who's the Dumbest of the Dumb?
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Topic: Dumbest Evercrester Poll
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-21-2005 09:04:09 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
A dead tie between Azizza and PaintThinner, shocking.

I'm gonna vote myself because I can't decide between Azziza or DrPaint.

[EDIT- Seeing the votes now, THAT'S what you meant by a dead tie. Oh.]

Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 09:06 AM.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-21-2005 09:31:38 AM
Do only active members count, or can we write-in vote for anybody?

`Doc fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 09:33 AM.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Suddar
posted 04-21-2005 10:12:20 AM
I'm not voting for PaintThinner because he's a newbie and those always seem more annoying than they are.

Azizza has been consistantly stupid throughout his Evercrest career, though, so he's hard to pass up (even though I accidentally voted for Kennatsu).

Sean
posted 04-21-2005 10:17:56 AM
quote:
Why, Suddar! where you goin' with that shotgun?
(even though I accidentally voted for Kennatsu).

I'm changing my write-in vote to Suddar.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 04-21-2005 10:19:00 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Naimah.
Suddar
posted 04-21-2005 10:21:46 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'm changing my write-in vote to Suddar.

Those buttons are hard to click when you first wake up.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 10:53:19 AM
quote:
Fox had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I guess some people are more easily annoyed by random shit than others. At most, I find some on the list to be mildly bothersome sometimes. I simply don't have what it takes to care about "iono" I guess.

*takes a chill pill*

Anyways, I guess either Jens or Snugglits gets my vote.


Hey, fuck you too.

Dumbets and annoying have nothing to do with each other.

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 04-21-2005 11:15:46 AM
voted azizza
hey
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-21-2005 11:32:54 AM
Last night, only one fucktard was on my mind when I thought of 'Who is the dumbest?' but now this morning's posts make me want to change my vote.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-21-2005 11:37:01 AM
quote:
Zaile Ghostmaker got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I was tempted to do a write-in vote for OP so that I could enter multiple votes.

But, there was someone on the list I just couldn't pass up.


Do I even know you?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-21-2005 11:56:58 AM
quote:
Aury wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I said PaintThinner.

IR T3h BEaST!

edit: baeST!

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 11:59 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-21-2005 11:58:41 AM
I love these because people get offended by them.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-21-2005 03:11:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough said this about your mom:
I love these because people get offended by them.

I'm not. I'm just wondering how I only managed to get four votes thus far. I must really be slacking lately!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-21-2005 03:11:58 PM
I should have voted Jens.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-21-2005 03:16:44 PM
I voted for Dr. Paint... no personal offense meant, however
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-21-2005 03:23:32 PM
Snugglits/Waisz. I don't feel like writing myself in.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-21-2005 03:30:33 PM
I vote Jensus or whatever his name is now.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 03:36:34 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Kuroi Madoushi wrote:
Snugglits/Waisz. I don't feel like writing myself in.

You're just mad because I abuse you for being a dumbass.

Snugglits fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 03:36 PM.

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Sean
posted 04-21-2005 03:39:01 PM
quote:
Entertain me with more of your bullshit, BeauChan.
no personal offense meant, however

Then why the fuck did you bother to even vote, yet alone reply? The whole point is to mean personal offense, to point their idiocy out. To draw attention to their lack of processing power.

You're one fucking stupid bitch, you know? Christ.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-21-2005 03:39:31 PM
quote:
Snugglits was naked while typing this:
You're just mad because I abuse you for being a dumbass.

More that I don't like egotistical assholes, but have it your way.
Why do you bother reading my posts?

Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 04-21-2005 at 03:40 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 03:40:26 PM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
More that I don't like egotistical assholes, but have it your way.

You should look up the meaning of egotistical.

But you do understand "asshole", at least.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-21-2005 03:40:52 PM
quote:
Sean wrote this stupid crap:
Then why the fuck did you bother to even vote, yet alone reply? The whole point is to mean personal offense, to point their idiocy out. To draw attention to their lack of processing power.

You're one fucking stupid bitch, you know? Christ.


Don't you think you're being a little hard on her, you fucking asshole. God, go fuck yourself and die.

No offense meant though!

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 03:48:07 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Caid '5 Fists' Berrit wrote:
Don't you think you're being a little hard on her, you fucking asshole. God, go fuck yourself and die.

No offense meant though!


what

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-21-2005 04:09:52 PM
quote:
Alek Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Wow, I'm surprised I didn't make the list.

I, too, have yet to vote, Imp.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Blackened
posted 04-21-2005 04:22:35 PM
You faggots.

The name of this poll isn't, "Who do you hate the most?". It's "Who's the Dumbest of the Dumb?". Vote accordingly.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-21-2005 04:22:48 PM
Voted Azizza, despite my love of his models.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 04:23:28 PM
Shit! We forgot Tim!
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-21-2005 04:24:51 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Blackened wrote:
You faggots.

The name of this poll isn't, "Who do you hate the most?". It's "Who's the Dumbest of the Dumb?". Vote accordingly.


DPT is more of a "Dumb in recent memory" kind of poster.

I voted Azziza because he's in for the long haul of being thickheaded.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-21-2005 04:27:29 PM
quote:
Snugglits wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
what

Yay for sarcasm?

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-21-2005 04:47:15 PM
Of the people up there, I had to go with Paint thinner. He's the guy who has been saying stupid things consistantly lately.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-21-2005 05:01:14 PM
Dr.PaintThinner. Perhaps he has inhaled to much of named susbtance already.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 05:22:00 PM
Where's Yuri? Now there's a dumbass.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 06:02:39 PM
Yuri, for his unbelievable inability to get a clue.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 06:06:57 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Mr. Crabs said this:");
Where's Yuri? Now there's a dumbass.

Oh come on.. I'm getting flamed by people who don't even post now? God damn.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-21-2005 06:07:23 PM
I voted for RIG just because it didn't seem fair that he wasn't getting any votes.

However I think the dumbest of the dumb has to be Yuri. It takes a talent to fake that level of blockheadedness that is too much to attribute to him.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-21-2005 07:32:55 PM
quote:
BeauChan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I voted for Dr. Paint... no personal offense meant, however

Hey, I didn't even have to vote for myself. I knew I would get the most votes. This changes nothing. I was the dumbest before the vote and I'll be the dumbest after.

DrPaintThinner FTW!

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-21-2005 07:33:56 PM
quote:
DrPaintThinner stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Hey, I didn't even have to vote for myself. I knew I would get the most votes. This changes nothing. I was the dumbest before the vote and I'll be the dumbest after.

DrPaintThinner FTW!


You're not doing yourself any favors...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-21-2005 07:39:33 PM
quote:
So quoth Kuroi Madoushi:
You're not doing yourself any favors...

Why would I come into the "Dumbest Poster" thread looking to change peoples' minds about me. They already voted. I knew who they voted for, and their opinion wont change from me posting whatever. So have fun with it I suppose.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-21-2005 07:40:20 PM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi got a whole lot of nerve:
You're not doing yourself any favors...

I don't think he cares.

Btw PaintThinner, while annoying and new and all, isn't so bad!

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-21-2005 07:57:54 PM
DPT seems to be taking Azizza pretty strongly.

Azizza could still pull ahead with the surprise finish, though.

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