He's right, EC is full of virgins. big deal.
SHUT THE FUCK UP LIAM GEEZ DONT OFFEND THEM
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Wouldn't it be awesome if we could just repeat something to ourselves over and over and it would be true?Get real. To have a life, you have to have friends, first.
Man, you've really lost your touch. =\ You used to be able to get me so bad, too! It's not really your fault, though. I don't post enough anymore for people to know much of anything about me.
Oh, and:
I 
SEAN!!!
And Liam, for that matter. 
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Monica spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Man, you've really lost your touch. =\ You used to be able to get me so bad, too! It's not really your fault, though. I don't post enough anymore for people to know much of anything about me.
Yeah, and what's that supposed to be?
"Man, you've really lost your touch. You used to be so badass. This wasn't what I was expecting. Blah blah blah."
Okay...and? What? Am I supposed to give you some sort of prize? "I'm sorry our flame did not reach your standards, here's some compensation."
Big fucking deal. You're too much of a fucking nobody and too far beneath my notice to be of any consequence. OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T FLAME YOU BETTER, JEEZ, PLEASE DON'T RUB IT IN ANYMORE.
Because Lord knows I have nothing better to do than sit and mope about how some porky chick in Buttfuck, Idaho thinks I can't flame her.
I kinda feel sorry for you. =\
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Monica spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I dunno. You've always been sort of an inflammatory character around here, almost to the point of obssession. You used to have some really good zingers, man. Shit, you could have been flaming ME and I'd still laugh. Now it just seems kind of pathetic.I kinda feel sorry for you. =\
There are so many things wrong with this statement, I don't think I could begin to say them.
... Parcelan, are flames on message boards your version of hopping on AIM and finding someone to cyber with? You're not jerking off to this thread, are you?
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Monica had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
... Parcelan, are flames on message boards your version of hopping on AIM and finding someone to cyber with? You're not jerking off to this thread, are you?
God Damnit, now I need to scrub the image of Parce jacking off to a flame thread, from my mind.
Anyway, I had a few boredom-inspired negative emotions I needed to let off in this thread, but a friend dragged me into CS, and I ended up instead spending them all going on another Rampage o' Rage*.
Now, I want to post something, but I really don't have anything. So, I'll just say, "Fuck all y'all", and leave it at that.
*You might not want to ask. Really. It's pretty weird. Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 11:33 PM.
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Razor got a whole lot of nerve:
God Damnit, now I need to scrub the image of Parce jacking off to a flame thread, from my mind.
Scrub extra hard at the front of the brain.
Not certain on Nae-safeness. Can someone else judge for me?
Oh, and this, too. Certain this one isn't Nae-safe at all. Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 11:47 PM.
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Monica enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Fuh fuh fuh fuh
Ah, the classic replies of someone too lame to argue without getting personal.
"Shouldn't you be moping blah blah?" If you're beneath me as I say, why would I care if you're insulted or not?
"Have you lost your touch?" I don't really care if you're offended or not.
"If you don't care, why are you still posting?" This is a flame thread. To my dying day, I'll never understand why people who don't want to be flamed keep posting in flame threads.
"Are you jacking off?" And the unifying jewel in the crown of idiocy, the old jack off accusation. If I jack off, it'll be to the pictures of yourself you keep posting. If you're not insulted, bfd.
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This one time, at Lazzay camp:
There is a pug at my house as we speak.
!
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TheOriginalZane obviously shouldn't have said:
long thread eh?
9 inches, at least.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
9 inches, at least.
so that's your opinion of me? thanks.
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Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
See, I've met chicks that are actually kinda put off by my enormous penis. I can understand how a three hour hike to reach the summit of my penis might ruin the mood, but I was always told that deeper penetration was more stimulating to the vaginal wall.
Yeah, they definitely aren't trying to hurt your feelings by telling you it's too big or anything.
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Azymyth's fortune cookie read:
Hi Parce.
You are, after Kekvit, the single biggest freak this board has ever known. Amongst your noted accomplishments, you have...
-Harrassment
-Pretending to be a girl
-Pretending to be a girl pretending to be in love with a man pretending to be another girl
-Pedophilia
-Being just fucking weird
I have every expectation that we will see you on the news after cops catch you trying to lure children into your windowless van with promises of candy and puppies. An investigation will lead to your raping of grandmothers, murdering them and burying them under your porch.
I don't know if you watch the Shield at all, but the serial killer/rapist in the first season, the man who rapes women and hides their bodies all over the place even looks like you. He has the same, disturbingly-creepy, shriveled-up monkey face. The same gangly body. The same disgusting mannerisms.
If it turns out you grow up well-adjusted and such, well, I guess I owe you a coke.
PS: A little birdy told me that I once made your pitiful self cry. I have to admit, I laughed long and loud at that.
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Lechium attempted to be funny by writing:
For being almsot seven hours old, this thread sure has alot of momentum.
It served us well.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Snugglits booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Yeah, they definitely aren't trying to hurt your feelings by telling you it's too big or anything.
You all do realize that the "huge penis" thing is a running gag and that my penis is actually pretty normal sized, right?
I mean, I thought the references to my penis being used as a docking station for the international space station might have been a solid clue. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-15-2005 at 01:29 AM.
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This insanity brought to you by Maradon!:
You all do realize that the "huge penis" thing is a running gag and that my penis is actually pretty normal sized, right?I mean, I thought the references to my penis being used as a docking station for the international space station might have been a solid clue.
This is maybe the second time I've seen you refer to your penis.
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Solitude had driven the old OtakuPenguin mad. Now he only keeps company with those he can catch:
...This thread hold the record for fastest growth rate?
That goes to the titling competition thread. That was what, 22 pages in 2 hours or something?
And fuck you too
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Everyone wondered WTF when Azymyth wrote:
And people wonder why I don't like getting pictures taken, I always look like a dork.
You look like some breed of horrible, hairless simian.
I can't tell if I should show him mercy because he's got some kind of mental disease or if I should destroy him because he's completely and totally socially inept.
I mean, I understand he's been around for awhile, like an elderly relative, but when people get too old and they become too much of a nuisance, you get rid of them and put them in a home. That's what we should do with Kennatsu.
Or when a dog is too old. You euthanize him. That would be acceptable, too.
Anything is preferrential to letting him linger on like a festering skin rash.
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LeMiere stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
This thread -could- be funny.
If you didn't have a crush on me.
Crush. Excellent idea.
*caves in Lemmy's skull with a staff*
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
Crush. Excellent idea.*caves in Lemmy's skull with a staff*
Is that your way of telling me you've inserted your penis? Because I'm still not feeling it.
By the way, how goes hitting on suicidal girls for sex?
