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Topic: Attn: Dorks
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:36:27 PM
Post here and I will give you my honest opinion of you. It's not going to be watered down. It may actually be urinated upon.

Come forth.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 06:36:44 PM
BRING IT ON
Blackened
posted 04-14-2005 06:37:30 PM

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 04-14-2005 06:37:33 PM
I am NOT a dork
*goes back to clipping polygons
Sean
posted 04-14-2005 06:37:40 PM
Help me find a new sig/sigpic combination. aka a personality
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

nem-x
posted 04-14-2005 06:37:42 PM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 06:39:55 PM
Do we get to do one of you?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gadani
U
posted 04-14-2005 06:41:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
Do we get to do one of you?

You can do whatever you want. It's a flame thread.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:41:34 PM
Okay, jesus, get live here, jive suckers.

Liam: God, you're awesome. I mean, seriously, you're laid back and all that jazz and you can say one-word phrases and assign great meaning to them. Like "YEAH." You're a keeper, dude.

Black: You're awesome when you're not talking about WoW. Because you never do shit beyond go "wrong wrong arg arg my dick arg look at my dick" in those threads.

Somu: NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE OR CARES ABOUT YOU.

Sean: Since you're so fucking pathetic, here's your new sigpic/personality:

YOU ARE A SAD CLOWN

nem-x: lololololololololo u sure can post random pictures and say shit. Open Palm, bitch.

JooJooFlop: You've been awesome since you stopped being such a weird, fun-sucking lamprey. But still, fuck you.

Gadani: Loook at meeeeeee! I'm Gadaniiiiiii! I try to fit in by doing shit like posting and pretending that I'm nem-x or someone more popular! EAT SHIT.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 06:42 PM.

Sean
posted 04-14-2005 06:41:39 PM
I just had to jump in here a second.

quote:
Did they say why, Somu Icewalker, why they want you to terminate my command?
I am NOT a dork
*goes back to clipping polygons

Who the fuck are you? A four year old title does not a personality make. How do you expect Parce to reply with any reasonable answer when you've got.. 42? 43? posts in 2005?

He could answer better about a piece of broccoli; at least broccoli can be eaten and its intelligence quantified.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 06:42:18 PM
thx parce
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 06:43:07 PM
quote:
Gadani got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You can do whatever you want. It's a flame thread.

Okay, I'm gonna go fuck your mother.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gadani
U
posted 04-14-2005 06:44:47 PM
quote:
Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
Okay, I'm gonna go fuck your mother.

You do that.

edit: fuck you too parce

Gadani fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 06:45 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:45:41 PM
quote:
Gadani's fortune cookie read:
You do that.

edit: fuck you too parce


I'LL ENTRAIL-FUCK YOU!

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 04-14-2005 06:46:26 PM
4 T E H W H O R E D

Edit: Fucking "t e h" filter.

El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 06:47 PM.

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nem-x
posted 04-14-2005 06:46:56 PM
Parce is a major douche. King Douche of Douchebagaria
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 06:47:42 PM
Parce: Your random outbursts have been downright nemmish lately. This must be remedied before I can recommend you for further promotion in this corporation.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 06:48:15 PM
There's absolutely nothing wrong with 'nemmish' postings.

infact he's one of my favorite posters

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:48:38 PM
quote:
El Cuchillo's fortune cookie read:
4theWHORED

Hahahaha. I appreciate that you helped me get rid of Somthor, but you are probably the biggest crybaby I've seen in awhile.

"Hay ElCuchillo, I may be staring at your dick right now." "GOD, SHUT UP! STOP THAT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! GOD, NO! NONONONONO! JEEZ!"

"Hay ElCuchillo, I'm changing the chat room topic because the one you put up sucks." "WHAT! NO! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DICK?! COMBINING WORDS FROM POPULAR MMOGs IS THE SMARTEST THING I EVER DID! LET ME BATHE IN MY VICTORY!"

Loser.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 06:48:52 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Robocop:
(At) least broccoli can be eaten and its intelligence quantified.

But, really, what is intelligence?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
nem-x
posted 04-14-2005 06:49:35 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!

"Hay ElCuchillo, I may be staring at your dick right now."

Like superman.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:49:43 PM
quote:
Kait has the right stuff
But, really, what is intelligence?

You try way too hard to fit in.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 06:50:59 PM
quote:
nem-x obviously shouldn't have said:
Parce is a major douche. King Douche of Douchebagaria

Really? o.o? What's Douchebagaria's most noted exports? Because, as we all know, most of our imports come from other countries.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 06:51:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
You try way too hard to fit in.

Or is she not trying hard enough?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 06:51:44 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
You try way too hard to fit in.

Of course I fit in, I fit in like a cow among gazelle. Or a cheetah among lions. Or something like that.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-14-2005 06:51:58 PM
I've actually become curious as to how you are going to insult me.

I like pain.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:52:16 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Kait:
Of course I fit in, I fit in like a cow among gazelle. Or a cheetah among lions. Or something like that.

Be less polite to people that don't deserve it. Flame Sean, I dare you.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 06:52:25 PM
quote:
Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
Of course I fit in, I fit in like a cow among gazelle. Or a cheetah among lions. Or something like that.

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS A FLAME WAR???

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 06:52:31 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Knight Rider:
Or is she not trying hard enough?

I guess it depends what crowd I'm trying to fit into?
What would you like me to do differently? I'm sorry...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:53:35 PM
quote:
Manticore had this to say about Robocop:
I've actually become curious as to how you are going to insult me.

I like pain.


What is the deal with no-name shitlickers like Manticore thinking that I have some great insult for them? Seriously, you're just a dumbshit. There's nothing great in store for you.

I bet you're going to go "ROFL I EXPECTED BETTAR OF U PARCE" as everyone does when I reveal that they're just nobodies, but I don't give a shit. I've got Doritos.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-14-2005 06:55:25 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
What is the deal with no-name shitlickers like Manticore thinking that I have some great insult for them? Seriously, you're just a dumbshit. There's nothing great in store for you.

I bet you're going to go "ROFL I EXPECTED BETTAR OF U PARCE" as everyone does when I reveal that they're just nobodies, but I don't give a shit. I've got Doritos.


ROFL I EXPECTED BETTAR OF U PARCE

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Blackened
posted 04-14-2005 06:56:28 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Blackened wrote:


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 04-14-2005 06:56:38 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Hahahaha. I appreciate that you helped me get rid of Somthor, but you are probably the biggest crybaby I've seen in awhile.

"Hay ElCuchillo, I may be staring at your dick right now." "GOD, SHUT UP! STOP THAT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! GOD, NO! NONONONONO! JEEZ!"

"Hay ElCuchillo, I'm changing the chat room topic because the one you put up sucks." "WHAT! NO! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DICK?! COMBINING WORDS FROM POPULAR MMOGs IS THE SMARTEST THING I EVER DID! LET ME BATHE IN MY VICTORY!"

Loser.


omg distortions

Seriously, though, what?

quote:
<ParceWar> ElCuchillo
<ParceWar> I could be staring at your dick right now
<El-Cuchillo> Parce
<El-Cuchillo> Seriously
<El-Cuchillo> Stop obsessing

I know it brings pain to your heart that you can't have it.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:56:59 PM
quote:
Manticore spewed forth this undeniable truth:
ROFL I EXPECTED BETTAR OF U PARCE

Do you remember when you held the grudge against me for the longest time because you were so dumb you couldn't tell the difference between an actual, fictional Manticore and your name?

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-14-2005 06:57:04 PM
Hay dude.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 06:58:19 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kait was all like:
I guess it depends what crowd I'm trying to fit into?
What would you like me to do differently? I'm sorry...

I demand you call me a cocksucker right now.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 04-14-2005 06:58:37 PM
quote:
Yes, Manticore deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
I've actually become curious as to how you are going to insult me.

I like pain.


You're another one that seems to try too hard to fit in. I'm going to help you here, because I just had a root beer and I'm almost feeling a little happy.

Drop some of the pretentious bullshit from your signature. Trim it down to two unrelated quotes at the maximum. Get a sigpic that isn't from Digital Blasphemy, something with more personality that doesn't beget a large ego, like an entire planet does.

Who was that holier-than-fucking-thou Christian whackjob we had running around for a little while with the Milky Way as his sigpic? God I hated that fucker, I'm glad he got run off. Don't become him.

Be the everyman until you're better than he is. Then destroy him.

But for now you're the everyman, and I am the better man. Don't be such a pussy, and don't bite off more than you can chew; Everyone has potential, but most of them ruin it by being idiotic pricks that play Halo all day and masturbate to fantasies of being fucked up the ass by Master Chief.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 06:59:10 PM
quote:
El Cuchillo thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I know it brings pain to your heart that you can't have it.

What kind of retort is that? Just because I could be staring at your dick doesn't mean I want it. I could be laughing at it or recording it to show to the children you'll never have.

Has anyone noticed a trend with the older generation like Somu, Norim, Gee and ElCuchillo (who was once Tillomiki, a mangina, iirc) thinking that they don't need a personality beyond their board registration number?

Then again, the new people like Manticore aren't all that great, either.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: I wish you all were dead.

Zair
The Imp
posted 04-14-2005 07:00:27 PM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 07:00:48 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
I demand you call me a cocksucker right now.

Whaaaaaat?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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