quote:DO IT.
So quoth Kait:
Whaaaaaat?
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Falaanla Marr was listening to Cher while typing:
Hay dude.
You know, you're pretty slick since you stopped being such a mangina, peacemongering whore. But since this is a flame thread, let's list some of your notable accomplishments.
-You defended Kekvit when we could have gotten rid of him for good. Essentially, you're responsible for his molestation and harrassment of other members.
-You're such a lame moron, you used to think everyone being persecuted was automatically innocent and defended them to the death like the imbecile you are.
-You used to use "ya" and "*grins*" both of which are signs of mental retardations.
Based on these, I think you still ought to commit suicide.
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There was much rejoicing when Zair said this:
Ooooooh, look at me! I'm Zair! Ever since the election put me and my liberal homies in their place, I don't do jackshit except suck Parcelan's dick!"
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Kait wrote this stupid crap:
Whaaaaaat?
DO IT.
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Mr. Parcelan don't surf!
Has anyone noticed a trend with the older generation like Somu, Norim, Gee and ElCuchillo (who was once Tillomiki, a mangina, iirc) thinking that they don't need a personality beyond their board registration number?
While we're on the subject of those guys..
Norim's baby looks like Walter Matthau. There. I said it. All babies are ugly. But they can grow up to be hot cheerleaders or behemoth linemen, so don't worry.
Geeorn needs to die. Soon. Just a bullet to the fucking brain to save us all the pain.
Nicole's not so bad. Some times I can't tell if she's openly mocking herself or not, though.
Who else.. who else..
It's not something people hear about.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Ooooooh, look at me! I'm Zair! Ever since the election put me and my liberal homies in their place, I don't do jackshit except suck Parcelan's dick!"
Is it time already?
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Has anyone noticed a trend with the older generation like Somu, Norim, Gee and ElCuchillo (who was once Tillomiki, a mangina, iirc) thinking that they don't need a personality beyond their board registration number?
I assume by "older" you mean "been on this board longer?"
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There was much rejoicing when Sean said this:
You're another one that seems to try too hard to fit in. I'm going to help you here, because I just had a root beer and I'm almost feeling a little happy.Drop some of the pretentious bullshit from your signature. Trim it down to two unrelated quotes at the maximum. Get a sigpic that isn't from Digital Blasphemy, something with more personality that doesn't beget a large ego, like an entire planet does.
Who was that holier-than-fucking-thou Christian whackjob we had running around for a little while with the Milky Way as his sigpic? God I hated that fucker, I'm glad he got run off. Don't become him.
Be the everyman until you're better than he is. Then destroy him.
But for now you're the everyman, and I am the better man. Don't be such a pussy, and don't bite off more than you can chew; Everyone has potential, but most of them ruin it by being idiotic pricks that play Halo all day and masturbate to fantasies of being fucked up the ass by Master Chief.
Thanks. All of that seemed like great advice (that I will do my best to follow)... except for that Halo analogy, I didn't understand that part.
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Sean probably says this to all the girls:
Who else.. who else..
Drakkenmaw, Kennatsu, RIG and Vinven.
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This insanity brought to you by Blackened:
DO IT.
No way, I'm afraid of you, you say mean things to me that make me want to not go on the internet the next night.
Same goes for...uh...well, almost all of "you guys."
....Uh....*hides*
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Mr. Parcelan don't surf!
Drakkenmaw, Kennatsu, RIG and Vinven.
Loser. Euthenasia candidate. Closest homosexual. Hahahaha!
It's not something people hear about.
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This insanity brought to you by Zair:
Is it time already?
Since I'm such a good buddy, I've found you a new sigpic to go well with your lack of personality.
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Kait got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
No way, I'm afraid of you, you say mean things to me that make me want to not go on the internet the next night.
Same goes for...uh...well, almost all of "you guys."
....Uh....*hides*
I claim this n00b in the name of Spain.
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Sean has the right stuff
Who was that holier-than-fucking-thou Christian whackjob we had running around for a little while with the Milky Way as his sigpic? God I hated that fucker, I'm glad he got run off. Don't become him.
Star Collective. The fundamentalist dipshit who roleplayed as a godmodding space thing or some shit like that.
Remember when Azrael was Avatar? Remember when we thought he'd be less stupid when he stopped godmodding? Boy is my face red.
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Tatsukaze's account was hax0red to write:
The King demands an explanation.
YOU ARE NOBODY. YOU ARE NOTHING. NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. NOBODY CARES. YOU'RE IRRELEVANT, OBSOLETE, BORING AND HAVE NO PERSONALITY. GO AWAY.
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Ruvyen had this to say about the Spice Girls:
doot/
Of everyone to come to this board, you are the dumbest poster ever. Even Somthor was smart enough to tell when he was being insulted.
I don't think I'll ever live to see anyone quite as stupid as you.
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Kait had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
No way
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Mr. Parcelan.
Remember when Azrael was Avatar? Remember when we thought he'd be less stupid when he stopped godmodding? Boy is my face red.
Hahahahahaha. "We"? Only you, my friend.
He was such a worthless individual. Did anyone actually read his daily stories? Those things were livejournals for fantasy nerds. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I claim this n00b in the name of Spain.
I reiterate: Whaaaaaaaaat?
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Manticore wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I think everyone in this thread is cool.
What a shitty sig.
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ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
Aww, don't cry. You're...you're a...um...you drink...eggs...through a straw. Yes, you drink eggs fetilized by a male chicken through straws.
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Sean was listening to Cher while typing:
Hahahahahaha. "We"? Only you, my friend.He was such a worthless individual. Did anyone actually read his daily stories? Those things were livejournals for fantasy nerds.
Remember when he got upset because someone insulted William Wallace and he claimed to be a direct descendant of him?
Sean never gets upset when we insult his ancestors: pigs and shit.
Still always, Not-Dude.
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Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm pretty much just an asshole.
You're my best friend.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
What a shitty sig.
This would be the second sig you haven't liked. I'm starting to think maybe you just dont like me.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Remember when he got upset because someone insulted William Wallace and he claimed to be a direct descendant of him?Sean never gets upset when we insult his ancestors: pigs and shit.
I would rather be the descendant of a pig than of William Wallace.
Pigs have such undeserved obloquy. I mean, they're not actually that dirty (re: Pigs roll in MUD, dogs roll in SHIT) and they're actually pretty smart...smarter than dogs, anyway.
Not that there's anything wrong with dogs. They have their purposes, I'm sure. Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 07:23 PM.
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Check out the big brain on Lesage!
Humor me! I am feeling in need of a good bash.
Okay, are you so retarded you paid attention to nothing in this thread?
You make three posts per month and you expect a good bashing? What am I supposed to bash you about? The fact that you look like Strawberry Shortcake if she got punched in the face? The fact that you dated Zeke "THE FINAL FENCER" and were engaged to him?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Remember when he got upset because someone insulted William Wallace and he claimed to be a direct descendant of him?Sean never gets upset when we insult his ancestors: pigs and shit.
I would rather be the descendant of a pig than of William Wallace.
Pigs have such undeserved obloquy. I mean, they're not actually their dirty (re: Pigs roll in MUD, dogs roll in SHIT) and they're actually pretty smart...smarter than dogs, anyway.
Not that there's anything wrong with dogs. They have their purposes, I'm sure. Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 07:15 PM.
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Addy has the right stuff
Hi Parce.
ROFL LETS ALL PLAY WOW AND ABANDON OUR FRIENDS BECAUSE WE HATE THEM
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Mr. Parcelan didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Sean never gets upset when we insult his ancestors: pigs and shit.
I have no ancestors. Who's that broad that got all pissy about Alexander the Great and his Greek heritage?
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Mr. Addy? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Hi Parce.
Hi whore. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Okay, are you so retarded you paid attention to nothing in this thread?You make three posts per month and you expect a good bashing? What am I supposed to bash you about? The fact that you look like Strawberry Shortcake if she got punched in the face? The fact that you dated Zeke "THE FINAL FENCER" and were engaged to him?
*coughs* Was NEVER engaged to him, and now refuse to acknowledge that part of my life ever occured. And I AM contributing signifigantly more, recently, but whatever.
Still always, Not-Dude.
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Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
Of everyone to come to this board, you are the dumbest poster ever. Even Somthor was smart enough to tell when he was being insulted.I don't think I'll ever live to see anyone quite as stupid as you.
I know when I'm being insulted, I've just mostly stopped caring so much. Most of it's not worth getting into a shitfest over.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
ROFL LETS ALL PLAY WOW AND ABANDON OUR FRIENDS BECAUSE WE HATE THEM
I just post less on EC for more than one reason, I'm still on AIM sir!
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Addy had this to say about pies:
I just post less on EC for more than one reason, I'm still on AIM sir!
Why? Because you're stupid?
ATTENTION: ASSHOLES
I'm taking my dog for a walk now. I'll make a huge post about it when I come back. Don't get into too much retardation without me.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
ATTENTION: ASSHOLESI'm taking my dog for a walk now. I'll make a huge post about it when I come back. Don't get into too much retardation without me.
Heavens knows we wouldn't wanna fill up on bread before you bring the steak.
