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JooJooFlop had this to say about (_|_):
Heavens knows we wouldn't wanna fill up on bread before you bring the steak.
Oh, my god, don't mention food. I just spent $100 I don't have today on paintball tickets so I'm absolutely forbidden from buying edibles, but I don't get home from work for another....*sob* four hours! My medium-sized tummy hurts very much TT_TT</gripe>
Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 07:29 PM.
Edit: Whoops, somehow I got my own page...eek! *hides* But I still don't know what I can do differently to be less hated 
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean impressed everyone with:
Cease that immediately or be ostracized.
Sure, but please tell me what I'm ceasing?
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Kait didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Oh, my god, don't mention food. I just spent $100 I don't have today on paintball tickets so I'm absolutely forbidden from buying edibles, but I don't get home from work for another....*sob* four hours! My medium-sized tummy hurts very much TT_TT</gripe>
Edit: Whoops, somehow I got my own page...eek! *hides* But I still don't know what I can do differently to be less hated
The highlighted portions.
It's not something people hear about.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kait gently hums:
I would rather be the descendant of a pig than of William Wallace.
Pigs have such undeserved obloquy. I mean, they're not actually their dirty (re: Pigs roll in MUD, dogs roll in SHIT) and they're actually pretty smart...smarter than dogs, anyway.Not that there's anything wrong with dogs. They have their purposes, I'm sure.
Do not insult dogs. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Entertain me with more of your bullshit, Blackened.
Make it so.
Go all the way or GO HOME.
It's not something people hear about.
And/or why I submit you guys to myself..or...yeah, confused.quote:You...Need...More...Dots...Between...Words...He's...Dead...Jim...
Everyone wondered WTF when Kait wrote:
I'm....just...confused....I'm not allowed to hide anymore, so I guess I'm just gonna go...um...sit, over there, and question why I submit myself to thisAnd/or why I submit you guys to myself..or...yeah, confused.
btw, Welcome to the internet.
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Kait?
I'm....just...confused....I'm not allowed to hide anymore, so I guess I'm just gonna go...um...sit, over there, and question why I submit myself to this
All of this, too, should be ceased.
This is a forum for thought and discussion, not pity-me whining of confusion and hunger. Leave them at the door. If you don't understand, continue to lurk until you get a feel for how things work.
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Caela.
*slips out of the shadows of lurkering and waves at Parce*
Who are you, Lara fucking Croft? Samus goddamned Aran? Ellen badass Ripley?
No, you're some faceless little bitter cunt with more misfiring synapses than an '87 Chevy full of bad gas. You fly off the handle at the drop of a hat and e-hump anything with two legs and a pulse if it'll spew some sentimental crap about being soul sisters or furry friends or the current 'Big Thing' among hugglefuckers.
Do us a favor and stick to EC IRC with the rest of your ilk. I'm trying to eat dinner here.
It's not something people hear about.
I'm a dork. 
I wonder what sex was like beforehand, if at all possible.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Because Monica is my friend.
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.I'm a dork.
You don't belong here. My quote generator said all I can think of.
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Ahh man, I shot -Yuri- in the face.
This should be interesting.
Hahaha. But you do. Oh god how you do. But I'm not going to do it. I'm leaving you for Parce.
He said you've got a pretty mouth.
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Ahh man, I shot Karnaj in the face.
I saw this show where this dude had a separated scrotum and malformed penis. He underwent a series of surgeries to unite his scrotum and extend his penis, so that he could have normal sexual intercourse.I wonder what sex was like beforehand, if at all possible.
Some days I wonder if you're who you claim to be. Sean fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 08:00 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
Hahah, gotcha.
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Who are you, Lara fucking Croft? Samus goddamned Aran? Ellen badass Ripley?No, you're some faceless little bitter cunt with more misfiring synapses than an '87 Chevy full of bad gas. You fly off the handle at the drop of a hat and e-hump anything with two legs and a pulse if it'll spew some sentimental crap about being soul sisters or furry friends or the current 'Big Thing' among hugglefuckers.
Do us a favor and stick to EC IRC with the rest of your ilk. I'm trying to eat dinner here.
Well..that was interesting..who are you again?
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Caela said this about your mom:
Well..that was interesting..who are you again?
I dunno, but gosh darn it he sure is mean, isn't he?
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And now, we sprinkle Sean liberally with Old Spice!
Some days I wonder if you're who you claim to be.
Schwach.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Caela don't surf!
Nobody for you to worry about, sugarbritches. Just someone with more personality than a piece of clothing, but don't let that bother your vapid little head at all, honeybun.
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There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
I dunno, but gosh darn it he sure is mean, isn't he?
He certainly thinks he is. If anything he said had hit anywhere near a mark that might've stung Alas *yawns* I'm bored instead.
..I don't even think I still have IRC on my computer
quote:Well, that's because he chose not to mention your miscarriage. (I heard you had one. I don't even remember, though.)
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Caela said:
He certainly thinks he is. If anything he said had hit anywhere near a mark that might've stung
Pretty nice thing to do, imho. Also a pretty horrible thing to make fun of - I doubt any of us could go there. Blackened fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 08:11 PM.
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Yes, Blackened deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Well, that's because he chose not to mention your miscarriage. (I heard you had one. I don't even remember, though.)Pretty nice thing to do, imho. Also a pretty horrible thing to make fun of - I doubt any of us could go there.
We're all going to hell. 
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From the book of Ares, chapter 3, verse 16:
Hay Parce. I don't want to be a dork.
Sorry, anyone with more than three custom smilies is automatically designated as a dork.
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Blackened's account was hax0red to write:
- I doubt any of us could go there.
I doubt that 
I've been around here long enough to observe that ANYTHING is fair game.
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Mr. Parcelan don't surf!
It should prove amusing to you. He still hangs around here as Vallo, and I think he's still a dweeb.
Holy shit, he's Vallo? I knew that guy wasn't running on all cylinders, but I didn't know he was Zeke either.
I still hold to my offer of a free accomplice on any further vampire chronicles, because I love watching stupidity in action.
It's not something people hear about.
Zaza, you're pretty cool, except you do some stuff that I hate sometimes. I don't know what those are anymore. I forgot. Fuck you. Fuck you in your ear.
BOTH YOUR EARS
Caela, you used to be amongst the chief psycho bitches. I mean, psycho bitches yielded before you you were so fucking psychotic. I mean, seriously psychotic. I thought you had a brain disease you were such a freaking psycho bitch. But now you have pugs, so I guess that's cool.
Yuri, you need to stop posting. Seriously. You can't open your mouth without either looking stupid, tactless, retarded or all three.
Kloie, you are dork supreme. You just keep posting this irrelevant shit that nobody cares about anymore.
Karnaj, you're still mildly psychotic, but it's okay.
Ares: TOO BAD.
Now listen up, douchewipes.
Kait is my property now. You want to bash her, you better give me a sandwich or something first.
Man, I'm tired.
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System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
Yuri, you need to stop posting. Seriously. You can't open your mouth without either looking stupid, tactless, retarded or all three.
I guess I became tactless when I revealed that your precious Lashanna isn't who she/he says they are. I guess thats why Reynar is a troublemaker too.
For such intellectual people, you guys are pretty fucking dense.
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-Yuri- thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I guess I became tactless when I revealed that your precious Lashanna isn't who she/he says they are. I guess thats why Reynar is a troublemaker too.For such intellectual people, you guys are pretty fucking dense.
Yes, you sure did reveal that. You're the most amazing detective since that Narc guy from the NES video game. Everyone takes liberties on the internet: I know Lash is exaggerating, I know I'm not really the Emperor of some European country, and we all know you're not really all that bright.
I wasn't even thinking of that. Since Lash is my friend, I don't care what she is or isn't offline.
I was saying more to the point that whenever you talk, I dust off the plans to create a time machine so I can go back in time and hand your mother a plunger handle and a bottle of drano.
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Nobody really understood why Manticore wrote:
Question: Why do we post in a thread we are probably going to get insulted in, and then act indignant when we get insulted?
That's Yuri's AMAZING DETECTIVE SKILLS AT WORK!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:Caela, you used to be amongst the chief psycho bitches. I mean, psycho bitches yielded before you you were so fucking psychotic. I mean, seriously psychotic. I thought you had a brain disease you were such a freaking psycho bitch. But now you have pugs, so I guess that's cool.
Wait..so does that mean I'm not a psycho bitch anymore?
Damnit, I'll have to try harder.
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Caela has sealed the pact
Wait..so does that mean I'm not a psycho bitch anymore?Damnit, I'll have to try harder.
Pug plz
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Manticore was listening to Cher while typing:
Question: Why do we post in a thread we are probably going to get insulted in, and then act indignant when we get insulted?
Even negative attention is attention from those you want to notice you.
Or you're just stupid.
