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System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
Yes, you sure did reveal that. You're the most amazing detective since that Narc guy from the NES video game. Everyone takes liberties on the internet: I know Lash is exaggerating, I know I'm not really the Emperor of some European country, and we all know you're not really all that bright.I wasn't even thinking of that. Since Lash is my friend, I don't care what she is or isn't offline.
I was saying more to the point that whenever you talk, I dust off the plans to create a time machine so I can go back in time and hand your mother a plunger handle and a bottle of drano.
Oh, so you know he/she is lying about who he/she really is, yet you are his/her friend? How much a friend are you if you don't even fucking know WHO SHE IS?! You have no idea.
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-Yuri- had this to say about Pirotess:
Oh, so you know he/she is lying about who he/she really is, yet you are his/her friend? How much a friend are you if you don't even fucking know WHO SHE IS?! You have no idea.
Because I know that she's smart, can carry a decent conversation and has interests similar to mine? You know, the things that friendships are sort of based around? Not all of us are as shallow as you.
And besides, I don't know if you're the pimple-riddled, slack-jawed, drooling product of a roll in the hay between your mother and your uncle or a lusty, busty supermodel, but I know I don't like you.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, -Yuri-?
Oh, so you know he/she is lying about who he/she really is, yet you are his/her friend? How much a friend are you if you don't even fucking know WHO SHE IS?! You have no idea.
You're rather obsessed. I recommend a strong dose of Chill the Fuck Out and plenty of Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Trent?
Even negative attention is attention from those you want to notice you.Or you're just stupid.
I like you. I never really could put my finger on it, Trent, but I do. I never knew you all that much outside of our short D&D game, and I'm not that much a fan of Nine Inch Nails - except Something I Can Never Have which fucking rocks the Casbah - and your goth culture is as foreign to me as cheerleaders.
But I like you. You're a cool guy.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Kloie, you are dork supreme. You just keep posting this irrelevant shit that nobody cares about anymore.
That's because I have a life now. 
Except for us, because we know he's placid as a bullfrog.
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Verily, Sean doth proclaim:
I like you. I never really could put my finger on it, Trent, but I do. I never knew you all that much outside of our short D&D game, and I'm not that much a fan of Nine Inch Nails - except Something I Can Never Have which fucking rocks the Casbah - and your goth culture is as foreign to me as cheerleaders.But I like you. You're a cool guy.
Damn, rub his nipples while you tell him that, whydontcha.
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Monica Model 2000 was programmed to say:
That's because I have a life now.
Wouldn't it be awesome if we could just repeat something to ourselves over and over and it would be true?
Get real. To have a life, you have to have friends, first.
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Lechium stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm sure there is nothing special to be said about me.
You'd be correct.
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Entertain me with more of your bullshit, JooJooFlop.
Damn, rub his nipples while you tell him that, whydontcha.
I hope you choke on your boyfriend's cock.
It's not something people hear about.
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System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
Because I know that she's smart, can carry a decent conversation and has interests similar to mine? You know, the things that friendships are sort of based around? Not all of us are as shallow as you.And besides, I don't know if you're the pimple-riddled, slack-jawed, drooling product of a roll in the hay between your mother and your uncle or a lusty, busty supermodel, but I know I don't like you.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
Friendship is based on Trust, a trait that I doubt anyone could have much of in a person that claims to be someone they are not.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Pug plz
You're already getting a pug, you can't have one of mine..how about a sandwich instead?
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-Yuri- has the right stuff
Friendship is based on Trust, a trait that I doubt anyone could have much of in a person that claims to be someone they are not.
I think someone's a little bitter. What'd she do? Deny you cybersex?
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System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
I think someone's a little bitter. What'd she do? Deny you cybersex?
Way to dodge the logic. I've never even talked to the Lashanna persona one on one.
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System.out.println("Maradon! said this:");
I think Lash is really a man.
omg me too.
I mean, no doubt he thought taking the name of a Hitchhiker's character as his own was the funniest shit on earth. "FORD PREFECT! GET IT?!?!"
I seriously think he has some kind of mental problem. Or he was abused. Or he took a lot of drugs back whenever he was considered cool. Or any combination.
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-Yuri- impressed everyone with:
Way to dodge the logic. I've never even talked to the Lashanna persona one on one.
Your logic is about as flimsy as your belief in the great boogeyman in the sky. But I already pointed out how you continue to argue from a point of no substance on a whole other thread, so I'll just settle for feeling sorry about your obsession. Maybe if you pray hard enough, it will go away?
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-Yuri- said this about your mom:
Way to dodge the logic. I've never even talked to the Lashanna persona one on one.
Sure you haven't. This horrible bitterness just spawns from your love of honesty and tr
Oh, I couldn't finish saying it without bursting into laughter.
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Entertain me with more of your bullshit, -Yuri-.
Friendship is based on Trust, a trait that I doubt anyone could have much of in a person that claims to be someone they are not.
Have you ever been near something that was so cute your teeth start to hurt from clenching and grinding them, and you're barely able to restrain yourself when you have to come in contact with it? Eventually you realize "Holy shit, I'm trying to kill my cat/dog/sibling/friend." and get all freaked out, thinking you're some kind of mindless psycopath for a bit?
But then you calm down and just keep petting the kitty.
I don't know what this had to do with you, because you already are some sort of delusional psycopath, but it's what came to mind as I was petting my kitty. She's such a little slut, always begging people for attention, pets, and treats.
It's not something people hear about.
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ACES! Another post by Zaza:
Your logic is about as flimsy as your belief in the great boogeyman in the sky. But I already pointed out how you continue to argue from a point of no substance on a whole other thread, so I'll just settle for feeling sorry about your obsession. Maybe if you pray hard enough, it will go away?
If he prays hard enough, God will make Lashanna love him! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOD DOES!
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-Yuri- had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I was wondering when the rest of the Lashanna fan cl-.. err sheep would walk in.
Oh fuck, you trumped us with your... vague interprentation of an ambigious event over a year ago.
You really should become a prosecutor with that sense of speaking from rock hard evidence, champ.
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Everyone wondered WTF when -Yuri- wrote:
I was wondering when the rest of the Lashanna fan cl-.. err sheep would walk in.
HOLY SHIT! You did not just fucking call us sheep. No fucking way. I get it, see, because sheep are people who follow something blindly...oh wait, except in Yuri's case, sheep are whoever disagree with you, your oppressive sexism and fundamentalism, and are smarter than you.
Baaaaaah.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
HOLY SHIT! You did not just fucking call us sheep. No fucking way. I get it, see, because sheep are people who follow something blindly...oh wait, except in Yuri's case, sheep are whoever disagree with you, your oppressive sexism and fundamentalism, and are smarter than you.Baaaaaah.
Believing in God because a lot of other people do is the only way to not be a sheep.
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Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Somebody say sheep?
Look, dick, you're already my sheep. You can't be Lash's, too.
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System.out.println("Zaza said this:");
Oh fuck, you trumped us with your... vague interprentation of an ambigious event over a year ago.You really should become a prosecutor with that sense of speaking from rock hard evidence, champ.
Just keep clinging to that shread of hope that you aren't wrong about your 'friend'. I'll be here when it finally snaps.
Second, I'm too much of an attention whore to pass this thread up.
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-Yuri- painfully thought these words up:
I was wondering when the rest of the Lashanna fan cl-.. err sheep would walk in.
Now, I really wonder. Why the fuck do you care so much?
The more you carry on, the more I tend think Parce is correct.
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How.... Zaza.... uughhhhhh:
Believing in God because a lot of other people do is the only way to not be a sheep.
But will it get me chicks and punish them by sending Yuri to expose them for the lying harlots they are when they won't get with me?
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Trent was listening to Cher while typing:
Now, I really wonder. Why the fuck do you care so much?The more you carry on, the more I tend think Parce is correct.
The more you breathe, the more you should think Parce is correct.
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Fizodeth said this about your mom:
Second, I'm too much of an attention whore to pass this thread up.
I'd insult you if you were anything more than an irritating "me-too" cunt with no other personality than mimicking people and pestering them with your irrelevance.
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This one time, at -Yuri- camp:
I was wondering when the rest of the Lashanna fan cl-.. err sheep would walk in.
Ya know..I don't have any idea to what you are referring to..and I really have no desire to know. But it looks as if nobody but you CARES, give it up already, all you're gonna do is get yourself spanked and made fun of.
..unless of course that is what you're going for..in which case, proceed!
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This insanity brought to you by -Yuri-:
Just keep clinging to that shread of hope that you aren't wrong about your 'friend'. I'll be here when it finally snaps.
What's great is that you're railing and obsessing so much about something where you have exactly zero facts. Is this another of those "belief" things?
When it's revealed that everyone I know is an evil space alien I'll come hang out with you, I promise. Then we can both be delusional together.
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System.out.println("Trent said this:");
Now, I really wonder. Why the fuck do you care so much?The more you carry on, the more I tend think Parce is correct.
I care because I saw how you all treated OP when that whole situation occured and I can't see why, in a group of pseudo-intellectuals, you can't treat another similar situation exactly the same? Is it because 'Lashanna' might have a vagina? I mean, Jesus.
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-Yuri- had this to say about Tron:
I care because I saw how you all treated OP when that whole situation occured and I can't see why, in a group of pseudo-intellectuals, you can't treat another similar situation exactly the same? Is it because 'Lashanna' might have a vagina? I mean, Jesus.
She does have a vagina. I've seen it.
