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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 08:58:25 PM
quote:
-Yuri- had this to say about Pirotess:
I was wondering when the rest of the Lashanna fan cl-.. err sheep would walk in.

It's not a matter if Lash is dishonest about herself, we just don't give two shits either way. She could be a 52 year old 470lb man with a crooked penis and we'd still like her.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 08:58:26 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Snoota said this:");
She does have a vagina. I've seen it.

That was my anus. I know it's hairy too Sorry bout that

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 08:58:31 PM
quote:
Verily, -Yuri- doth proclaim:
I care because I saw how you all treated OP when that whole situation occured and I can't see why, in a group of pseudo-intellectuals, you can't treat another similar situation exactly the same? Is it because 'Lashanna' might have a vagina? I mean, Jesus.

So what did Lashanna do to you?

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 08:59:28 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
So what did Lashanna do to you?

Ate all my fucking ramen.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 09:01:00 PM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
How is this thread 150 posts long?

Flame.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:01:36 PM
quote:
-Yuri- attempted to be funny by writing:
Ate all my fucking ramen.

Jesus will grant you more.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:01:39 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when -Yuri- said:
I care because I saw how you all treated OP when that whole situation occured and I can't see why, in a group of pseudo-intellectuals, you can't treat another similar situation exactly the same? Is it because 'Lashanna' might have a vagina? I mean, Jesus.

Does it ever strike you that some people might know something you don't, mister witch hunter?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:02:07 PM
quote:
Zaza obviously shouldn't have said:
Does it ever strike you that some people might know something you don't, mister witch hunter?

Here now, boy, that's dangerous thinkin'.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:02:10 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Zaza said this:");
Does it ever strike you that some people might know something you don't, mister witch hunter?

No? Care to share?

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2005 09:02:16 PM
quote:
Zaza was naked while typing this:
Does it ever strike you that some people might know something you don't, mister witch hunter?

The hell you say!!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:04:09 PM
quote:
-Yuri- stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
No? Care to share?

Let's just say "Lashanna blinded us with science."

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:05:06 PM
quote:
From the book of -Yuri-, chapter 3, verse 16:
No? Care to share?

I don't even know how to respond to this.

You really have issues. See a shrink.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:06:17 PM
Further, I don't think I want to put that kind of information into the hands of someone who's got such a hard-on for her.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 09:07:08 PM
You never elaborated on mine, Parce. Your flunkie did it for you.
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-14-2005 09:07:56 PM
Hey Parce, are you bringing Charlie to Nikcon? If so you should swing by my house so he can play with Honey.
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:08:11 PM
Now that I have been told the truth, I will shut the fuck up.

Good day!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:08:32 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
Further, I don't think I want to put that kind of information into the hands of someone who's got such a hard-on for her.

Apparently the fact that Yuri starts a dramafest based on a flimsy hunch entitles him to poke his nose into anyone's business.

You'd be a good catholic, Yuri, if you lived during the days of the Inquisition.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-14-2005 09:08:37 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about (_|_):
You never elaborated on mine, Parce. Your flunkie did it for you.

Consider yourself lucky.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:09:38 PM
quote:
Kait Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You never elaborated on mine, Parce. Your flunkie did it for you.

That's what flunkies are supposed to do. But Sean isn't mine.

I think you're taking things too personally.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-14-2005 09:10:14 PM
quote:
-Yuri- had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
he/she, he/she, his/her

Dude, the fact that you keep referring to Lash in such a manner just shows how childish you really are. You wondered why I told you I didn't like you? Because I knew what kind of person you were. You're an immature little brat. You also give the followers of my religion a bad name. It's people like you that are the reason Christians have become the target of practically all forms of dissent.

Seriously, go away.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:10:40 PM
quote:
-Yuri- had this to say about Duck Tales:
Now that I have been told the truth, I will shut the fuck up.

Good day!


Oh my god, you're gullible.

Thanks, this is the best laugh I've had all week.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:11 PM.

Maradon!
posted 04-14-2005 09:11:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelaning:
You're my best friend.

aw!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-14-2005 09:12:20 PM

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:12:41 PM
quote:
Zaza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Oh my god, you're gullible.

Thanks, this is the best laugh I've had all week.


Spell His name with a capitalized 'G', heathen >:[

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2005 09:13:43 PM
auruspex: asdfasdfsdaf
auruspex: WHAT DONT I KNOW adlkfjklasjfs
auruspex: Snootayyy
Snootay: That Lashanna really is a girl. ;P
auruspex: Really.. the person she posted the picture as?
Snootay: IT'S POSSIBLE
auruspex: No it isnt
auruspex: unless she's a porn star
Snootay: She is.
auruspex: wat
Snootay: She hides online so people won't harass her for her movies.
Snootay: So leave her alone. :-(
auruspex: oh you arent being serious
auruspex: dklafjsd
auruspex: f
Snootay: Yes, I am.
Snootay: Sean has even hung out with her. They live near by.
auruspex: dfasdf
auruspex: I CANT TELL IF YOU ARE SERIOUS
Snootay: I was actually going to IM you about it because you won't stop harassing her. ;P
Snootay: It's the reason I logged on at all!
auruspex: nahh you are probably chatting with parce
auruspex: Snootay: Haha.. I'm stringing him along like the dolt he is
Snootay: God, no. He's annoying on AIM and IRC.
Snootay: All he ever says to me is, "dude you haven't flamed anyone in a while let's find someone to tear up!!!!!!!!"
auruspex: Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
auruspex: I'll just post that I know the truth now and shut up then
auruspex: Why doesnt she just come out and say it then?
Snootay: Would you admit to being a porn star on EC?
auruspex: sure.. maybe she could just tell the people that come up with conspiracy theories
auruspex: I've been following this since Reynar first got banned for even mentioning it
Snootay: Sherlock Yuri.
auruspex: lmfao.. parce blocked me on AIM
auruspex: and why the fuck is zaza calling me gullible now
auruspex: Honestly, ARE YOU TELLING ME THE TRUTH
auruspex: damnit
Snootay: IT'S POSSIBLE
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:14:07 PM
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:14:45 PM
DETECTIVE YURI STRIKES AGAIN.

NO TRUTH EVADES HIS EYE.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:15 PM.

Sean
posted 04-14-2005 09:15:11 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Gadani
U
posted 04-14-2005 09:15:21 PM
oh my
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:15:35 PM
Hahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaa

Hahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAOMFGHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

You are such a fucking loser.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:16:20 PM
So, here we have Yuri

1) Admitting to be a stalker.

2) Ruining all credibility by showing that he buys anything.

and

3) Being a general moron.

I think as they say, "case closed".

nem-x
posted 04-14-2005 09:16:35 PM
quote:
auruspex: I've been following this since Reynar first got banned for even mentioning it

Quoted for golden manbabies

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:16:51 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Zaza wrote:
So, here we have Yuri

1) Admitting to be a stalker.

2) Ruining all credibility by showing that he buys anything.

and

3) Being a general moron.

I think as they say, "case closed".


One truth prevails on Detective Yuri!

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:16:59 PM
I feel like this is where I say 'I got punkd' and live in shame for the rest of my life.
Maradon!
posted 04-14-2005 09:16:59 PM
I'm pretty sure Lash is actually a man.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 09:17:35 PM
quote:
This one time, at -Yuri- camp:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I'm gonna be giggling about this allllllll night.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-14-2005 09:17:46 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when -Yuri- wrote:
A string of curses

Someone seems angry! Teehee.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:17:52 PM
quote:
-Yuri- said this about your mom:
I feel like this is where I say 'I got punkd' and live in shame for the rest of my life.

You forget the part where we bring this up anytime you say anything ever again.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 09:18:10 PM
hahaha
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:19:00 PM
quote:
System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
You forget the part where we bring this up anytime you say anything ever again.

Yeah.. God damn it.

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