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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
You forget the part where we bring this up anytime you say anything ever again.

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I just told you in AIM...
"When an oldbie retaliates in a flame, it stays in the flame. When a newbie retaliates in a flame, it follows him into every post he participates in, even some he doesn't."

And as you told me:
"You learned well."

Edit: And I get my own page AGAIN, what the HELL.

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:21 PM.

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Kait had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I just told you in AIM...
"When an oldbie retaliates in a flame, it stays in the flame. When a newbie retaliates in a flame, it follows him into every post he participates in, even some he doesn't."

And as you told me:
"You learned well."

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Yuri did not learn well.

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System.out.println("Mr. Parcelan said this:");
Yuri did not learn well.

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I still don't understand why you blocked me though.

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yuri did not learn well.

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Hmmmm.
Just wait till the bosslady leaves the room. Then I'm turning AIM back on and telling you what I really think. Be warned.

And Sean...Are you really that bitter in real life too, or just online? How can you have friends who aren't either 1. just like your or 2. masochistic bitches who get high off constant verbal abuse? Geez.

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Kael had this to say about Tron:
I bet I fall under the "nobody" list.

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Aww....I like you, Kael. *unwanted newbie girl kisses*

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There was much rejoicing when -Yuri- said this:
I still don't understand why you blocked me though.

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Because there are three things I don't suffer:

1) People who use religion to attack people and disgrace the other people that are religious.

2) People who harrass, stalk and insult my friends.

3) Morons.

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Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
Hmmmm.
Just wait till the bosslady leaves the room. Then I'm turning AIM back on and telling you what I really think. Be warned.

And Sean...Are you really that bitter in real life too, or just online? How can you have friends who aren't either 1. just like your or 2. masochistic bitches who get high off constant verbal abuse? Geez.

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And Kat... Are you really that stupid in real life too, or just online WHICH IS A VERY SERIOUS PLACE

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-Yuri- had this to say about pies:
I still don't understand why you blocked me though.

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Because you're a really fucking creepy stalker?

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Everyone wondered WTF when Liam wrote:
And Kat... Are you really that stupid in real life too, or just online WHICH IS A VERY SERIOUS PLACE

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Yeah, I'm a batshit-crazy moron, ask anyone

Edit: BTW I'm Kait, not Kat. If you can't remember that, you could call me...oh wait, I forgot there's already a Bane. Hmm, well, there's...oops, no, there's a Kale too (well, a Kael). Well..uh...I guess Wulfie works? I am in no way a furre or furre lover, though. So don't go making furre insults, because they don't apply to me at all.

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:27 PM.

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Kait impressed everyone with:
And Sean...Are you really that bitter in real life too, or just online? How can you have friends who aren't either 1. just like your or 2. masochistic bitches who get high off constant verbal abuse? Geez.

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I keep telling you, Sean doesn't really care. He's like some horrible, unthinking, uncaring flaming machine. He doesn't so much as blink at people who hate him.

Besides, it's a flame thread, everybody fights.

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Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
Yeah, I'm a batshit-crazy moron, ask anyone

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A quick and easy lesson: don't let silly text bother you

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
I keep telling you, Sean doesn't really care. He's like some horrible, unthinking, uncaring flaming machine. He doesn't so much as blink at people who hate him.

Besides, it's a flame thread, everybody fights.

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I challenge you to pistols at dawn.

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Zaza has sealed the pact
I challenge you to pistols at dawn.

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I see that you are skilled.

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And now, we sprinkle Zaza liberally with Old Spice!
I challenge you to pistols at dawn.

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You better get some other pistols than the ones on your gun rack. The barrels might be packed full with feces.

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
I see that you are skilled.

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More than you think, stranger.

Shoots Parcelan in the face.

Dawn is three hours away - but I was talking about dawn in Russia.

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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
You better get some other pistols than the ones on your gun rack. The barrels might be packed full with feces.

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Oh for the love of Mary Sue-Ann. Now Parcelan's got feces all over his face.

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Ahh man, I shot Kait in the face.
And Sean...Are you really that bitter in real life too, or just online? How can you have friends who aren't either 1. just like your or 2. masochistic bitches who get high off constant verbal abuse? Geez.

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I'm being serious, and not in a hurtful manner, believe me.

It's always best to observe something before you try to interact with it. I don't go picking up every snake I find out in my marsh of a back yard (Because I'm a complete pussy when it comes to snakes, Riki Tiki Tavi traumatized me as a kid), because some are poisonous, some are constrictors, and some are harmless.

Just stand back for a little bit and try to get a good feel of things, alright? You seem a bit overwhelmed by the most banal of things.

-Yuri- fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:33 PM.

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-Yuri- got a whole lot of nerve:
There. I'll wear this badge for awhile to show how retarted I am.

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And there was peace in the valley.

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Liam had this to say about (_|_):
A quick and easy lesson: don't let silly text bother you

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I'm not bothered, I'm bored. I'd explain why I'm bored but I don't want Sean telling me to fuck off/lurk again.

Makes me think of those animal-watching shows...

"And here we have a fight for dominance between the alpha members of the EC pride, opposite the younger members trying to infiltrate and take over the long-established community. Oh, lookit there, apparently the cub Yuri has lost it and gone into berserker mode! Ah, quickly he is put down by the alpha males. Brutal."

Like Steve Irwin but sans endangering babies.

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Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
I'm not bothered, I'm bored. I'd explain why I'm bored but I don't want Sean telling me to fuck off/lurk again.

Makes me think of those animal-watching shows...

"And here we have a fight for dominance between the alpha members of the EC pride, opposite the younger members trying to infiltrate and take over the long-established community. Oh, lookit there, apparently the cub Yuri has lost it and gone into berserker mode! Ah, quickly he is put down by the alpha males. Brutal."

Like Steve Irwin but sans endangering babies.

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jesus christ, fuck off and lurk before you post big blocks of text expecting people to read them

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Are you trying to take over EC, young lady?

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She's a WITCH!

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Quoth Kait:
I just told you in AIM...
"When an oldbie retaliates in a flame, it stays in the flame. When a newbie retaliates in a flame, it follows him into every post he participates in, even some he doesn't."

And as you told me:
"You learned well."

Edit: And I get my own page AGAIN, what the HELL.

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Really, it's only the stupid ones who throw their hands up in the air and claim it's all due to inbreeding and cliques. If you were interesting, or flamed well, you'd be fine. The problems arise when you're only average or worse--then it's much better simply to lurk a while and try to fit in until accepted rather than immediately trying to make a name for yourself.

Sure, folks who've been around a while are given more slack, but welcome to life.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Speak to me, Herr Parcelan. Tell me of my true self.

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I'm not sure there's anything you can do to make up for your past douchebaggery.

I mean, fucking up an entire board, using your moderator powers to attack, inconvenience and destroy posters at the whim of a mad mistress is pretty fucked up.

Aside from that, though, you're pretty awesome. Since this is a fiery thread, I did have to bring up something.

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Liam had this to say about Punky Brewster:
jesus christ, fuck off and lurk before you post big blocks of text expecting people to read them

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To Whom It May Concern:

I DID lurk, I DID read, and I KNOW what I was in for when I started posting. I actually DIDN'T want to start posting in the first place, except that I was pressured into it. was attempting over-the-top niceness in honor of the fact that this is a community and I'm invading, but I'm tired of standing here getting shot in the face repeatedly for innocuous things I say. So, whatever, I don't care anymore. If you want me to keep eating it, forget it. I'd rather just not post. But if I'm allowed to have a SPINE, then I wouldn't mind sticking around. This isn't exactly a warm and nurturing environment, but I'm bored all the time at work, and hey, a little pride-cutting never hurt anyone (except maybe suicidal goths). So, that said, consider this my warning that I'm tired of holding back, and that if you with with me, I will fuck with you back.

P.S. Yes I am aware this is a flame thread, that's why I'm saying all this stuff. I'm actually not upset over it So stop telling me to lurk, chill out, etc. If I WAS offended, I just wouldn't post.

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Mr. Parcelan don't surf!
I like you, Kait

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Stop trying to get your e-peen e-polished.

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This insanity brought to you by Snugglits:
Parcelan, evaluate me!

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You're as clever as a badger and wise as a newt.

Seriously, I can smell the douchebag festering under this pitiful disguise of being civil. At any given time, I know you'll break and turn into the troll that earned you and your friends the contemptible title of "Waiszling." People will hate you again and you'll revel in the ire you draw.

But you're my friend now, so I don't care.

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A sleep deprived Sean stammered:
Stop trying to get your e-peen e-polished.

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Well somebody's gotta do it.

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Bloodcookie said this about your mom:
Schadenfreude is like... fuck, I dunno, but this thread is the feel-good hit of '05.

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Nobody knows who you are. You won't ever make a difference. Nobody will ever so much as look at you after this post.