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Topic: Attn: Dorks
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:49:37 PM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Robocop:
I'm curious as to what my guild leader, who hasn't logged on for the past 3 weeks, thinks of me.

I think you're turning into a peacenik, defend-everyone-regardless-of-criminal-actions loser.

I haven't been on at all. Busy busy.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 09:49:38 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
I like you, Kait

Keep it in your pants, P.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Suddar
posted 04-14-2005 09:50:38 PM
SHEEP
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:51:17 PM
quote:
Suddar spewed forth this undeniable truth:
SHEEP

baaaaaaa el oh el

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-14-2005 09:52:27 PM
Suddar
posted 04-14-2005 09:52:54 PM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 09:53:46 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
SHEEP

You know, cows are actually more stupid than sheep. AND they're more likely to get irritated over absurd things. Why don't we call people cows?
Aside from the fact that cows are cool, and filled with milk (of one kind or the other).

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:54:03 PM
Do not fag up this thread any more with these retarded smilies.

Seriously, posting a shitload of smilies all in a row is the most retarded thing about Ares and just one retarded thing about a string of retarded things about Trillee/Aanile/Buttsnuzzlefuck.

Suddar
posted 04-14-2005 09:55:20 PM
Stringing them together is cool though.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 09:56:05 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Nobody knows who you are. You won't ever make a difference. Nobody will ever so much as look at you after this post.

I think we can agree that there are much worse designations.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 09:57:49 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Suddar said:
Stringing them together is cool though.

And jesus fuck, do people still use the evil smiley?

I remember Azizza used that every time he tried to pick up on some 15 year-old who stumbled across the boards?

FOR ANYONE READING WHO DOES NOT KNOW THIS: THE USE OF THE SMILEY DOES NOT MAKE YOU EVIL/COOL/A SARCASTIC BASTARD.

The only people I associate it with any more are Trillee when she's being retarded, Azizza when he's being retarded or RIG when he's existing.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 09:59:20 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
And jesus fuck, do people still use the evil smiley?

I remember Azizza used that every time he tried to pick up on some 15 year-old who stumbled across the boards?

FOR ANYONE READING WHO DOES NOT KNOW THIS: THE USE OF THE SMILEY DOES NOT MAKE YOU EVIL/COOL/A SARCASTIC BASTARD.

The only people I associate it with any more are Trillee when she's being retarded, Azizza when he's being retarded or RIG when he's existing.


I think of it as a trap carefully laid among the smilies to distinguish annoying people.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 09:59 PM.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 10:01:06 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
And jesus fuck, do people still use the evil smiley?

I remember Azizza used that every time he tried to pick up on some 15 year-old who stumbled across the boards?

FOR ANYONE READING WHO DOES NOT KNOW THIS: THE USE OF THE SMILEY DOES NOT MAKE YOU EVIL/COOL/A SARCASTIC BASTARD.

The only people I associate it with any more are Trillee when she's being retarded, Azizza when he's being retarded or RIG when he's existing.


I used it a few times already. When a smiley is not available, I use >: )
What are you gonna do about it, punk?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 10:01:28 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
I think you're turning into a peacenik, defend-everyone-regardless-of-criminal-actions loser.

I haven't been on at all. Busy busy.


I made an attempt to defend DrPaintThinner because his posts don't annoy me, and I didn't see anything right with flaming a guy who doesn't post much, and doesn't post anything unfriendly.

I made an attempt to defend UBT in Jens' douchebag-fest because from what I know of UBT, he is a nice guy.

"Defend-everyone-regardless-of-criminal-actions"? That's a bit much. I just feel that people are "innocent until proven guilty". Even if that means that I end up defending someone who shouldn't be defended.

"Peacenik"? I don't mind being called that. I don't think that flame threads do much for the board anyways. (Unless they are threads like this one, I don't have a problem with this thread. However, I do find that some of the general "hay I want to act like a complete douchebag" threads unneccessary, and not beneficial to these forums at all.)

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 10:02:06 PM
quote:
Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
I used it a few times already. When a smiley is not available, I use >: )
What are you gonna do about it, punk?

god dammit woman lurk more >:(

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 10:02:26 PM
quote:
Kait stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I used it a few times already. When a smiley is not available, I use >: )
What are you gonna do about it, punk?

Probably wait until you get involved in some fight with some other member, wait until you're losing, then come in to finish you off so I look like the merciful slayer of an irate thread instead of a vengeful master.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-14-2005 10:02:40 PM
Hey guys
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 10:03:28 PM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hey guys

We already knew you were annoying, baldpie.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 10:03:30 PM
quote:
Zaza stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I think of it as a trap carefully laid among the smilies to distinguish annoying people.

I thought that was ...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-14-2005 10:03:49 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
You're as clever as a badger and wise as a newt.

Seriously, I can smell the douchebag festering under this pitiful disguise of being civil. At any given time, I know you'll break and turn into the troll that earned you and your friends the contemptible title of "Waiszling." People will hate you again and you'll revel in the ire you draw.

But you're my friend now, so I don't care.


I think it's more behind-the-scenes douchebag than upfront douchebag.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 10:04:14 PM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Captain Planet:
god dammit woman lurk more >

I know something you don't know

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 10:04:36 PM
quote:
Snugglits got a whole lot of nerve:
I think it's more behind-the-scenes douchebag than upfront douchebag.

you keep trying to spin the cog on a non-existant machine

whooaaa dude that's deep

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 10:05:03 PM
quote:
Snugglits wrote this stupid crap:
I think it's more behind-the-scenes douchebag than upfront douchebag.

Just as long as you keep changing your username on my request, you're good in my book!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2005 10:05:21 PM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Duck Tales:
I made an attempt to defend DrPaintThinner because his posts don't annoy me, and I didn't see anything right with flaming a guy who doesn't post much, and doesn't post anything unfriendly.

I made an attempt to defend UBT in Jens' douchebag-fest because from what I know of UBT, he is a nice guy.

"Defend-everyone-regardless-of-criminal-actions"? That's a bit much. I just feel that people are "innocent until proven guilty". Even if that means that I end up defending someone who shouldn't be defended.

"Peacenik"? I don't mind being called that. I don't think that flame threads do much for the board anyways. (Unless they are threads like this one, I don't have a problem with this thread. However, I do find that some of the general "hay I want to act like a complete douchebag" threads unneccessary, and not beneficial to these forums at all.)


That's how it starts.

It's always "defending the weak" fantasy that so many losers buy into instead of natural selection. In those kinds of eyes, everyone is innocent. At least, everyone who's not popular.

Remember Lyinar's crusades? She would defend everyone who wasn't popular until they became popular, then they were her enemies. She ended up as going down in history as a troll, a jerk and severely mentally disturbed.

It's a fine line between defender and fanatic, and when the attackers push you, there may be too many to push back.

Cryptic musing, asshole.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 10:05:22 PM
quote:
Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
I know something you don't know

I will have you know that I'm the mightiest poster on these entire forums and I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW

EVERYTHING

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 10:07:23 PM
quote:
So quoth Liam:
I will have you know that I'm the mightiest poster on these entire forums and I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW

EVERYTHING


You don't know this.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 10:07:52 PM
quote:
Kait got a whole lot of nerve:
You don't know this.

well shit

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-14-2005 10:07:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Liam said this:
you keep trying to spin the cog on a non-existant machine

whooaaa dude that's deep


Alright, seriously, what's the problem?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2005 10:08:02 PM
I know Liam's got a tiny penis.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 10:09:11 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I know Liam's got a tiny penis.

Confirmed.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-14-2005 10:09:36 PM
quote:
Zaza got a whole lot of nerve:
Confirmed.

Confirmed

Sean
posted 04-14-2005 10:09:59 PM
You guys are well versed in Liam's penis.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 10:10:52 PM
quote:
Sean stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You guys are well versed in Liam's penis.

I'm really a woman. It's true.

I'm so ashamed.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 10:11:38 PM
quote:
Liam wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Confirmed

Well, better tiny than Z-shaped.

And: Ooh, Sean posted. Now I care about this thread again.

And (too): WTF is being wrong with a woman?
Oh...wait...right. Nevermind.

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 10:12 PM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2005 10:13:51 PM
Kait and Sean sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes Sean with the baby carriage!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-14-2005 10:13:59 PM
nem-x
posted 04-14-2005 10:13:59 PM
Stop posting Kait. I hate how you type.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-14-2005 10:14:08 PM
quote:
And (too): WTF is being wrong with a woman?
Oh...wait...right. Nevermind.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-14-2005 10:15:25 PM
Hay guys what's going on in this thread
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-14-2005 10:18:58 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Snoota's junta released this statement:
Kait and Sean sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes Sean with the baby carriage!


God, I get so horny when you sing that song. Bed. NOW!

that might be the gayest thing I've ever said.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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