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ACES! Another post by Karnaj:
God, I get so horny when you sing that song. Bed. NOW!that might be the gayest thing I've ever said.
Nothing will ever be too gay for you, Karnaj dear.
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Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
that might be the gayest thing I've ever said.
I doubt it.
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Snoota said this about your mom:
Kait and Sean sitting in a tree.K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes Sean with the baby carriage!
To help carry his belongings as I violently throw him on the street after a brief, torrid romance, followed immediately by a divorce that would make Britney Spears vomit up her embryo in fear.
Seriously, though. I'm bored outta my fuckin' mind. I'm getting my hair flamed tomorrow! Not that anyone cares, but PARCE, who can't keep it in his PANTS.
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Kait's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
To help carry his belongings as I violently throw him on the street after a brief, torrid romance, followed immediately by a divorce that would make Britney Spears vomit up her embryo in fear.Seriously, though. I'm bored outta my fuckin' mind. I'm getting my hair flamed tomorrow! Not that anyone cares, but PARCE, who can't keep it in his PANTS.
Do you take it up the ass? Sean and I like to double stuff them sometimes on Saturdays.
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nem-x had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Stop posting Kait. I hate how you type.
Stop posting nem-x I hate, um, your sigpic 'cause of it makes me smile every time I see it.
I think I may go take another one, just to take my mind off Karnaj and Snoota.
It's not something people hear about.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
That's how it starts.It's always "defending the weak" fantasy that so many losers buy into instead of natural selection. In those kinds of eyes, everyone is innocent. At least, everyone who's not popular.
Remember Lyinar's crusades? She would defend everyone who wasn't popular until they became popular, then they were her enemies. She ended up as going down in history as a troll, a jerk and severely mentally disturbed.
It's a fine line between defender and fanatic, and when the attackers push you, there may be too many to push back.
Cryptic musing, asshole.
The only way I've stood up for the weak is that I made a poor attempt to stand up for DrPaintThinner. I found the fact that you saw him "as the next Somthor" to be pretty silly. Somthor was a creepy motherfucker when he first came to these boards, DrPaintThinner is just surrounded by his newbish-ness, which also makes him annoying.
As far as I can tell, Lyinar has changed. First of all, she doesn't post here nearly as often as she used to, and she doesn't engage in flames the way she used to. Also, I'm not the kind of person who would go out of thier way to stand up for someone. I like giving the general message of "back off, give the guy a chance before ripping em to shreds" (which, disgustingly, I did for Somthor as well), and then let the flames go on.
I suck at insulting, and I suck at flaming. Then again, I don't really care enough to be good at either of those two things. Which usually means I'm avoiding flame threads since I don't want to get burninated by those who are strong with the power of flame.
However, this, unlike many of the flame threads posted, isn't aimed at one specific target/topic, and I feel more comfortable posting in it.
Edit: The only reason I haven't shut up is because when someone finds great fault in me, I make an attempt to change. As long as it doesn't require a great deal of effort, because I'm fucking lazy. Willias fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 10:29 PM.
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Liam wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
excuse me are you two an item
Attn: orks
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Snoota obviously shouldn't have said:
Do you take it up the ass? Sean and I like to double stuff them sometimes on Saturdays.
One word: "Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Now, if you'd said fi--
Nevermind. I'm going to gag myself now in regards to this topic. *mmphrf!*
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So quoth Kait:
One word: "Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Now, if you'd said fi--
Nevermind. I'm going to gag myself now in regards to this topic. *mmphrf!*
sean lets do it totally dude
quote:Use more lube and relax you wuss
Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
One word: "Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
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Blackened probably says this to all the girls:
Use more lube and relax you wuss
Lubrication is for the weak and gay!
I take it all, or I don't take it at all.
Oh, BTW, <---virgin. TT_TT
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System.out.println("Kait said this:");
Oh, BTW, <---virgin. TT_TT
So is 99% of the people who post here frequently.
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Aw, geez, I have Zaza all over myself!
Nothing will ever be too gay for you, Karnaj dear.
Oh, I never said it was too gay for me. I just think it's the gayest thing I've said. Today, at least. Well, in the last 12 hours. Definitely since dinner.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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-Yuri-'s account was hax0red to write:
So is 99% of the people who post here frequently.
Yeah, but I'm HOT.
Kidding, kidding. I actually have a low-ass opinion of myself. Maybe that's why I'm such a glutton for punishment.
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-Yuri- stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
So is 99% of the people who post here frequently.
When are you going to learn to shut the fuck up?
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Because Willias is my friend.
When are you going to learn to shut the fuck up?
When he gets curb stomped by an irate boyfriend or husband.
It's not something people hear about.
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Kait said this about your mom:
Yeah, but I'm HOT
Yeah, you're not bad for a guy. If I were gay I'd totally hit it.
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Willias had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
When are you going to learn to shut the fuck up?
He's just misery looking for company.
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System.out.println("Willias said this:");
When are you going to learn to shut the fuck up?
What the fuck? That's just a fact.
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Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yeah, you're not bad for a guy. If I were gay I'd totally hit it.
I get mistaken for a guy now and then, so it doesn't really offend me. I actually wish I had been born male. BUT, I'm not so dissatisfied with my tits and vaginal cavity that I'd undergo surgery to replace 'em.
And Now You Know!
Darn, looks like the goal of making this post longer than the mp3 one has failed. Curses!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kait said:
Darn, looks like the goal of making this post longer than the mp3 one has failed. Curses!
The MP3 one couldn't touch the last one to post thread.
But only when Karnaj is really drunk. I swear, beer to that man is like viagra.
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Did they say why, Kait, why they want you to terminate my command?
I get mistaken for a guy now and then, so it doesn't really offend me. I actually wish I had been born male. BUT, I'm not so dissatisfied with my tits and vaginal cavity that I'd undergo surgery to replace 'em.
And Now You Know!
That's not going to win too many people over. And the people it does are the ones you don't want to know.
You'll end up facedown in a ditch at this rate. Maybe they'll make a CSI about it. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Kait stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I get mistaken for a guy now and then, so it doesn't really offend me. I actually wish I had been born male. BUT, I'm not so dissatisfied with my tits and vaginal cavity that I'd undergo surgery to replace 'em.
And Now You Know!Darn, looks like the goal of making this post longer than the mp3 one has failed. Curses!
Be happy. Boobs are fun. 
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-Yuri- attempted to be funny by writing:
What the fuck? That's just a fact.
And I say that 57.69834% of all percentage-based facts posted on the internet are fake. I'd like you to prove your above statement true. Willias fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 10:47 PM.
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-Yuri- had this to say about John Romero:
What the fuck? That's just a fact.
Except that it's not and you're being an ignorant asshole.
SA's poll had something like 25% virgin, which seems pretty high. EC is practically SA Jr.
You know goddamn well it's not 99%.
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Snoota was listening to Cher while typing:
Ares.
Snoota.
Since you LOVE the penguin so much
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System.out.println("Willias said this:");
And I say that 57.69834% of all facts posted on the internet are fake. I'd like you to prove your above statement true.
Cause I'm really going to go around and poll every single fucking member. Jesus dude, it was an exagerated statistic. I'm sure it is true that the vast majority of the forum frequents here are virgins. Hell, I know I am.
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Why, -Yuri-! where you goin' with that shotgun?
Cause I'm really going to go around and poll every single fucking member. Jesus dude, it was an exagerated statistic. I'm sure it is true that the vast majority of the forum frequents here are virgins. Hell, I know I am.
Gun. Curb. Teeth. Boot. Head. Watermelon.
Stop posting.
It's not something people hear about.
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Snoota had this to say about Cuba:
I love anything you tell me to love, my love.
Right before Karnaj's eyes.
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Ares had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Be happy. Boobs are fun.
At times, yes.
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Snugglits had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Except that it's not and you're being an ignorant asshole.SA's poll had something like 25% virgin, which seems pretty high. EC is practically SA Jr.
You know goddamn well it's not 99%.
I don't see how he could think that there are that many virgins, anyway, considering how many people have kids and/or spouses.
Edit: Dangit, double posted AGAIN...I'm so bad at this. I'm sorry. Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 10:51 PM.
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From the book of -Yuri-, chapter 3, verse 16:
Cause I'm really going to go around and poll every single fucking member. Jesus dude, it was an exagerated statistic. I'm sure it is true that the vast majority of the forum frequents here are virgins. Hell, I know I am.
Look, the way you posted your supposed "fact" made it look like you were searching for room for a cheap shot after getting pretty harshly owned 2 pages ago. Hence why I said "Shut the fuck up". Posting something that could be taken as an insult IS NOT A GOOD IDEA when you know that a good portion of the "frequent posters" don't want to hear from you at the moment.
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And coming in at #1 is Snoota with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
I get mistaken for a girl sometimes.But only when Karnaj is really drunk. I swear, beer to that man is like viagra.
There's no mistaking the amount of hair on your ass. I just drink the beer to be cool.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
