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LeMiere impressed everyone with:
Is that your way of telling me you've inserted your penis? Because I'm still not feeling it.By the way, how goes hitting on suicidal girls for sex?
Seven ways of too much.
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New Age Bane has the right stuff
Woah, this thread is long, I got somewhat bored reading it but I wish to be involved with it in someway.
Everything that could be said about your miserable self has already been said. There is no greater insult than the fact that you live.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Ah, the classic replies of someone too lame to argue without getting personal."Shouldn't you be moping blah blah?" If you're beneath me as I say, why would I care if you're insulted or not?
"Have you lost your touch?" I don't really care if you're offended or not.
"If you don't care, why are you still posting?" This is a flame thread. To my dying day, I'll never understand why people who don't want to be flamed keep posting in flame threads.
"Are you jacking off?" And the unifying jewel in the crown of idiocy, the old jack off accusation. If I jack off, it'll be to the pictures of yourself you keep posting. If you're not insulted, bfd.
M'eh. Don't bitch about me getting personal... it was your idea. But hey, I don't know anything, I'm just the loser porky chick from Buttfuck, Idaho that doesn't have a life or any friends. 
But that's not personal, no sir. That's because Parcelan is better than everyone else, and why the fuck don't we all just give up and kiss his hairy ass? God, I wish I could be as cool as Parcelan. I want to get my kicks by flaming anonymous people on message boards, too. He's so fucking cool!
I was just curious, because you seem to spend an awful lot of time either flaming people for not having lives, or posting shit about your "awesome" life. Like, almost as much as time as some of them actually spend here. And it just struck me as odd. But Anonymous Internet Person #1 is no more important to me than Anonymous Internet Person #45, you see. That's the thing. I don't see the Message Board Hierarchy as you do, that's why I've been asking. I guess I'm "too far beneath your notice" as you put it, to understand.
And who said I didn't want to be flamed? Hon, you don't need to put words in my mouth to respond to me. Though you were probably thinking that doing it pre-emptively might save you the trouble, which I understand - believe me, I understand. I know I should probably stop, though. It's just tough, once you get going... maybe that's why you like flaming people so much...
I'm just trying to figure this out! Dammit!
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
This thread blew its load long ago. Let's stuff it and hang it on the mantle already.
Yeah. I just promised Parcelan I'd stop trying to give him shit, because I don't think either of us really cares enough to really say anything interesting.
So we might as well, really.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Everything that could be said about your miserable self has already been said. There is no greater insult than the fact that you live.
Yes! Just what I thought.
Edit: For "The Giantt", not this one. This is my unoriginal, non-banned account! Jalal d'Varr fucked around with this message on 04-15-2005 at 09:43 AM.
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Jalal d'Varr.
Whoa, it seems my account was reset completely! That's wacky! I appear as having 0 posts and my original username is back! That's crazy.
Someone was angry with you.
Or you've been spending too much time in FYAD.
It's not something people hear about.
This thread is the funniest thing I've read this entire year so far. I've been laughing so hard my face hurts!
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Doomie has the right stuff
Here's hoping he's got something rude and mean to say about me.
Like what?
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Like what?
I dunno, the thread seemed amusing so far...good to hear I'm not fodder.
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Doomie wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I dunno, the thread seemed amusing so far...good to hear I'm not fodder.
Unless you can do better I suggest you step off, homes.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Unless you can do better I suggest you step off, homes.
Don't be all up in mah grill!
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Tron:
Why didn't you flame me Parcelan? What's the deal padre?
What have you done to warrant a flame lately? Did you step on a ladybug I wasn't aware of?
I got nothin, so how's things?
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit embraced inferiority and said
Warrant a flame eh...I got nothin, so how's things?
Pussy.
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Katrinity has the right stuff
Yeah, how is Senor Charlie? ^.^
Sleepy. We stayed up all night playing Jade Empire.
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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Pussy.
Sure, what flavors you got?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
Sleepy. We stayed up all night playing Jade Empire.
I hear that...not too far into it.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Pirotess:
Sure, what flavors you got?
We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!
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Rodent King spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Smart people shouldn't post in this thread.
Fuck, you, man. Fuck you in the ass with a spiked pole. Oh, and there may be spikes on those spikes. Y'know, like... Spiky spikes.
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Talonus didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!
If you can find it anywhere for cheaper.. fuck eeeet!
It's not something people hear about.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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We were all impressed when Monica wrote:
I'm just the loser porky chick from Buttfuck, Idaho
I thought you lived over in West Buttfuck. When did you move? Maybe that's why your Christmas cards came back in the mail.
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ACES! Another post by Gydyon:
Smith'd!
You = Dweeb
