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Topic: Attn: Dorks
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-16-2005 07:12:52 AM
This post made ten pages. That deserves a grats.

Grats

Kay, now im done.

edit: I made it eleven!

Grats: me

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-16-2005 at 07:13 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
nem-x
posted 04-16-2005 07:16:47 AM
quote:
DrPaintThinner Model 2000 was programmed to say:
This post made ten pages. That deserves a grats.

Grats

Kay, now im done.

edit: I made it eleven!

Grats: me


b&
B&
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-16-2005 08:18:51 AM
Grandpost, what long pages you have!
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-16-2005 09:15:06 AM
Man, if I were a girl, I'd go gay so fast.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-16-2005 10:52:04 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
Man, if I were a girl, I'd go gay so fast.

That's only because you love lesbians so much.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-16-2005 11:57:14 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
You = Dweeb

YOU=SUED

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-16-2005 12:44:52 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Gydyon wrote:
YOU=SUED

Permission to strike the witness?

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ares
posted 04-16-2005 03:13:44 PM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Man, if I were a girl, I'd go gay so fast.

If you were a girl, I'd stay straight.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-16-2005 03:53:16 PM
I'd go gay for Ares.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-16-2005 03:57:41 PM
I'd go straight for Monica.
LeMiere
posted 04-16-2005 04:00:32 PM
Sex is sick.
Ares
posted 04-16-2005 04:48:44 PM
quote:
This one time, at Monica camp:
I'd go gay for Ares.

Yeah.. Monica is pretty hot...

You have this really cute but don't piss me off attitude.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-16-2005 05:15:12 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Knight Rider:
You have this really cute but don't piss me off attitude.

Yeah, Monica sure is intimidating.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-16-2005 06:00:52 PM
quote:
This one time, at Gydyon camp:
YOU=SUED

YOU = SUE

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-16-2005 07:06:08 PM
quote:
Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
Yeah, Monica sure is intimidating.

Only because her sigpics either stare ominously, or are bleeding.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-16-2005 07:52:14 PM
I've got to destroy the orphanage before Hitler Baby can escape!
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-16-2005 08:26:23 PM
Can anyone find a sigpic of the Dumbassahedritron from ATHF for Ruvyen? I think it fits.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-17-2005 12:01:39 AM
Look at what I've been missing out on! I'm so pissed I missed this intellectually-taxing shitstorm as it happened--fuck being with my girlfriend and her family, I need more time on EverCrest.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-17-2005 12:04:17 AM
quote:
This one time, at Vorbis camp:
Look at what I've been missing out on! I'm so pissed I missed this intellectually-taxing shitstorm as it happened--fuck being with my girlfriend and her family, I need more time on EverCrest.

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." - Zap Branigan.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-17-2005 12:05:53 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." - Zap Branigan.

Her mom's a bit of a neat freak.

She didn't like it when I blew my load on the kitchen table.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-17-2005 12:08:04 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vorbis was all like:
Her mom's a bit of a neat freak.

She didn't like it when I blew my load on the kitchen table.


Hindus are crazy like that.

Ask her if Shiva has seven dicks.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-17-2005 12:12:22 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Hindus are crazy like that.

Ask her if Shiva has seven dicks.


Shiva could have whatever the fuck he wanted, man.

and that was my last girlfriend that was Hindu--this one's a nice Irish Roman Catholic girl. None of that crazy pagan shit.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-17-2005 12:16:01 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Vorbis said:
Shiva could have whatever the fuck he wanted, man.

and that was my last girlfriend that was Hindu--this one's a nice Irish Roman Catholic girl. None of that crazy pagan shit.


When did you start going through the ladies like toilet paper?

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-17-2005 12:20:45 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
When did you start going through the ladies like toilet paper?

Karnaj moved on to bigger, better things than me, so I had to do something with myself.

she's actually my third girlfriend in three years; I don't go through them that quickly.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-17-2005 12:31:22 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Only because her sigpics either stare ominously, or are bleeding.

That was sarcasm, dumb shit.

>:[

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 04-17-2005 01:11:29 AM
Between Yuri's asshattedness and Kait's emochickness, this thread gets a 5.

All it needs is pie and it'd be perfect.

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-18-2005 06:11:45 AM
WHAT THE FUCK

This reminds me of that one thread that started.

Drysart fucked around with this message on 04-18-2005 at 06:13 AM.

nem-x
posted 04-18-2005 06:13:47 AM

nem-x fucked around with this message on 04-18-2005 at 06:14 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-18-2005 06:17:14 AM
quote:
At least I'm not Drysart
WHAT THE FUCK

This reminds me of that one thread that Mr. Parcelan started.


HAHAHAHA THAT GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME YOU SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-18-2005 11:43:03 AM
quote:
Mix Drysart with water, and you get:
WHAT THE FUCK

This reminds me of that one thread that BeauChan started.



That kinda scared me for a second... then I read Parce's reply and was like *whew*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2005 11:48:50 AM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Drysart all over myself!
WHAT THE FUCK

This reminds me of that one thread that Karnaj started.


Heh, even though he's just using the who tag, I remember the shitfest I started years and years ago.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 04-18-2005 11:56:09 AM
quote:
Ahh man, I shot Karnaj in the face.
Heh, even though he's just using the who tag, I remember the shitfest I started years and years ago.

And I remember mine.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Maradon!
posted 04-18-2005 05:42:43 PM
I can instantly pick up on who tag use. The who tag returns the ! in my name. Nobody really ever uses that.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-18-2005 05:46:58 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Pirotess:
I can instantly pick up on who tag use. The who tag returns the ! in my name. Nobody really ever uses that.

Curse you and your exclamation point...

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-18-2005 05:49:48 PM
Haha, almost got me there, I thought I had posted something people read for a second there.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2005 01:17:57 AM
I think I've got the tag figured out.

Testing:

Maradon!

Snoota fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 01:18 AM.

Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 01:19:40 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Snoota booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I think I've got the tag figured out.

Testing:

Maradon!


You can't fake me out!

nem-x
posted 04-19-2005 01:20:48 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think I've got the tag figured out.

Testing:

nem-x


Hay guy

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-19-2005 01:23:08 AM
quote:
Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I think I've got the tag figured out.

Testing:

Vorbis


-Tok

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-19-2005 01:25:12 AM
quote:
How.... Snoota.... uughhhhhh:
I think I've got the tag figured out.

Testing:

Snugglits


-Tok

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