Egads..this isn't the first time I've been rudely assaulted by Deth's butt. 
Ouch...hamstrung by Snoota.
Least I didn't get a statue of Lemmy jammed up my ass.
This continues to be an amusing and enjoyable venture, Parce! I love it!
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So quoth Hireko:
When is the next installment?
I approve.
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Y.O.T.C had this to say about Cuba:
He seems to be out of ze crazy ideas.
I've been in job interviews all day and now I'm building a computer.
If you keep making with the negativity, you won't be represented.
that makes me sad 
...No, he does not.
Suddenly, the door to the closet opens and shuts quietly. He whirls around in surprise, a Gameboy Advance in his hands. A faint, depressing beeping sound emanates from it.
Maradon: Noooo! You made me lose! Now I'll never know which castle our princess is in! THANKS A LOT YOU-
His curses fall to pieces as he gazes upon the armored, gun-wearing female standing before him. Before he can open his mouth to speak, however, she whirls him around and slams him against the wall, pulling down his pants and shoving her blaster against his buttocks.
Rosaline: You have five seconds to tell me where JooJooFlop is or I'll show you how we do High Colonics in deep space.
Maradon: I...I...
Rosaline: What's the matter, kid? Are you scared?
Maradon: No...I'm just amazed at how similar this is to most of my fantasies. Except my fantasies inevitably end with me getting peed on by a ghost.
Suddenly, the glowing figure of a young woman clad in funeral garments manifests in the dark.
Ghostly Nicole: Diiiiid soooomebooody caaaall for meeeee?
Maradon: No! Go away!
Ghostly Nicole: Aaaarrree yoooou suuure? IIIII juuust drank a whoooole boooottle of Moooountaaaaaain Deeeeeeew!
Maradon: No, I-
Ghostly Nicole: MOOOOOUNTAAAAAIN DEEEEEEEEW!
Maradon: Go away, I think I'm about to get laid!
Rosaline: You're more likely to get a butt-full of energy ray, kid. Clench everything, this is really going to-
Suddenly, the door to the closet is kicked open and the red-armored samurai bursts through, his blade ready and able. Nicole disappears as Rosaline whirls around.
Rosaline: You! What happened to those kids that took care of you?
Bajah holds up a pair of shaggy-haired youths' heads.
Suddar: Egads, old friend! We're naught but craniums!
Vorbis: Quite astute, old chum!
Bajah tosses them aside and moves to fight Rosaline...suddenly, a trio of scantily-clad females dressed as cheerleaders appear in the doorway behind him.
Cheerleader Abbi: Bajah! Bajah! He's our guy!
Cheerleader Xyrra: If he's not careful!
Cheerleader Led: He'll put out an eye!
Rosaline: ...you have a cheerleading squad now?
Bajah: The shogun is very generous to his servants. Now, PREPARE TO DIE, METAL-WEARING SPACE TROUT!
End Episode 7
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Xyrra had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I'm... a cheerleader?
*hands Xyrra pom-poms*
I keep telling you it would happen one day!
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Katrinity thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Another marvelous edition of "Parcelan High" ^.^
What? Parcelan's high? 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What? Parcelan's high?
Buckle your Roger, Plushie One.
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Xyrra probably says this to all the girls:
I'm... a cheerleader?
Yaes!! *cheers for Xyrra*
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
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Maradon: Noooo! You made me lose! Now I'll never know which castle our princess is in! THANKS A LOT YOU-
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Ghostly Nicole: Aaaarrree yoooou suuure? IIIII juuust drank a whoooole boooottle of Moooountaaaaaain Deeeeeeew!Maradon: No, I-
Ghostly Nicole: MOOOOOUNTAAAAAIN DEEEEEEEEW!
Holy fucking fuck, I think my lungs collapsed.
Lemmy: Mom forgot to slice the crusts off my tuna sandwich again...if only I could find someone to slice my emotional crusts off.
Scene pans back to outside the school, where the two massive titans have shifted their battle to another field. The massive, mule-headed Karnaj squats behind a tiny paper screen while the hawk-headed Ja'Deth sits with papers, pencils and dice.
Karnaj: Okay, so you walk into a new room. This room has slime all over the floor, roll a Reflex save.
Ja'Deth: Let's see...I got a 6.
Karnaj: FOOL! YOU SLIP AND BREAK YOUR NECK! THIS BATTLE IS OVER! SET REIGNS SUPREME AGAINST OSIRIS!
Ja'Deth: What?! No! BARNACLEEZ, MY HALF-HOBBIT, HALF-HEDGEHOG BARBARIAN SHALL LIVE AGAIN! I demand a new game to decide the end to this rivalry!
Karnaj: Alright, but since you didn't survive my Dungeon of Juan Jorres, I get to choose the next game...and I choose...NAKED KICKBALL!
Ja'Deth: But we already played Naked Connect Four, Naked Monopoly and I'm still very uncomfortable at having played Naked Twister!
Karnaj: SET DEMANDS NUDITY!
Suddenly, a jovial lawyer in a business suit and cape flies up, accompanied by his small, brooding sidekick.
Gydyman: Halt, evildoers! Or I will defeat you the only way I know how!
Ja'Deth: What?
Gydyman: I speak of the ancient Japanese art...of Karaoke. BATTYBOY! ENGAGE THE MACHINE!
Battyboy suddenly hits a boombox on his shoulder and Gydyon takes up his microphone, singing horribly off-key.
Gydyman: We...don't need no...education...we...don't need no...bot control...
Karnaj: Set is the God of all that is evil...BUT SET CANNOT TOLERATE THIS MASSACRE OF PINK FLOYD!
Ja'Deth: PREPARE FOR BATTLE, FLYING LAWYER ACCOMPANIED BY SMALL, FLYING BROODING PERSON!
Battyboy: Thanks for noticing
And in other news, Ragabash did not appear in this episode.
Ragabash:
END EPISODE 9
Classic.
It's not something people hear about.
I'm okay with it either way. It's funny!
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Khyron attempted to be funny by writing:
I wonder if I shall appear in this story of Parcelan'sI'm okay with it either way. It's funny!
You'll be Random Bystander #4 who gets crushed by Karnaj's foot.
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Jania Arindelil said this about your mom:
....a hawk? Wtf?
I'm Mighty Horus, disciple of Osiris!
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Maradon: Oh wow. This is the coolest! I can't wait until...why is my leg warm and wet? OH, GROSS! YOU SICK, ETHEREAL FUCK!
Ghostly Nicole: Beeeeeewaaaaaaare! Oooooorrrrr I wiiiillll draaaaain my blaaaaadder from the aaaaaaastral plaaaaane!
Back to the interesting characters.
Bajah: Are you ready to die, she-who-licks-taffy?
Cheerleader Abbi: Bajah, Bajah! He can't be beat!
Cheerleader Xyrra: He's got a big sword!
Cheerleader Led: And tiny lady's feet! GOOOOOOOOO BAJAH!
Bajah: SILENCE, WENCHES! I PAID TWENTY-TWO KOKU FOR YOU! The least you could do is come up with decent cheers!
Rosaline: They're right, though. You have little feet. I mean, not that it's a bad thing; a lot of guys can pull off that look.
Bajah: ...can I?
Rosaline: ...nah.
Bajah: ENOUGH! Now, there is nothing to stop me from having my revenge!
As Bajah moves to attack, the closet begins to rumble and shake. Suddenly, daylight pours into the dark closet and all present are tossed about as the wall breaks open, a massive ship spearheading its way into the closet.
There is a brief silence before a mighty, stick-like creature wearing a pirate's hat leaps off of the ship and lands on the ground. He surveys the closet through tiny, dot-like eyes.
Captain Kagrama: I SEA TAHT the MAEP WAS CORERECT!!11 the TEARSURE suerly laeies in tihs CLOEST!
Suddenly, a small fair-haired girl wearing a bandana hops down to accompany the mighty pirate.
First Mate Addy: Forgive me for saying so, cap'n, but this looks like a janitor's closet in Parcelan High.
Kagrama: WEHAET?! PAERCELNA SI HEIGH?!?!
Addy: No sir! It's just that we might not find as much treasure here as we had hoped!
From the rubble bursts the metal-clad bounty hunter and red samurai. They level their weapons at this strange newcomer.
Rosaline: Listen, bub, there are already too many cool characters here. If you don't leave peacefully...
Bajah: Then we will tear your liver from your spleen!
Rosaline: ...yeah, or something like that.
Kagrama: GAESP!! the SPANAIERDS armadilla haes FOELLWOED me to the TREAUSRUE! weall, I tell yuo whut SONNY JIM, tihs bittaer rivaelry shael end HEARE! ADDYEY! Mey WAEOPONS!
Addy: Aye aye, Cap'n!
The girl produces a golf club bag and holds it before the captain. Kagrama roots around in it for awhile before producing a pair of sleek, glimmering blue trout.
Rosaline: ...oh wow. You're going to try and fight with fish? I'm going to regret freezing you.
Rosaline lowers her arm cannon and begins to charge a mighty ice beam.
Kagrama: DHAERBU!
Suddenly, she is sent flying out of the room as Kagrama smacks one of his seafood swords against her face-plate. A faint crash is heard in the distance.
Bajah: Once again, someone has interfered in my vengeance! PREPARE TO DIE, SON OF A-
Kagrama: ARHGBHGHJGHGHOAOAHJ!~ he si treying to STAEL MY SOEUL!
Kagrama swings his fish again and slaps Bajah upside the head, sending him flying the way of Rosaline. Wasting no time, Kagrama charges after them, his first mate close behind.
Kagrama: FOER the TIEM HORTON'S!!!
Addy: Wait for me, cap'n!
Cheerleader Abbi: Bajah! Bajah! His blades slash and whirl!
Cheerleader Xyrra: But don't look at him now!
Cheerleader Led: Because he's running like a girl! GOOOOOOO BA-
Bajah: YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
Cheerleader Abbi:
Cheerleader Xyrra:
Cheerleader Led: 
End Episode 10
