The Eurotwin part was the best 
*Awaits his turn to die in the story...*
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Trent thought about the meaning of life:
Hey.. cameo.
You had the best part 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Zair: Stop! Stop! Don't you know how many innocent civilians will be caught in this terrible crossfire?Rosaline: Just one.
Zair: Wha-HURK!
The brawl resumes as soon as Bajah decapitates the coach.
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Zaza & Jens: EUROTWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE!
Both those parts had me laughing out loud, GREAT work Parce!
(No Zair, I don't really want to see you decapitated. Though you've got to admit it'd be pretty funny.)
Lemmy: Not even the victims of Vlad the Impaler, when he ran them through and drank their blood, could feel the pain that I feel inside...
Scene pans up to a small man made of metal puttering in the sky by the helicopter blades jutting from his head.
JooJooFlop: I knew it was a good investment buying the entire 007 series.
His spy high is suddenly killed as a missile strikes him and shoots him out of the sky. The blackened piece of metal falls to earth, landing on a poor English student and killing him before he can say something witty.
Niklas:
Meanwhile, two jets zoom overhead.
Callalron: Weirdbeard to Comrade Portly, what the hell was that? Did you just shoot an iron pigeon out of the air on purpose?
Snoota: Negative, Weirdbeard, it was a sudden reaction. I buckled my roger too tightly.
Callalron: Ten-four. We are nearing the titans now, prepare for intense fire.
And not far away, a large, bearded man wearing a suit, cape and his underwear outside his slacks comes to a stop in mid-air.
Gydyon: What's this? Trouble at Parcelan High?!
Suddenly, a dark-haired boy in similar attire flies up beside him.
BattyBoy: Say again? Parcelan's high?
Gydyon: Not for long, faithful sidekick! Weed is a terrible habit, as are ancient Egyptian powers and playful monikers for fighter pilots! All of them are heading towards Parcelan High right now!
BattyBoy: The students will be so distracted they'll fail their tests! They'll have to take Community College!
Gydyon: Not if GydyMan has anything to say about! Come, BattyBoy! AWAAAAAAY!
End Episode 5
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(and billing you for it) since 2001
hahahah!!
You make me laugh so hard I scared the dog!
Zair fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 11:19 PM.
Parce seems to make these as easy as oatmeal.
That one's going in my sig.
And the Eurotwin Powers? Fantastic! I have tears running down my face.
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Lashanna's account was hax0red to write:
Eh, weak.
Hey, hey, hey, I don't write for critics anymore. You can't criticize this! It's not for you!
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, I don't write for critics anymore. You can't criticize this! It's not for you!
Now THAT's comedy!
Lemmy: Ah, oboe, whose very name means "Eternal Torment of the Immortal Soul"...
The hideous and greedy teacher steps up to the podium.
Teacher Tal: Good day, students! I have graded your tests and discovered that the average score was a "2"! It's disappointing and tragic, and you know what that means!
Sentow: *groan* Not more anal sex!
Tal: YES, MORE ANAL SEX!
Suddenly, a whirling shell of metal and misfired missiles is hurled through the doors as Rosaline crashes into Tal, crushing his bones beneath her metal body as they carome into the students.
She gets up to recover, rubbing her skull, when her opponent leaps through the doors once more, brandishing his katana.
Bajah: Metallic she-dog! Your failed mimicry at Metroid will be your undoing!
Rosaline: What the fuck?! SCREW ATTA-...wait, nevermind.
From deep in the corner, where all the freaks live...
Azizza: Awwww...
Suddenly, a pair of young lads, each wearing fanciful clothes and sporting terrible haircuts, leaps up from their instruments.
Vorbis: I say, Suddar, old boy! That hooligan down there is harrassing that young female!
Suddar: Quite right, Vorbis! I'd say it's our duty to see that this ruffianship does not come to pass! Let us change!
With a "hoop-ha!" the two lads rip off their dandy clothes to reveal leopard skin leotards. With a hearty, "alley oop!" they leap off their chairs and land on Bajah, pinning him to the ground.
Bajah: Sons of two men! Get off me! You are preventing my revenge!
Suddar: I say, Vorbis! This one's quite the thrasher!
Vorbis: Indeed, Suddar, old chum! My bottom hasn't felt this way since I had one of those "veedees" Snoota's always talking about!
Without so much as a word of thanks, Rosaline leaps up and somersaults over the two boys and their intended prey as she charges down the hall, seeking out her target.
Vorbis: Well, that was rather rude, wouldn't you say?
Suddar: Indeed! I'd also say that we should have thought this out further!
Vorbis: Prithee! What do you mean, bosom buddy?
Suddar: Well, though I'm not much for gossip, some might think it folly for two malnourished friends to tackle a fully-armored Man of the East clad in naught but leotards!
Vorbis: Quite right, my friend, but at least we go out looking smashing!
Bajah: Prepare your rectums for the taste of my cold steel!
Vorbis & Suddar: INDEED!
End Episode 6
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Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I am truly enjoying this. Perhaps too much?
Are your pants clean?
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
Are your pants clean?
Of course. The way of the warrior is purified by clean undies.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Vorbis: Prithee! What do you mean, bosom buddy?Suddar: Well, though I'm not much for gossip, some might think it folly for two malnourished friends to tackle a fully-armored Man of the East clad in naught but leotards!
Vorbis: Quite right, my friend, but at least we go out looking smashing!
Bajah: Prepare your rectums for the taste of my cold steel!
Vorbis & Suddar: INDEED!
End Episode 6
Hahahaupo.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Lemmy: Red fish...Blue fish...One fish...Two fish...too many fish, much like the pain I feel inside.
Meanwhile, the theater building has just been leveled by a pair of colossic egyptian titans! Regrettably, Jajahotep was inside and was slaughtered when her brother's massive backside crushed her.
Jajahotep:
Karnaj: Ha ha ha! Your butt killed your sister!
Ja'Deth: You're hardly one to laugh. You've got the school statue lodged up your anus.
Karnaj: AND IT ONLY GIVES ME MORE POWER AS WELL AS A POWERFUL ITCH!
Ja'Deth: ...alright.
Suddenly, a pair of fighter jets zoom into the scenario.
Callalron: This is Weirdbeard to Comrade Portly, be advised: it looks like this is going to take a kamikaze maneuver.
Snoota: Copy, Weirdbeard. Question, sir.
Callalron: Go ahead.
Snoota: Why do you always recommend a kamikaze maneuver for everything? You ordered a kamikaze today when we were driving to work and that old lady on the rascal scooter got in front of us.
Callalron: Copy that, private. It was either us or that lady. Now go ahead and fly your plane in and I'll follow up with missile fire. Alpha Charlie Gamma Hotel Bravo.
Snoota: Now you're just spouting military-type jibberish, are you sure you're-
Before he can finish that sentence, Portly is forced to eject as his plane goes crashing into Ja'Deth's calf, hamstringing him. He parachutes down and contacts on his radio.
Snoota: Kamikaze has been performed, Weirdbeard, you may proceed with missile fire when ready.
Callalron: That's a big negative, good buddy, was just seeing if you'd actually do it.
Snoota: Copy that. You're a dick, sir.
Callalron: Rendez vous at Jack in the Box for Big Cheeseburgers at 0900. You're paying private.
Snoota: Copy. Requesting permission to kick myself in the anus.
Callalron: Granted.
End Episode 7
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Callalron: That's a big negative, good buddy, was just seeing if you'd actually do it.Snoota: Copy that. You're a dick, sir.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
You've captured it.
hahaha
