"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Knight Rider:
Why can't I marry a horse!?
Obviously, horses have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
And if you break any of those 10 rules, God has a special place for you. A place of fire and smoke and burning and suffering and torment where you will rot and be flayed for all eternity! But he loves you. And he needs your money.
George Carlin
Do you have a tattoo or know anyone with one?
Do you wear any clothes that aren't made from 100% of the same textile?
Do you eat rabbit, pork, or seafood?
Do you sit around and do nothing but pray on Saturday?
Do you eat meat that has been cross bred to provide for better quality?(hint: if you've ever eaten meat you have)
These are all things that the book of Leviticus bans, yet are all things that are done and not considered sins by the Christian church(Hell, the cross breeding of animals was actually encouraged by them back in Biblical times, to serve for cleaner food) Why would homosexuality be so different?
And to just really take the jelly out of your doughnut, I offer the get out of jail free card of the Bible. It is known as the Book of Hebrew.
1The point of what we are saying is this: We do have such a high priest, who sat down at the right hand of the throne of the Majesty in heaven, 2and who serves in the sanctuary, the true tabernacle set up by the Lord, not by man.
3Every high priest is appointed to offer both gifts and sacrifices, and so it was necessary for this one also to have something to offer. 4If he were on earth, he would not be a priest, for there are already men who offer the gifts prescribed by the law. 5They serve at a sanctuary that is a copy and shadow of what is in heaven. This is why Moses was warned when he was about to build the tabernacle: "See to it that you make everything according to the pattern shown you on the mountain." 6But the ministry Jesus has received is as superior to theirs as the covenant of which he is mediator is superior to the old one, and it is founded on better promises.
7For if there had been nothing wrong with that first covenant, no place would have been sought for another. 8But God found fault with the people and said:
"The time is coming, declares the Lord,
when I will make a new covenant
with the house of Israel
and with the house of Judah.
9It will not be like the covenant
I made with their forefathers
when I took them by the hand
to lead them out of Egypt,
because they did not remain faithful to my covenant,
and I turned away from them, declares the Lord.
10This is the covenant I will make with the house of Israel
after that time, declares the Lord.
I will put my laws in their minds
and write them on their hearts.
I will be their God,
and they will be my people.
11No longer will a man teach his neighbor,
or a man his brother, saying, 'Know the Lord,'
because they will all know me,
from the least of them to the greatest.
12For I will forgive their wickedness
and will remember their sins no more."
13By calling this covenant "new," he has made the first one obsolete; and what is obsolete and aging will soon disappear.
And guess what! No mention of homosexuality was made anytime after that. Which means, kids, that for thousands of years the Catholic and Christian churches have been disobeying their God by holding onto the covenant he set forth that was later said to be inadequate and told to be ignored. Tsk tsk.
And since you're not too bright and easily confused, I will sum all those big words up for you.
God: Teehee, I fucked up yo. That old covenant kind of sucked and took all the fun out of life. Here's some new laws. Don't pay any mind to anything I said up until this point. It's like the million dollar question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Nothing that I said before really matters anymore. btw, I lost my little book of sinners so you're all cool from now on okay.
You really should be ashamed. I don't believe in God and think the Bible is a collection of fairy tales, and even I know it better than a bible thumper like you. Keep up the good work, though, it is certainly amusing.
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Synjari had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The bible was written by man.. *shrug*
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."'
*licks Snootay*
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Synjari wrote this stupid crap:
*grins at Snootay and winks* Not just written by man.. but written by several different men. ;D The great majority of it all is men having visions and then interpreting them in whatever way they want ;D
Pfft, bunch more than several different men. And then you have to throw in translations, editing, blah blah blah. The current English versions probably follow the analogy of whispering something into someone's ear, letting that be whispered down a line of people, and getting something totally different at the end.
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This insanity brought to you by Talonus:
Pfft, bunch more than several different men. And then you have to throw in translations, editing, blah blah blah. The current English versions probably follow the analogy of whispering something into someone's ear, letting that be whispered down a line of people, and getting something totally different at the end.
The most amusing one of these being... Lucifer. Lucifer had nothing at all to do with the Devil. Lucifer wasn't such a bad guy at all, let alone a Devil. But a few dozen mistranslations later, Lucifer is the Devil.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Snoota said:
The most amusing one of these being... Lucifer. Lucifer had nothing at all to do with the Devil. Lucifer wasn't such a bad guy at all, let alone a Devil. But a few dozen mistranslations later, Lucifer is the Devil.
One can only wonder what would happen to the Church if somehow a translation of some of the oldest editions of the Bible got loose. Gogo religous riots!
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Synjari probably says this to all the girls:
*grins and nods at Talonus* I was just doin a quick reply but thanks babes =) thats exactly what I mean! ^_^
Now I want a cookie for a job well done! Please? [ 03-30-2004: Message edited by: Talonus ]
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Synjari had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Will you take baklava? ;D
Mmmm baklava. Gimme gimme. Who needs religion when you have food?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Synjari said:
*cheer* just come to Texas and the whole tray of it is yours ;D
Curses, now if I could actually make it down there. I will hold you to that though, oh yes I will.
Oh hey, food just derailed a religion/gay marriage/Christian bashing thread. Gogo food!
Listen, Priscilla. Apparently you've decided for some reason to establish yourself as Lord High Bobblehead among the newbies. And while I ordinarily applaud people who try to actually make something of themselves, that doesn't include making a fool of themselves.
So, for the love of GOD, get back on whatever meds the doctors prescribed and perhaps you'll remember that nobody here even pretends to care about what you've got to say about the great moral issues of the day.
[/Dr. Cox mode off]
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
You really should be ashamed. I don't believe in God and think the Bible is a collection of fairy tales, and even I know it better than a bible thumper like you. Keep up the good work, though, it is certainly amusing.
Indeed. It suprises and scares me that you knew where to look for that.
There better be some good flaming left in the "sex before marriage" thread! 
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Maradon! wrote this stupid crap:
God damn it, I get here a little late and all there is left is ashes.There better be some good flaming left in the "sex before marriage" thread!
Makes me wish he stuck about a bit...Keep the flames afire. *pout* [ 03-30-2004: Message edited by: Pvednes ]
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Callalron got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
[/Dr. Cox mode on]Listen, Priscilla. Apparently you've decided for some reason to establish yourself as Lord High Bobblehead among the newbies. And while I ordinarily applaud people who try to actually make something of themselves, that doesn't include making a fool of themselves.
So, for the love of GOD, get back on whatever meds the doctors prescribed and perhaps you'll remember that nobody here even pretends to care about what you've got to say about the great moral issues of the day.
[/Dr. Cox mode off]
Very nice. *applause*
I that show.
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Pvednes had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Makes me wish he stuck about a bit...Keep the flames afire.*pout*
Tomorrow is another day good doctor, mommy probably made him log off and go to sleep.
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KaLourin got served! KaLourin got served!
Tomorrow is another day good doctor, mommy probably made him log off and go to sleep.
No, you have to have to have a massive Wall of Ignorance or be so indoctrinated that you are capable of unyielding assaults against any challenges to your dogma. This is just your run of the mill fundie offspring. He'll never be back. Or, he'll lurk, mutter to himself about how we're all going to hell, and then get back to his Bible study.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I think you are dumb and need to reevaluate the use of the word 'marriage' from a universal perspective.
"Leave it to the Catholics to destroy the universe." - Dogma.
I hope the runt comes back, the flames aren't nearly high enough yet.
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Mooj obviously shouldn't have said:
Damn, and once again I'm late to the party."Leave it to the Catholics to destroy the universe." - Dogma.
I hope the runt comes back, the flames aren't nearly high enough yet.
Hi asshole. He's Christian. He's a biblethumper.
I don't know how many Catholics you've met. I don't know how many biblethumping Catholics you've met. But even if you know a few, making a judgment about an entire people like that is retarded.
Look at me, you diabetic fucker. I'm Catholic. You know that unless I'm angered by an ignorant-ass comment like this, I'm a pretty cool dude, ya? So can it, you cocksucker, unless you've been looking to pick a fight all along.
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KaLourin enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Parce.. chill the fuck out yo, he's quoting a movie.
You gotta be fucking blind if you can't see the ignorant message behind it.
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KaLourin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Dude... its a movie. Ya know? satirical comedy mocking Catholicism and religion in general. No need to flip out on him for it. You think Mooj actually means it?
I wouldn't trust Mooj to be able to form an opinion of his own if he were counting on bandwagoning "omg all religions = evil" to gain some popularity.
So, yes.
