What's the most you've ever gotten someone sued for?
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Black had this to say about dark elf butts:
Gydyon.If you had the chance to live your life all over again, would you? What would you change?
No, I like where I am right now.
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Alek Saege had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear Gydyon,What is better, Pepsi or Coke? And along those lines, Vanilla Coke or Vanilla Pepsi?
Diet Vanilla Pepsi.
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Mr. Gainsborough Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Dear Gydyon,What's the most you've ever gotten someone sued for?
I don't "get someone sued." I represent parties in lawsuits, and I tend to stay on the defense side. My suits run from tens of thousands of dollars to $100 million, however. Normally in the low seven figures.
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What is your "win/loss" ratio?
Will you adopt me and then buy me a pony?
kkthxla~
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Black said this about your mom:
Gydyon,What is your "win/loss" ratio?
No clue.
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nem-x thought about the meaning of life:
Dear Gydyon,Will you adopt me and then buy me a pony?
kkthxla~
No. Stop asking.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Dear Gydyon, are you gosu?
wut
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King Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Dear Gydyon, what was your high school and college life like? Did you act? Play sports? Were you a mathlete? What jobs did you hold? In other words, what was it like B.L. (Before Lawyering)?
I was a football player for eight years, including two in college.
I was also an actor -- I was in plays and musicals throughout high school and college, and also was on the speech team in high school.
I was a Burger King worker summers in college, and during the year I always held two or more jobs, including catering, running a campus store, and running our dorm restaurant.
Law school I was a bouncer and waiter at a bar.
I was never a mathlete, but I did a lot of activities.
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Sakkra attempted to be funny by writing:
Dear Gydyon, What profession would you have chosen if lawyering wasn't an option?
Youth ministry or acting if my loan debt wasn't too high so I could afford to work in those jobs. I'm actually on a slooooooooooooow path to a seminary degree in youth min.
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Why did they even try and invent the wealth system for d20 modern?
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Some one in the mafia put a hit out on me, what should I do?
What light through yonder window shines?
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Check out the big brain on Delidgamond!
Gydyon was in high school for 6 years?
No, he probably started playing Football in 7th Grade 
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Not A Witch Hunter impressed everyone with:
Dear Gydyon,Why did they even try and invent the wealth system for d20 modern?
Because they wanted to make you cry.
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Cysa The Clown wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Dear Gydyon,Some one in the mafia put a hit out on me, what should I do?
Never leave your house, stay in a dark room at all times, and assume a new persona so no one will know who you really are.
Oh, wait, yeah, do what you're doing anyway.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear Gydyon, You have one shot, one opportunity. Do you capture it, or do you let it slip?
If the one shot is to be a white homeboy with street cred hiphoppin' with the gangstas, I let it slip. I'm more like Vanilla Ice than Eminem, I'm afraid.
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A sleep deprived Abbikat stammered:
Dear Gydyon,What light through yonder window shines?
If you meant "breaks," then
It is the east, and Krissy is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady; O! it is my love.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dear Gydyon, do you do battle with Monty often? If so, describe it.
No.
He is extremely curious and clever however, and his energy means we have to chase him around and say no a lot. He loves hair bands (those little elastic things for ponytails), and knows where Krissy keeps them in the bathroom. So, he will (at 7 months and 7 pounds, mind you) open up the vanity doors, reach around into the drawer holding the ties, snag one, and run off to play with it.
I feel like we need to childproof the place like we have a toddler.
UPDATE: My wife has just had delivered a 6-foot high balloon assortment (pink with teddy bear) to my office in front of everyone. Her reason: "To embarrass you and get Valentine's Day started early."
I love that woman of mine.
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Trillee had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dear Gydyon,
42?
What do you get if you multiply six by nine.
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What's your opinion on SCO vs. IBM? Do you believe SCO has a case?
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We all got dumber when Gydyon said:
What do you get if you multiply six by nine.
You don't get 42. you get 54.
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Dear Gydyon,What's your opinion on SCO vs. IBM? Do you believe SCO has a case?
Haven't been following it.
*hands Blindy a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide series*
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A sleep deprived A_Blindy_005 stammered:
You don't get 42. you get 54.
Yeah, 42 is six times seven.
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Katrinity's fortune cookie read:
Yeah, 42 is six times seven.
*hands Kat a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide series*
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Gydyon's fortune cookie read:
*hands Kat a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide series*
Never gotten a chance to read those either, though I do know the computer tells them the meaning to all life is 42.
(_|_) - Yay or Nay?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Never gotten a chance to read those either, though I do know the computer tells them the meaning to all life is 42.
It then tries to figure out the question, which ends up being "what do you get when you multiply six by nine."
Which apparently is correct in base thirteen, as Moogle notes.
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Delidgamond stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Dear Gydyon,(_|_) - Yay or Nay?
Nay, I am afraid.
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Can you truly in your heart justify peddling the inferior Hitch Hiker's Guide novels rather than the original radio series (on CD OR Tape)? I find it disgraceful
Yours, Angry Person
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now you know your ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?
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Niklas had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear Gydyon,Can you truly in your heart justify peddling the inferior Hitch Hiker's Guide novels rather than the original radio series (on CD OR Tape)? I find it disgraceful
Yours, Angry Person
Deal.
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Delidgamond attempted to be funny by writing:
Dear Gydyon,ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now you know your ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?
I will not. I find your song offensive.
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