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Topic: The "Ask Gydyon" thread
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-16-2004 11:17:16 PM
Dear Gydyon, does Monty have a little cape and mask for when he assists you in fighting crime?
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-17-2004 10:04:50 AM
Dear Gydyon, is Bloodsage a "keeper?"
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-17-2004 10:11:49 AM
quote:
Delidgamond attempted to be funny by writing:
Dear Gydyon,

Why do you keep avoiding my questions? Are you too afraid?


I shall repeat -- you have exceeded your quota of questions.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-17-2004 10:14:55 AM
quote:
This one time, at Sakkra camp:
Dear Gydyon, does Monty have a little cape and mask for when he assists you in fighting crime?

No, he insists on wearing a full-size cape and mask. It gets very frustrating having to carry him around because he keeps tripping over them.


quote:
Vernaltemptress's account was hax0red to write:
Dear Gydyon, is Bloodsage a "keeper?"

Boy, it sure seems like it. He and I have very different personalities and ways of approaching problems, but he sure seems to be intelligent, sophisticated, and dedicated.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2004 04:10:07 PM
Dear Gydyon, What were the mean streets of Manhattan like when you were a member of the toughest gang on the block: The Jets?
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-17-2004 04:37:46 PM
Dear Gydyon,

Is it possible to sue Somthor? (for anything.. hell, make something up if you have to... PLEASE!)




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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-17-2004 04:41:58 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why King Parcelan wrote:
Dear Gydyon, What were the mean streets of Manhattan like when you were a member of the toughest gang on the block: The Jets?

Please ask Kagrama that question! He can recall our days in the Jets with much more panache than I.

I've said too much.


quote:
Abbikat had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Dear Gydyon,

Is it possible to sue Somthor? (for anything.. hell, make something up if you have to... PLEASE!)


Unfortunately, the Constitution, fairly construed, gives everyone the right to be an idiot and an asshole. We can't sue him for the fact that he is both those things. Of course, EC is not bound by the Constitution.....so if you want to virtually sue him I guess you could. Yeah.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-17-2004 04:44:27 PM
quote:
Gydyon attempted to be funny by writing:
Unfortunately, the Constitution, fairly construed, gives everyone the right to be an idiot and an asshole. We can't sue him for the fact that he is both those things. Of course, EC is not bound by the Constitution.....so if you want to virtually sue him I guess you could. Yeah.

Dear Gydyon,

I want to kill him... will I face virtual murder charges?




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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-17-2004 04:57:41 PM
quote:
Abbikat's account was hax0red to write:
Dear Gydyon,

I want to kill him... will I face virtual murder charges?


The Virtual Bible would say that you have already murdered him in your heart.

But if you don't actually kill him (or try to), I think you're safe from a virtual law standpoint.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-17-2004 05:04:33 PM
quote:
Gydyon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The Virtual Bible would say that you have already murdered him in your heart.

Bible schmible.. I already know I'm going to hell.. *shrugs* I figure I can only get sent there once, regardless of how bad I might be..




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