Karnaj pooped his pants again. Can you change him this time?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Delidgamond said this about your mom:
Dear Gydyon,Karnaj pooped his pants again. Can you change him this time?
Karnaj is perfectly capable of changing himself.
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Gydyon had this to say about Pirotess:
Karnaj is perfectly capable of changing himself.
Dear Gydyon,
Where the hell have YOU been all this time?
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Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
Dear Gydyon, if we were to go to a bar and I were to buy you a beer, what beer would you want me to buy?
Probably a Bass, but I'd really like a Malibu & Coke.
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Check out the big brain on Delidgamond!
Dear Gydyon,Where the hell have YOU been all this time?
Living in a van down by the river, why?
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Verily, Gydyon doth proclaim:
Living in a van down by the river, why?
I'm asking the questions here bub.
Dear Gydyon,
Why won't Khyron come to reason and finally admit that Voldo is the best fighter at Soul Calibur 2?
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Gydyon had this to say about pies:
Living in a van down by the river, why?
I laughed so hard at that... haven't seen the Matt Foley: Promotional speaker skit in a long long time.
Yay or nay?
(too many of them in this thread, its getitng to me.)
P.S.
*IMAGE STEAL OMGWTFBBQ!*
What is your favorite book?
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This one time, at Delidgamond camp:
I'm asking the questions here bub.Dear Gydyon,
Why won't Khyron come to reason and finally admit that Voldo is the best fighter at Soul Calibur 2?
I'm sorry, you've exceeded your question quota.
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A sleep deprived Not A Witch Hunter stammered:
Dear Gydyon,Yay or nay?
(too many of them in this thread, its getitng to me.)
P.S.
*IMAGE STEAL OMGWTFBBQ!*
wut
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MorbId enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Dear Gydyon,What is your favorite book?
Lord of the Rings. I don't consider the Bibile to be merely a "book," so LOTR wins.
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Nobody really understood why Sakkra wrote:
Dear Gydyon, could you defeat a Norseman in hand-to-hand combat?
Dunno. Bet I could whup up a Swede or a Dane though.
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I'm trapped in my castle because there's a dragon in the moat. What would you suggest to get rid of a 40' reptile?
Yours,
Princess Lheena
P.S. Please hurry. The smell is getting quite bothersome.
I am not very good at making small talk, but I hate sitting around staring into space when classmates are chatting it up with each other. Also, I suppose this makes me seem creepy.
Sincerely,
Trapped in a shell
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Gikk wrote this stupid crap:
Dear Sir Gydyon,I'm trapped in my castle because there's a dragon in the moat. What would you suggest to get rid of a 40' reptile?
Yours,
Princess Lheena
P.S. Please hurry. The smell is getting quite bothersome.
Um, get the powerup and win the game?
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Trillee attempted to be funny by writing:
Seattle of Philly?
I'm sorry, I only answer coherent questions.
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Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz had this to say about Tron:
Dear Gydyon,I am not very good at making small talk, but I hate sitting around staring into space when classmates are chatting it up with each other. Also, I suppose this makes me seem creepy.
Sincerely,
Trapped in a shell
Suck it up or be a creepy loner your whole life, destined to weird out all around you and to smell like soup.
What, you want me to teach you social skills? Make a choice to live your life interacting with other humans, or don't. It's the way of things.
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Pvednes had this to say about Cuba:
Dear Gydyon: I do not understand superstring theory. How does it go?
Have you seen me answer a science question? STOP IT.
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Verily, Skaw doth proclaim:
Dear Gydyon,I love you.
Um, great. Here's a pork pie. [ 02-14-2004: Message edited by: Gydyon ]
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The issue we discussed in PMs yesterday has been cleared up. My boss did not want to fire me, but it came from over his head and he hounded them about how I was irreplaceable and it was easy for them to want to fire me when they wouldn't be the ones that had to pick up the pieces of a store without Snoota until they gave in and reversed their decision.
But, I have already put the Mob hit out and the channels used to do it have been closed as a security concern. What should I do now?
What's the best way to win the hearts of the interviewers at classy colleges and universities?
Should I make them some confectionary treats? Prepare a short song and dance skit? Dress up total GQ classy?
Sincerely,
Bored Completely
They say the rule is "The customer is always right."
How can I punish them for their arrogance?
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Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Dear Gydyon,The issue we discussed in PMs yesterday has been cleared up. My boss did not want to fire me, but it came from over his head and he hounded them about how I was irreplaceable and it was easy for them to want to fire me when they wouldn't be the ones that had to pick up the pieces of a store without Snoota until they gave in and reversed their decision.
But, I have already put the Mob hit out and the channels used to do it have been closed as a security concern. What should I do now?
Save your boss's life in a heroic dsiplay that will make him love you even more!
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We were all impressed when Vorbis wrote:
Dear Gydyon,What's the best way to win the hearts of the interviewers at classy colleges and universities?
Should I make them some confectionary treats? Prepare a short song and dance skit? Dress up total GQ classy?
Sincerely,
Bored Completely
Be charming and polite. Tell them who you are and who you want to be.
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Mightion Defensor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Dear Gydyon.They say the rule is "The customer is always right."
How can I punish them for their arrogance?
Only a trail of blood and worcestshire[sp] sauce shall teach the proper lesson.
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What sort of attire makes the best impression? That just subtly says, "I'm a brilliant mind; Fill me up and have me do great things in your name." What sort of dress would make that statement?
Whe will there be little Gydyon's?
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Vorbis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I see! Should I dress in a plain oxford and slacks? Something a bit more formal? Bit more casual? Bit more brilliant?What sort of attire makes the best impression? That just subtly says, "I'm a brilliant mind; Fill me up and have me do great things in your name." What sort of dress would make that statement?
No suit, no t-shirt, no jeans. Otherwise whatever makes you comfortable. If the wool sweater is going to tear away your focus, then wear something else.
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Trillee said this about your mom:
Dear Gydyon,Whe will there be little Gydyon's?
In about three years. Barring the unforeseen, of course.
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Will you name one of your little Gydyons Delidgamond or Delidgamina?
In University, should I look at doing Computer Engineering, or a degree in History, and a teaching degree
plz help
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Liam had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear GydyonIn University, should I look at doing Computer Engineering, or a degree in History, and a teaching degree
plz help
Since no one's invovled with computers today, and the market is wide open, I'd say go with that.
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Im Rick James, bitch!!!!
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Agent Shadow had this to say about (_|_):
Dear Gydyon,
I was wondering what I should do with the 50 dollars I have. Should I spend it with friends, or spend it on myslef?
Buy food for friends and yourself!
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King Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Dear Gydyon, what is the secret to inner peace?
Recognizing your place in the grand scheme of things.
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Will we be seeing any more Gydyon pics in the future?
The evil monkey that used to live in my closet has escaped. How should I capture him(I tried banannas, didn't work)?
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Sakkra's account was hax0red to write:
Dear Gydyon, I am going to Blockbuster soon to rent a PS2 or Xbox game. What should I get?
I cannot answer your question.
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Xyrra thought about the meaning of life:
Dear Gydyon,
How do you suggest going about finding your place in the grand scheme of things?
Well, I'm a Christian. So for me finding your place involves God. I'm not real sure where you come from, but I think in each of us there is a need for a purpose. If we look at everything with an eye that nothing matters, nothing ever will. Even if it's a great lie to have a purpose (as an atheist would suggest), it's the purpose that drives us.....
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Verily, Cysa The Clown doth proclaim:
Dear Gydyon,The evil monkey that used to live in my closet has escaped. How should I capture him(I tried banannas, didn't work)?
Bananas, maybe?
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This insanity brought to you by Somu Icewalker:
Dear Gydyon,
I like pizza. I like Steve. Do you like Steve or Pizza? How about a Pizza/Steve combo?
I can't eat pizza, but I like everyone named Steve I know.
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Why do you keep avoiding my questions? Are you too afraid?
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Check out the big brain on Gydyon!
Since no one's invovled with computers today, and the market is wide open, I'd say go with that.
I figured out his secret to his seemingly limitless wisdom! It is all from 10 years ago. It all makes sense now.
