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Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You have to admit, vampire chicks are pretty hot.
Check out "Lair of the White Worm" sometime.
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What the Mortious??
You have to admit, vampire chicks are pretty hot.
You can look either really good or really bad as a goth chick. There's not really much of a middle ground ... and a lot of goth chicks obviously think they're in the other group than they actually are. 
They all seem to think they have increased strength and agility as well.
(btw ACD, yes I was in chat another time than the time I talked to you) [ 01-12-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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Nina had this to say about Captain Planet:
*throws wooden stakes at everyone in the thread*
*presses up + Y button and throws a boomerang cross at Nina*
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*presses up + Y button and throws a boomerang cross at Nina*
Presses down + R button to throw a game controler.
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Death of Rats's account was hax0red to write:
Presses down + R button to throw a game controler.
Dude, you just killed a MOUSE!
OMFG HAX
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The problem with this is that people who ascribe supernatural abilities (beyond the usual stuff found in religion, and even then not always) to themselves are halfway to drama queening (because you inevitably have to come up with an elaborate system as to why you have "It" whatever "It" is, the rest of the populace doesn't, and why science and society haven't discovered your profound nature yet) and attention whoring (first thing any egotistical individual wants to do when he or she thinks they're hot shit is flaunt it, even if it is in a facetiously self-deprecating, tragically-hip sort of way) to begin with. Hello vampires. Congratulations. Compared to you, humping a stuffed animal almost looks normal.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
It means, no matter what you do or say, you'll never be a vampire, this "condition" you have will never exist and you'll always just be hungry for attention.There you go.
Being just a bit narrow minded arent we?
Its perfectly possible that there is some condition out there in which a human being suffers from headaches if he/she doesnt get some kind of nutrient from blood. Exactly what about it is so impossible to you?
edit:wrongly something was worded [ 01-12-2004: Message edited by: Puggy ]
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Puggy wrote this stupid crap:
Being just a bit narrow minded arent we?
There probably is some condition like that, but I doubt that a bunch of kids on the net who glorify it by calling themselves "vampyres" really have it.
It's just a lure to get attention. [ 01-12-2004: Message edited by: King Parcelan ]
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Puggy had this to say about John Romero:
Its perfectly possible that there is some condition out there in which a human being suffers from headaches if he/she doesnt get some kind of nutrient from blood. Exactly what about it is so impossible to you?
Considering the nutrient content of human blood is largely dependant on diet, just like any kind of blood, then I would say yes, the chances are slim to none that there is a condition out there in which a human being suffers from headaches if he or she doesn't get some kind of nutrient from blood.
We won't even mention people like diabetics, who recieve SYNTHETIC substitutes for a chemical that their body cannot produce in sufficient quantities.
I agree with Bloodsage on this one, personally. Any condition that makes it necessary to take in human blood is, almost definitely, psychosomatic.
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King Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
There probably is some condition like that, but I doubt that a bunch of kids on the net who glorify it by calling themselves "vampyres" really have it.It's just a lure to get attention.
From what I've read, this ACD isnt exactly glorifying it.
And what exactly makes you think he wants your, or anyone else on this boards attention? Just because he's trying to explain something to you, it makes him an attention whore?
Did you ever think about the fact that maybe (just a maybe here) they meet and discuss it on the net because they have no one else to talk to about it where they live? Also, dont you think its possible they only call it vampirism (or vampyre, whatever) because there is no scientific name for that kind of disease yet? I mean, what else would you think if you had severe headaches until one day you happened upon a little blood(dont ask how) and all of a sudden the headaches went away?
edit: and it could very well be psychosomatic, but a psychosomatic disease, to the person that has it, is just as real as any disease. [ 01-12-2004: Message edited by: Puggy ]
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From the book of Puggy, chapter 3, verse 16:
From what I've read, this ACD isnt exactly glorifying it.And what exactly makes you think he wants your, or anyone else on this boards attention? Just because he's trying to explain something to you, it makes him an attention whore?
Since we clearly don't care, why does he continue to preach it? He wants attention; no matter what he may say or what you may think, he wants attention. It's a basic human need and people go about getting it different ways, glorifying an imaginary disease is hardly original.
Now, whatever his intentions may be, I don't care. Nothing will change my mind because I can clearly see what he wants. There's nothing wrong with it at all, but we can all see what it truly is. It's not an explanation of a disease at all.
If he wants to continue fighting about it, it will only serve to strengthen my theory. People crave attention and they'll do most anything to get it.
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King Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
People crave attention and they'll do most anything to get it.
Even go to NYC to fihgt vmapyre nija druglords?
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This insanity brought to you by Puggy:
From what I've read, this ACD isnt exactly glorifying it.And what exactly makes you think he wants your, or anyone else on this boards attention? Just because he's trying to explain something to you, it makes him an attention whore?
Did you ever think about the fact that maybe (just a maybe here) they meet and discuss it on the net because they have no one else to talk to about it where they live? Also, dont you think its possible they only call it vampirism (or vampyre, whatever) because there is no scientific name for that kind of disease yet? I mean, what else would you think if you had severe headaches until one day you happened upon a little blood(dont ask how) and all of a sudden the headaches went away?
edit: and it could very well be psychosomatic, but a psychosomatic disease, to the person that has it, is just as real as any disease.
^^^^
That said, *5*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Goddammit, you people need to do these things when I'm NOT on vacation. No more hilarity for another week!That said, *5*
hey it's karnaj
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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There probably is some condition like that, but I doubt that a bunch of kids on the net who glorify it by calling themselves "vampyres" really have it.
i actualy dislike the term. but it gives the younger ones soemthing to identify with, and a blanket term helps give a sense of unity (something many of the younger ones desperatly need). in any event, it's all we'v got.
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Since we clearly don't care, why does he continue to preach it? He wants attention; no matter what he may say or what you may think, he wants attention. It's a basic human need and people go about getting it different ways, glorifying an imaginary disease is hardly original.
think what you like. i just come here whne i'm board and theres nothing else to do.
and, just for the record, i don't discount the possibility that it could be psychopsumatic. i'm curently doing research for a paper i'm writing for my argumenative writing class on a medical explination for it all. i belive i'm onto somthing to. BUT okums razor tells us that it is far more likely that it is psychopseumatic. however, i felt all the symptoms before i loged onto a vampire web sight, they did intisify after i began drinking blood (one of the reasons i'v ofetn thought myself nuts), but i just take solice in the fact that i felt "the thirts" and all the other symptoms (in what ever degree) befor i found any online vamp sights. this issue has been the source of many a sleeples night.
Is a side effect of beign a vampire horrible English and Spelling skills?
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angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about the Spice Girls:
i'm slightly dyslxsic. i have a tendincy to begin tyoing the next word ina sentance beforei finish the word i'm curnetly typing. couses a lot of typos, wich spell check usualy takes care of... but no such luck here. and i'm not oging to put anything through a word procesor for this board.
If you don't want to put effort into your posts, why should any of us put effort into reading them?
Another fellow who thinks it's our duty to adapt to him. Arrogant newcomers are far too much of a problem these days. [ 01-13-2004: Message edited by: King Parcelan ]
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angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about Tron:
you make a valid point. but when all i'm confronted with are chialdish insults and close minded, arrogant, harping; why should i care?
Well, the next question then is; Why do you stay around here if all you are reading are "Childish insults, closed-minded and arrogant harping"?
It does seem to support the attention seeking theory if you only see the negative on this board, yet continue to come back for more.
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This insanity brought to you by Trent:
Well, the next question then is; Why do you stay around here if all you are reading are "Childish insults, closed-minded and arrogant harping"?It does seem to support the attention seeking theory if you only see the negative on this board, yet continue to come back for more.
Clearly I am correct, yet again. As such, I must request a donation for the Foundation of Proving That Parcelan is Always Right, Dorks (FPTPARD). Just blow a raspberry, that's a lot like what our acronym sounds like.
Should I put you down for 1000 dollars?
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angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
it's 1:25 am, and i have absolutly nothing else better to be doing.
And BAM! Right on schedule, a slightly modified form of "Your antics amuse me."
Vampires have no originality to them.
fact of the matter is: it is 1:25 (sorry, 1:28)am, and i don't have anything better to be doing. and, it just so happnes that oyur antics DO amuse me, slightly, but enought to keep me from watching infomercials.
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angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
fact of the matter is: it is 1:25 (sorry, 1:28)am, and i don't have anything better to be doing. and, it just so happnes that oyur antics DO amuse me, slightly, but enought to keep me from watching infomercials.
Yeah, I thought so. With no rebuttal to the accusation of attention whoring other than a dumb grin and a shrug, you back up to old, overused antics like this.
It won't be too long before my point is proven entirely.
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Yeah, I thought so. With no rebuttal to the accusation of attention whoring other than a dumb grin and a shrug, you back up to old, overused antics like this.
did it ever occur to you that i actually might not give a damn about you in any way shape or form; and that i really just am using you to amuse myself. if i cared i would insult you (and god knows it would be easy to do).
and, what antics, exactly? [ 01-13-2004: Message edited by: angelus_cretus_deus ]
"I just use you to amuse me." Perhaps one of the most drawn-out cliches in the book, most often used by the ignorant and new alike. And then backed up with a misspelled "if I cared enough, I could own you" cliche.
You're not too good at this, my lazy retarded "slightly dyslexic" friend.
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angelus_cretus_deus thought about the meaning of life:
you make a valid point. but when all i'm confronted with are chialdish insults and close minded, arrogant, harping; why should i care?
What do you expect when every one of your posts reads like they were written by a cracked up giraffe with a pencil sticking out of his ass?
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first of, that Kasoni kid dose not represent us. he's a lunatic, and personaly, i think he's shizophrenic.
You're in no position to judge anyone.
"you'v wone, i'm just a whiny and patheci kid looking for atention. my dad ran out on my mom,and being a vampire is the only way i can fit in."
dose that make you happy. i hope it dose. sniker on that while you play your little games. i realized a few moments ago just how little i acutlay care aobut any of this (tho, you'll probably use my act of writing a letter itself in some way. hell i would, you'd be stupid not to. but really it's jsut becosue of that one guy who "devils advocated" me). this is a board about games. your the ones who spend your time living out fantasy. hell, i may very well be deluted and nutso, but at least i live my life.
you know what, it dos'nt even matter. you'v won, if it makes oyu happy, if it gets you off. i just don't care any more. this jsut is'nt worth my time. i get no pleasure form this, but you, you seem to relish in it. in seemingly (at least in your own mind) prooving a line of text on a computer screen wrong. honestly, who is the sick one?
well, toodles all.
and have fun living it up, as i'm sure you will.
I couldn't have asked for a better finish.
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King Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
And, as the ultimate surrender, the ever-loved "I'm above this! I admit it! You were right! I'll be back when you're ready to discuss my real, not-made-up condition like an adalat...adullut...adul...GROWN-UP!"I couldn't have asked for a better finish.
Oh, but he used BIG WORDS.
He's obviously smarter than that pile of shit in the corner...well then again, maybe not.
On another note: Karnaj, stop shitting in the corner.
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Naimah impressed everyone with:
Wow, that's almost as bad as Mog... Almost.
That's borderline Kagrama.
