EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Vampires need doctors too
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-11-2004 03:31:23 PM
Hrmm.

Anyone save any of it? I saw bloodsage post something, but nothing else.

I knew the mods over there went on a deleting spree, but we cant exactly check to see if they missed anything(I never did see what you guys did exactly, so I dont know how obvious it was aside from being very funny to all involved that wasnt a local)

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-11-2004 04:49:37 PM
All I did was tell them they weren't hacked, and that anyone who thought threads being bumped by new posts was "hacking" was pretty naive.

/shrug

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-11-2004 05:03:26 PM
Wow.

That makes me wish Id seen that even more.

Bumping a thread = Mad Hax? What?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-11-2004 05:13:52 PM
That, and they thought they were hacked after Waisz voted 1's on all the threads.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-11-2004 05:16:05 PM
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-11-2004 07:24:39 PM
quote:
Demos's fortune cookie read:
That, and they thought they were hacked after Waisz voted 1's on all the threads.

OMG! Drysart! You left a security hole right in the very boards!

Imagine the horrors that could erupt if someone were to click that sneering black&white face!




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-11-2004 08:06:49 PM
quote:
Kasoni's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Actually they banned you from being from here. There is also a new rule.. Lady S mentioned it, something about no more people from gaming boards being allowed in


LOL!!!!!!!!

and it ocudl problay be argued theat ec is no longer a game site


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Alaan
posted 01-11-2004 08:16:48 PM
7/20 of the current threads on page are game related.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-11-2004 08:42:06 PM
Why is VINCENT WEAK!?!?
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-11-2004 08:45:02 PM
Now, why can't these vampires be like the cooler vampires? Why can't they crave chocolate cereal instead of the blood of the living, like Count Chocula? Or why can't they crave knowledge, like our friend the Count?

Now those are original ideas, as opposed to this whole sort of "blah blah! BLOOD! ANGST!" stuff.

As such, I declare myself to be the first fiber vampire! I rise from my grave to feast upon the vegetation of the living!

Maradon!
posted 01-11-2004 10:24:26 PM
Waisz so totally fucked up that invasion.

For starters, he blew my fucking cover with a lame ass flame. I'm still pissed at that. Then he threw them into a hacker panic by voting 1 on every thread.

Really I didn't want there to be an invasion, what I wanted was to post a single incredibly inflammatory thread, wait for their heated replies, then logically shatter their precious little illusions.

If I had wanted to irritate them I'd have spammed them, but that's just stupid and juvenile. Reading those posts full of melodrama and ridiculous self-delusion instilled in me a powerful desire to get them thinking "Hay, maybe I really am just pretending I have to drink blood so I can feel like I fit in."

While a little of that did happen, the overall effect was blunted by the mass of irritating, mocking, spam joke-posts. Now whoever read the posts automatically pidgeon-holed any sentiment conveyed as "trollhacking" and discounted it entirely. My intended goal of causing at least some of them to re-evaluate their sorry lives was ruined.

[ 01-11-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-11-2004 10:27:31 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Waisz so totally fucked up that invasion.

For starters, he blew my fucking cover with a lame ass flame. I'm still pissed at that. Then he threw them into a hacker panic by voting 1 on every thread.

Really I didn't want there to be an invasion, what I wanted was to post a single incredibly inflammatory thread, wait for their heated replies, then logically shatter their precious little illusions.

If I had wanted to irritate them I'd have spammed them, but that's just stupid and juvenile. Reading those posts full of melodrama and ridiculous self-delusion instilled in me a powerful desire to get them thinking "Hay, maybe I really am just pretending I have to drink blood so I can feel like I fit in."

While a little of that did happen, the overall effect was blunted by the mass of irritating, mocking, spam joke-posts. Now whoever read the posts automatically pidgeon-holed any sentiment conveyed as "trollhacking" and discounted it entirely. My intended goal of causing at least some of them to re-evaluate their sorry lives was ruined.


You should've acted first, then.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-11-2004 10:28:17 PM
I dunno, I kinda liked Skaw as Richter Belmont.
Maradon!
posted 01-11-2004 10:28:37 PM
quote:
This one time, at Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz camp:
You should've acted first, then.

Sorry, it takes a wee bit longer to type up a three paragraph flame than it does to type "vampires are fake."

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-11-2004 10:30:35 PM
quote:
Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Sorry, it takes a wee bit longer to type up a three paragraph flame than it does to type "vampires are fake."

I really kinda find it funny that you think no one else was going to post beside you. The end result would've still been the same; many people post and they think they're "invaded". There's not a way around that.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Maradon!
posted 01-11-2004 10:33:15 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I really kinda find it funny that you think no one else was going to post beside you. The end result would've still been the same; many people post and they think they're "invaded". There's not a way around that.

That was just short sightedness on my part - I didn't think anyone else was really interested in posting there and if I'd stopped to consider it I would have requested everyone at least wait until I had a chance to play some games with them.

I am the only one who said he'd be posting there.

[ 01-11-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-11-2004 10:34:36 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Maradon! said this:
That was just short sightedness on my part - I didn't think anyone else was really interested in posting there and if I'd stopped to consider it I would have requested everyone at least wait until I had a chance to play some games with them.

I am the only one who said he'd be posting there.


Why are you blaming me, then?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Maradon!
posted 01-11-2004 10:36:03 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz stammered:
Why are you blaming me, then?

you got me there. I guess it was my fault

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-12-2004 12:15:29 AM
tis a shame, i wodul have preferd mara's mind gamesto fifteenthousnad vmapires r fake we got

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:24:05 AM
guess whos back, and board enugh to give a shit...

first of, that Kasoni kid dose not represent us. he's a lunatic, and personaly, i think he's shizophrenic.

secondly (i have nothing better to do, so i'll jsut explain a few things to everyone).

i am not a roal player, nor do i enjoy roal playing games of any kind. i think that there juvinial and that my time could much be better spent reading a book, or drilling a whole into my head. i did'nt want to be a vampire, honestly i fucking hate it. done nothing but make my life misserable (tho, i did have a hand in that myself). i know full well (and from first had experiace) that vamparism is not cool, or sexy, or any of that crap. hell, i do my best to jsut cary on a normal life. we'ar not all goth kids with "i'm 16 and angry at my father" complex's. perosnly, i find the whole goth movment silly. you would be suprised jsut how many adults (parents, and grandparents in fact) are "vampires". this guy that wanted to do a sword fight thing, redicuos, he dose not represent us. you want to know what being a vmapire is like, well it blows. i hate every minute of it, but theres nothing i can do to change it (psychopsumatic or mot, i am what i am). i'v tried, many times in fact, to "get over it". i jsut wound up sick, in pain, and sunburnt.

my life is not glamorous at all.
i wake up, i work out, i go to school, i go to work, i read, i go to bed. thats it. mayeb i try to scare up a little tail every other weekend or so, but thats about it. i'm a normal guy, i just happend to have a very wierd set of problems. i don't personaly buy into this whole "kin" bullshit, i think there all nuts. but if it makes them happy to have an explination for everything, why fuck with them.

i'll concied that a lot, and i mena A LOT, of "vampires" are winy goths, kids who wnat to fit in, and just lame,sad people with nothing better to do. but ther are thos of us who did'nt choose this life. we hurt, all the time, and we found a way to make it go away (drinking a little blood every now and again). i don't hurt any one, i get my shit form a butcher, and if you where to hang out with me, youd think i was a pretty cool cat (most people do, tho, they don't know). what i'm getting at here is this: i'm a normal guy. so i dirnk blood, and for what ever reason, it makes the pain i feel (and trust me, oyu have no idea), go away. and i keep it to myself. hell, my girlfriend dos'nt know.

who do i hurt? why do you feel the need to ridicule a group of people that already have neough problems to deal with?

well, i'll be back when i'm board enough to care about what you wrote... till then, toodles.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:26:20 AM
Vampirism, much like many diseases, was invented solely to get attention.

So, I don't think there's anything wrong with you, you just crave what all people do.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2004 12:32:32 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when angelus_cretus_deus wrote:
(and trust me, oyu have no idea)

Oh, you'd be suprised.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-12-2004 12:35:30 AM
You know Mr. Vampire, I take a lot of offense to you saying goths are lame, I'm usually pretty good about ignoring it, or letting it slide. This isn't one of those times.

Sterotypes are bad. I imagine you do not like all the things people say about the vampire stuff that you consider un-true. Well, I don't quite like people laying out blanket statements about goths.

So, I nicely ask you to knock it off.

Sean
posted 01-12-2004 12:36:34 AM
quote:
Mortious's fortune cookie read:
Oh, you'd be suprised.

Sit on your nuts again?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:37:07 AM
if i wanted attention, would'nt i be flaunting this. i spend most of my life tryign to hide it from people. that, and i'm not a "people person", i never have been. i don't really care what people think of me, bad or good. non of it really matters to me much.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2004 12:37:40 AM
quote:
Sean wrote:
Sit on your nuts again?

Yes.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:38:59 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when angelus_cretus_deus wrote:
if i wanted attention, would'nt i be flaunting this. i spend most of my life tryign to hide it from people. that, and i'm not a "people person", i never have been. i don't really care what people think of me, bad or good. non of it really matters to me much.

Yes you would. And you're just making it up.

You sing the same old song: "Woe is me, you can't imagine the pain I feel deep inside". Like all good songwriters, however, you just change the words around.

Sorry. I'm always right, and I know full well that you're making all this up to get attention wherever you can.

Good luck in life

angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:39:16 AM
quote:
You know Mr. Vampire, I take a lot of offense to you saying goths are lame, I'm usually pretty good about ignoring it, or letting it slide. This isn't one of those times.
Sterotypes are bad. I imagine you do not like all the things people say about the vampire stuff that you consider un-true. Well, I don't quite like people laying out blanket statements about goths.

sorry. i do find the whole goth culter a bit distasteful, but i'll keep my opinions on the subject to myslef. as i'v said before, i'm not here to flam or fight.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-12-2004 12:41:13 AM
quote:
angelus_cretus_deus attempted to be funny by writing:
sorry. i do find the whole goth culter a bit distasteful, but i'll keep my opinions on the subject to myslef. as i'v said before, i'm not here to flam or fight.

flam tap! I love those things so much, they're so fun! ^_^

angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:42:50 AM
quote:
Yes you would. And you're just making it up.

You sing the same old song: "Woe is me, you can't imagine the pain I feel deep inside". Like all good songwriters, however, you just change the words around.

Sorry. I'm always right, and I know full well that you're making all this up to get attention wherever you can.

Good luck in life


it's funny, you see me as i saw them when i first came into all this. i supose it's a natural reaction, and i can't blame you for having it (hell, it's the only sain thing to think, that i'm some pathetic kid who jsut makes shit up for atention). so, i guess i have no right ot be pissed at you, do i? it would be rather arrogant and stupid of me to get offended buy your not beliving me, would'nt it?

Sean
posted 01-12-2004 12:44:34 AM
Are you wearing gloves as you try to type, or do your black fake nails keep hitting other keys on accident?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Gadani
U
posted 01-12-2004 12:44:54 AM
Oh my god! Someone registered recently and is POSTING on OUR board! We must be getting hacked! BAN BAN BAN!#.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:45:16 AM
quote:
angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about Captain Planet:
it's funny, you see me as i saw them when i first came into all this. i supose it's a natural reaction, and i can't blame you for having it (hell, it's the only sain thing to think, that i'm some pathetic kid who jsut makes shit up for atention). so, i guess i have no right ot be pissed at you, do i? it would be rather arrogant and stupid of me to get offended buy your not beliving me, would'nt it?

You don't have to believe me, but that won't change the fact that I'm right. The only disease you have is a deficit in your attention reserves.

I don't believe in feeding that sort of thing, though. Neither do a lot of people. When you're ready to admit that you're nothing but an attention-starved friend, we'll be more than happy to take you seriously.

But whatever, if you want to keep living your lie, go right ahead. Just don't expect us to believe you.

angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:49:27 AM
quote:
You don't have to believe me

i don't understand.
i belive that you don't belive me, and i'm fine with it. if that's what your talking about?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2004 12:50:03 AM
I have a confession to make.

I am a vampire and

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:53:58 AM
quote:
angelus_cretus_deus had this to say about (_|_):
i don't understand.
i belive that you don't belive me, and i'm fine with it. if that's what your talking about?

It means, no matter what you do or say, you'll never be a vampire, this "condition" you have will never exist and you'll always just be hungry for attention.

There you go.

angelus_cretus_deus
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:59:19 AM
quote:
I have a confession to make.
I am a vampire and

... it's boring as all hell is'nt it? unless your jsut making a jab at me. in wich case, you could at least have the good grace to finish your insult.

Gadani
U
posted 01-12-2004 01:04:55 AM
^^^^


quote:
angelus_cretus_deus's fortune cookie read:
... it's boring as all hell is'nt it? unless your jsut making a jab at me. in wich case, you could at least have the good grace to finish your insult.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 01:07:31 AM
So what is it that makes you think you're a vampire?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 01:10:20 AM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
So what is it that makes you think you're a vampire?

He saw how hot the vampire chicks were and decided he could try to score with them by becoming one of them.

Similar to the reason I became a chaste paladin for the priestesses. Boy, who would've thought how bad that turned out?

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: