Not my style. [ 01-09-2004: Message edited by: Mortious ]
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Alaan's account was hax0red to write:
Probably since we had a member that was going to "fight" some "vampires".
That whole episode was possibly the funniest thing I've ever read here.
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Alaan said this about your mom:
We generally aren't a bunch of asshats unless someone deserves it.
Speak for yourself!
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Mortious had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
For the record, I didn't post on the Vampire forum, nor did I make an account there. I went and read what you'd all posted, chuckled a bit, and left.Not my style.
I to did not post or make an account, but that was the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen. I mean who would waste there time to create a place like that, but if they actually think they are vampires thats their problems.
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As for Cysa The Clown's posting I must say you are outright insane if you actually beilve that. There are thousand vampire communities on yahoo alone (3000 some). There is no way to cause issolation, not to mention the vampire (or even vampyer) communities do not reach out for memebers, they sit back and wait for someone to be in need and looking for information. No matter how isolated they become they can still be found by those looking for them (and infact you would be HELPING them get ride of the delusional role players that think it's just a game).
Using your logic on this the USA could attack france to shut them out of world afairs. That's not going to work, and everyone would see it as the USA trying to shut someone up that doesn't agree with their reality.
omg I don't like you at all whine bitch moan. What the fuck is wrong with you delusional vampires dumbasses. Vampires do not EXIST! Nothing in your pathetic minds can make this fact go away. The only slight similarity to vampirism is Vlad the impaler, who was in fact CANNABALISTIC, and was the origin for many a vampire myths, including just about all the versions where they only drink blood. Vampires are not cool, sexy, or sleek. While yes they can be fun to role play, but the important fact in that is that all role playing is FICTION! I swear to christ if I have to put up with another whiny teen punk who doesn't fit in so they decide the problem is with everyone else, I'm gonna kill the lot of you.
I am not a nice person, nor do I ever pretend to be, but I'm fairly based in reality despite the insanity I display on a regular basis. I do role play, but when I do I remember that it is fiction, that I cannot do what I'm roleplaying and I am not the character I am roleplaying as. If you wish to go about your fantasies fine, fuck it, I don't care at this point. But if you try to convince me or anyone else that you really are a vampire, or if you try and "recruit", then you will be labeled with the damn CRAZY stamp and I will see to it myself that you are locked away or exterminated.
Back to reminding you people where vampires came from. Realisticly there is no such thing is a proud or noble vampire. Praising your Vampire heritage is like saying: "Sweet my great great grandfather was in charge of a concentration camp". Its fucking stupid, you cannot decide to ignore somethings origins because they are not as cool as some one else's fictions.
I'd rant some more, but gotta go watch Boon Dock Saints
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read this
Oh and on the topic of spell checkers look up 'aspell' and 'iespell' both give you the ability to right-click spell-check your posts without any copy-pasting into other programs. [ 01-09-2004: Message edited by: Shazorx / Modrakien ]
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Kasoni had this to say about pies:
As for what the 'attack' was caused by, from what I gathered from second hand chat information (someone from the vamp board talking to someone from here or something) there was some role player vampyer (note the y)that was just fucked up in the head and attacked someone.
If that is so, you must remeber I could go and add Evercrest to my profile and attack a dozenor so communities to get them to attack you. Hell I could even make my sig and stuff look like one of your members and just cause you people a lot of problems, would that mean I was the person I inpersonated? No i'd just be a fucking asshole hoaxer trying to cause trouble. So just because someone says they are a vampire don't beilve, hell it would be a good point that they are NOT one if they openly admit it anywhere other than a support site. I mean when someone walks around with white powder on thier face and fake fangs in their mouth and say they are a vamire, you really going to beilve they are? Even if they mean vampyre (with y it's a stylist, someone that just likes possing as one, lol).
Awhile back somsone here claiemd he was goign to newyork to fight drugdealing goth vampyres ina swordfight ot the death, then someone posted the link to your forum as an offhand refrence to it, more makeing fun of the above mentioend persont hen you, , he even said in irc he kinda felt bad when everyone started posting and he didnt wnat them to do that
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Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
For the record, I didn't post on the Vampire forum, nor did I make an account there. I went and read what you'd all posted, chuckled a bit, and left.Not my style.
and for the record, i was abnned, and all i posted overtheir was two posts, one agreeing with oz that we shoudlnt be doing tis,a dn the other asking politly who theri goign to "report" us to
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Shazorx / Modrakien was listening to Cher while typing:
Cysa dude tone it down a bit, I doubt you'll be personally seeing to anyone being exterminated in the near future, one could think your parents were killed by orcish vampires from the anger you display.Oh and on the topic of spell checkers look up 'aspell' and 'iespell' both give you the ability to right-click spell-check your posts without any copy-pasting into other programs.
eh, I'm always angry, don't know why. I just need a topic to go off on most of the time.
omg, fucking vegetarian vampires
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
That whole episode was possibly the funniest thing I've ever read here.
You know, I completely missed it, too...
Why did they have to bring their stupidity over here when I was on vacation? This could've been so much fun.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tarquinn was all like:
I was banned for saying that I like my steak bloody red.omg, fucking vegetarian vampires
I was finally banned. . .but I think it was only after they came over here and saw what I thought of them.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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ACES! Another post by Tarquinn:
I was banned for saying that I like my steak bloody red.omg, fucking vegetarian vampires
Actually they banned you from being from here. There is also a new rule.. Lady S mentioned it, something about no more people from gaming boards being allowed in. However my question is how can you tell where someone is from.
I personaly wish they would create a Role Playing board to let the Vampyres be seperate from the vampires.
Oh and on the sword fight, that's fucked up. Why would you travle to have a sword fight, not to mention with someone that would admit to being a vampire openly, not to mention the 'to the death' part. Some people are just fucked up, however that doesn't mean everyone who thinks they are a vampire are (just a few of them, after all a million people quitely talking, and one screaming, who do you hear? )
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omg I don't like you at all whine bitch moan. What the fuck is wrong with you {insert the rest of the mindless dribble here}
[ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: Kasoni ]
Can you say "psychosomatic"? Or, better yet, "drama queen."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And I thought the question mark was supposed to be within the quotes, much like your period is in the next line. Is that not how it's supposed to be, or was that just a typo from ye olde English genius.
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Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Can you say "psychosomatic"? Or, better yet, "drama queen."
Psychosomatic problems are just as real as any other kind - the person has zero control over it, and even though it is rooted in their psyche it affects them physiologically as well.
Not saying, mind you, that this makes these people any less amusing or that they even have a psychosomatic issue (they probably don't even have that, which is in all probability the only way they could be vampires).
Incidentally, from what I gather Kasoni, you're a pretty cool cat. Just don't get too militant on the vampiricness, and maybe improve your grammar/spelling a bit and not even Bloodsage here will be able to touch you!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Snoota had this to say about Duck Tales:
Can you say, "Dairy Queen?"And I thought the question mark was supposed to be within the quotes, much like your period is in the next line. Is that not how it's supposed to be, or was that just a typo from ye olde English genius.
Don't hold me to this, but I think that the only punctuation marks you put inside of quotations is commas and periods...unless the punctuation is a part of the quotation..or something.
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Suddar said this about your mom:
Don't hold me to this, but I think that the only punctuation marks you put inside of quotations is commas and periods...unless the punctuation is a part of the quotation..or something.
I'm pretty sure this is correct.
Like if I were alarmed about that statement I would be
"And then he said 'I'm pretty sure this is correct'!"
but if the statement itself had been in alarm I'd be all like
"And then he said 'I'm pretty sure this is correct!'"
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Psychosomatic problems are just as real as any other kind - the person has zero control over it, and even though it is rooted in their psyche it affects them physiologically as well.Not saying, mind you, that this makes these people any less amusing or that they even have a psychosomatic issue (they probably don't even have that, which is in all probability the only way they could be vampires).
Incidentally, from what I gather Kasoni, you're a pretty cool cat. Just don't get too militant on the vampiricness, and maybe improve your grammar/spelling a bit and not even Bloodsage here will be able to touch you!
Actually, psychosomatic problems--pretty much by definition--are not as real as other problems, in that they have no physical basis, existing solely due to a person's angst or stupidity. I haven't the least shred of sympathy for anyone who talks themselves into being sick through sheer unwillingness to accept reality. And even that's giving them benefit of the doubt by not assuming they're all just poor liars who gather together in the name of reinforcing each others' deceit.
Anyone who convinces themselves they have such a problem. . .and then creates/visits a web site with such useful coaching on exactly what to tell (or not tell) doctors, deserves pretty much any grief they run across.
Further, don't you love the ridiculous drama of overblown statements like, "Do your worst; better men than you have tried to kill me!"?
Finally, anyone who communicates so poorly should probably avoid wrapping themselves in sophisticated, worldy airs while preaching about the limits of modern understanding. It just looks silly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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From the book of Kasoni, chapter 3, verse 16:
There is also a new rule.. Lady S mentioned it, something about no more people from gaming boards being allowed in.
That sucks, but I least I finally realuize the connection between being a vampire and being goth.
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Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Actually, psychosomatic problems--pretty much by definition--are not as real as other problems, in that they have no physical basis, existing solely due to a person's angst or stupidity. I haven't the least shred of sympathy for anyone who talks themselves into being sick through sheer unwillingness to accept reality. And even that's giving them benefit of the doubt by not assuming they're all just poor liars who gather together in the name of reinforcing each others' deceit.
After some therapy lessons, well two months of an daily 8 hour schedule actually, he got rid of his pain.
While I assume that you're mostly reffering to to people pretending to be vampires solely for the purpose of drama, saying that people who suffer from psychosomatic problems are all angsty, stupid or both seems to be an ignorant generalization and very opinionated.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Tarquinn wrote:
A friend of mine suffers(ed) from terrible pain in his knees. Sometimes it was so bad that he could barely move. He is an intelligent, non angsty, altruistic person and he never made a drama out of his problem. And no, he isn't a Goth either.
After enduring every test known to mankind, the doctors told him that they cannot find a physical explantaion for his pain; that the pain he is suffering from must be psychosmatic.After some therapy lessons, well two months of an daily 8 hour schedule actually, he got rid of his pain.
While I assume that you're mostly reffering to to people pretending to be vampires solely for the purpose of drama, saying that people who suffer from psychosomatic problems are all angsty, stupid or both seems to be an ignorant generalization and very opinionated.
How could an intelligent, well-adjusted person possibly have a psychosomatic problem?
I'll stand by what I said, thanks. 
I'll also buy the chance of a misdiagnosed knee problem much more readily than, "Onos I'm a vampire!" which is obviously bullshit.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
How could an intelligent, well-adjusted person possibly have a psychosomatic problem?I'll stand by what I said, thanks.
I'll also buy the chance of a misdiagnosed knee problem much more readily than, "Onos I'm a vampire!" which is obviously bullshit.
But let me expand on that.
Is, in your opinion, every person who suffers from a purely psychological problem unworthy of your respect?
The vampirism thing generally runs in families with extensive history of hemophilia and other bloodborn diseases. Your body has difficulty processing the necessary components into new red blood cells. In the past, this meant that at onset your body started to rot, more or less, as the tissues starved. In the modern day, there's medication to treat it, and often involves bone marrow transplants (sometimes several over a period of several years), and in extreme cases and emergencies, outright transfusions. The reason why it's not a well-known disease is that the vast majority of people inflicted with it die pretty quickly. It's not a pretty situation. And certainly not the basis for the vampires of legend (more on that later).
Lycanthropy (there's just as big a "weres" community out there as there is a "vampire" community) is, linguistically, only referring to the wolf-people disease. So most "werebeasts" out there aren't even using the right word for what they think they are. And there is a dementia popularly referred to as lycanthropy, where a person enters frenzied, destructive, noncommunicative and none-to-cunning state of mind. But compared to the sort of dangerous, frenzied furies people on, say, PCP get into, it's not nearly as dangerous. Also keep in mind that diseases common in the dark and middle ages (Syphillis, rabies, etc) cause damage to the brain and eventual derangement.
It's not terribly difficult to dig up the facts on these two tragic real world diseases, and doing so makes it all the more laughable when droves of people associate themselves with vampires as a real thing, or werebeasts as a real thing. Moreover, there's people with serious mental problems who think they're vampires and werewolves...just like there's crazy people who think they're God and Napoleon.
Besides, and this is something no little vampire fanboys or fangirls want to admit...idolizing vampires and werewolves is tantamount to idolizing rapists and serial killers. Don't try to deny it. And if for no other reason, I can look down on people who take the vampire and werewolf things far too seriously because I don't idolize rapists and serial killers.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tarquinn said:
He didn't know and couldn't explain it either.But let me expand on that.
Is, in your opinion, every person who suffers from a purely psychological problem unworthy of your respect?
Depends upon the problem, and their response to it.
I can say with utter certainty that no one who thinks he or she is a vampire of any kind is deserving of my respect.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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We were all impressed when Kasoni wrote:
There is also a new rule.. Lady S mentioned it, something about no more people from gaming boards being allowed in.
Crap, I hope I don't turn into a vampire before WoW comes out. I really wanted to play that.
[ 01-11-2004: Message edited by: Cookies & Cream! ]
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Check out the big brain on Elvish Crack Piper!
What was the link to this forum again?
But you need to register to actually view the forums now.
Thats weird.
Is all the stuff ECers posted still there?
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Elvish Crack Piper said this about your mom:
My application was denied!Thats weird.
Is all the stuff ECers posted still there?
Don't know. I keep getting rejected too.
Guess we traumatized them pretty badly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Depends upon the problem, and their response to it.I can say with utter certainty that no one who thinks he or she is a vampire of any kind is deserving of my respect.
Yea, I think I can agree with both points.
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
There's a note saying they're not accepting new members.Guess we traumatized them pretty badly.
All I get is "application rejected" and a blank white page w/o text.
Any ECer care to give me a login that isnt banned?
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Elvish Crack Piper stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
My application was denied!Thats weird.
Is all the stuff ECers posted still there?
Way to read previous pages. Stuff we posted was deleted that night, or the following day.
