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Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Montana: Cowgirl on a horse in front of a cattle drive.
That or one of a chick Hunting and/or Fishing, They issue rifles and rods at birth. 
NJ..Dunno, Here in central jersey you could go with a beach sort of them, possibly bikini on the boardwalk, or more like bikini top and daisy dukes. North Jersey could go with the big haired Italian type at a Bruce Springstein concert. South jersey is like the Pine barrens, the pineys live there..you don't want to draw those.
Since they do have some of the better ones in the country, AFAIK, plus their high public education ranking.For Minnesota, eh... I dunno. We're known for our lakes, *shrug* Could always do something that has to do with farming, too.
Wisconsin is definitely cheeeese. Cheeseheads are freaky. And cows. When I think of Wisconsin, I think of cows.
Iowa sux lololol. Another farming state, I'm not quite too sure what they're known for, aside from the occassional jabs made at them.
Maybe a girl dressed as an orange barrel.
Or, a lab coat with highheeled leather boots that come up to her hips. A stalk of corn in one hand, and the other making a "come here" gesture. Caption "Iowa: We do terrifying things. With corn."
Nebraska: Chef's apron. Cooking a HUGE steak on a grill, while talking on a cell phone.
Missouri: This is the state that gets the Tom Sawyer/Huck Finn look. Trust me. It's the home state of Mark Twain, and where the Tom Sawyer story took place.
Luisiana: Think Mardi Gras.
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Not Trent had this to say about Knight Rider:
Utah: harried looking woman with six kids behind her, one having a tantrum and screaming while another tries to soothe him. Mini-van or huge SUV behind them, and snow covered roads and mountains.
That or having her skipping to church with Book of Mormon in hand! (With snowy mountains and thousands of SUVs behind her).
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If Palador ChibiDragon was a glacier, they'd be a fast one:
Iowa: Highschool outfit with a too-large guy's letterman jacket. The highschool sweetheart look.Or, a lab coat with highheeled leather boots that come up to her hips. A stalk of corn in one hand, and the other making a "come here" gesture. Caption "Iowa: We do terrifying things. With corn."
Iowa should have a girl dressed up in a corn outfit. crotchless, of course.
Trying to give the Six Guns an aged, sepia-western look, and she still needs some shading to boots, hat and such...
And the Completed State Poster....
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Kickarse as usual Fae 
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For Arizona, I'd suggest a Havasu theme... bikini clad on a speed boat. Don't forget beeds.
As for Utah.. a hot momma repellin' off the stones of the Arches National Park. Put her in khaki short shorts and tight black tee.. rrrrrowr!
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*edit because IR dumb without my morning chai! I love the Texas one Fae!!! 
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ACES! Another post by Synjari:
*rightclicksaveas* I love you Fae ;D *snuggles the Texan poster and Pic* =) Mind if I use her anywhere? Credit of course given to ya and linked to dreammedialtd =) But might wanna paste her up somewhere just cause she is TOO damned cool!
Fine by me, I was gonna sell em at a local show for like $35 a print, as poster sizeed framed pieces.
Here is the version with the Logo in it.
And I fixed the bikini line since you all so mean.
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Faelynn LeAndris wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I dunno which one to start working on next...
Mine! Minemineminemine!
Now, rich in the desert. Scottsdale is rich. Scottsdale is supreme.
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Verily, Faelynn LeAndris doth proclaim:
I dunno which one to start working on next...
Alphabetical. *nods*
Ohio first.
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ACES! Another post by Sith Lord Nae:
You youngin's don't know what you are talking about! Arizona has been always and forever known for the Navajo rugs, and the saguaro cactus, and the Indian dolls. tcha!
Funny, I've always thought of Arizona as the "Hotter than Dallas, but much more comfortable" place.
But I'm gonna start on the folow ups, just may be a while until I get things under wraps here.
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Black wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
WE'VE GOT THE KENNEDYS AWWW YEAHHAnd tax. (Or lack thereof.)
Taxachusetts, go, go, go, go, go.
word Black.... I hear ya.
A stuck up girl in a school uniform protesting for a right that no one cares about, in the middle of harvard square. Yup that's taxachusettes.... well the bitchy "think Im smarter than you" part. And oh man, do we have a lot of that part! [ 10-14-2003: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]
Music, Red sox, and beer too. God I love this state.
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Now, to scientifically determine which states truly belong at the top and, more important, the bottom of the national intelligence scale, we need to consider the Five Key Indicators of State Stupidity:1. STATE NICKNAME: For nickname stupidity, no state challenges Indiana, which proudly calls itself "The Hoosier State," even though nobody has a clue what "Hoosier" means. It could be a Native American word meaning "Has sex with caribou."
2. STATE MOTTO: The winner here is Washington, whose motto is get ready to be inspired "By and by."
3. STATE SONG: The state song of Idaho is Here We Have Idaho.
4. OFFICIAL STATE THINGS: Here the competition gets tougher. Alabama, Missouri and Oregon have all declared an Official State Nut. Massachusetts and New Mexico both have an Official State Cookie. Utah has an Official State Cooking Pot. Texas has an Official State Flying Mammal (the Mexican Freetailed Bat). But the winner in this category is a five-way tie among Maine, Michigan, Nebraska, South Dakota and Wisconsin, all of which have taken time out of their busy schedules to declare an Official State Soil.
5. PRESENCE IN THE STATE OF AN ENORMOUS TWINE BALL This indicator applies to states where a resident, seeking to set a world's record for largest ball of twine, spent literally years of his life wrapping twine into an enormous ball that wound up weighing more than eight tons; and THEN, when the individual died, the community, instead of quietly transporting the ball to a landfill and leaving it there, not only built a public gazebo to display the ball as a tourist attraction, but also created an annual festival to celebrate it. According to the Internet site www.roadsideamerica.com, there are believe it or not TWO such states: Minnesota, where the residents of Darwin celebrate "Twine Ball Days"; and Kansas, where the residents of Cawker City hold a "Twine-a-Thon."
So which state, when we weigh all these factors, is the stupidest? This question has no easy answer. No, wait, it does: Kansas. I say this not so much because of the twine ball, but because Lawrence, Kansas, is the home of "Morgan Quitno Press." Consequently it gets a LOT of votes. At least the way we count them here in Florida.
Coincidentally Hoosier has no Meaning, except.
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HOOSIER
Pronunciation: 'hoozhur
Matching Terms: Hoosier State
WordNet Dictionary
Definition: [n] a resident of Indiana
Synonyms: Indianan
Webster's 1913 Dictionary
Definition: \Hoo"sier\, n.
A nickname given to an inhabitant of the State of Indiana.
U.S.
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Faelynn LeAndris painfully thought these words up:
5. PRESENCE IN THE STATE OF AN ENORMOUS TWINE BALL This indicator applies to states where a resident, seeking to set a world's record for largest ball of twine, spent literally years of his life wrapping twine into an enormous ball that wound up weighing more than eight tons; and THEN, when the individual died, the community, instead of quietly transporting the ball to a landfill and leaving it there, not only built a public gazebo to display the ball as a tourist attraction, but also created an annual festival to celebrate it. According to the Internet site www.roadsideamerica.com, there are believe it or not TWO such states: Minnesota, where the residents of Darwin celebrate "Twine Ball Days"; and Kansas, where the residents of Cawker City hold a "Twine-a-Thon."
Yeah But think of it, what is there really to do in Minnesota and Kansas other than fabricate massive spheroids of cordage? Tip Cows?
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Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
<bribes Fae with cookies> Do the Georgian one next!
Alabama
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From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
Ahhh<sniffles>
Alphabetical...
Alaska after that.... wtf... ALASKA...
<bites Xyrra> Rawr!
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This insanity brought to you by Faelynn LeAndris:
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Awwww, that makes Washington 4th from last...
