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Kansas: Girl running through a unending field of wheat in a farmer's daughter style dress.
Nebraska: Same as Kansas but girl runs through an unending field of corn
Idaho: Same as Kansas but running through a potato patch. 
California: Blonde chick in a bikini wearing rollerblades holding a surfboard at the ocean with the mountains and a red convertible in the background.
Wyoming: Chick on a horse going through dry hill country.
Alabama: Fat black chick in rags with baby in one arm and four small kids surrounding her.
Arkansas: Add in the fact that the chick is schizophrenic.
That's all for now. I'll post more later
If she has to be fully clothed, then hell if I know. We have a mixture of everything in this state... farmer hicks, city jocks, beachwear, factory workers... etc... for the scenery I really guess it depends if you want her to represent NE Illionis ("chicagoland") or SW IL ("hicksville")~
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Wouldn't that be more along Nevada (For Vegas) don't ya think? (Not discrediting the suggestion, it is thankfully noted, just wantin to see if that is good enough for Arizona?)
You think we're not rich? Have you been to Arizona lately?
Probaly something to do with Sal.. no to many fish jokes..
Hmm... Totempoles maybe, done with NW native design outfit...
Or, Chicka with the Space Needle... Or with Frasier... *snickers*
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Hmmm for WA..Probaly something to do with Sal.. no to many fish jokes..
Hmm... Totempoles maybe, done with NW native design outfit...
Or, Chicka with the Space Needle... Or with Frasier... *snickers*
And what's wrong with my theme?
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And what's wrong with my theme?
She can stand with Frasier! ;P
Let's not forget Folklife! Or Hempfest...
quote:Same person, same pose? Or same person, different poses?
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Faelynn LeAndris suddenly said,
FOr the record... gonna be the same person is each one.. So it will be mostly only styles and such that can be changed.
Pennsylvania: The quaker state. 'Nuff said.
I'll let Maradon come up with something better.
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Or same person, different poses?
For Kansas I think I'm gonna go pop culture, and go Dorothy and Toto-ish
The Indian Doll makes the most sense for Arizona, since its a long time staple.
The Southern Belle for Georgia makes the most sense...
The Vermont one sounds more like a southern, Elly, kinda thing... Mississippi, or Tennessee maybe? (Course a Huck Finn type thing makes sense there as well yes?)
And of course Texas gets the Six Guns Loaded.
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California: Blonde chick in a bikini wearing rollerblades holding a surfboard at the ocean with the mountains and a red convertible in the background.
That's all fine and dandy for SoCali, but there's more to the state than beach
For Northern Cal-ee-fornia (teehee) it'd be better to go on a Yosemite theme rather than a beach theme. Lots of trees, mountains, the chick should 'prolly be in rock climing gear.
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Same person, same pose? Or same person, different poses?Pennsylvania: The quaker state. 'Nuff said.
I'll let Maradon come up with something better.
Pennsylvania: Girl in miner's attire. No sleeves, hardhat with light, pickaxe slung over one shoulder. Alittle dirty and infront of a mine.
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Katrinity had this to say about Captain Planet:
Washington: Girl in grunge
Naa... grunge kinda went out... it's been more preppy microsoft and starbuck coffee guzzling...
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[QB]The Vermont one sounds more like a southern, Elly, kinda thing... Mississippi, or Tennessee maybe? (Course a Huck Finn type thing makes sense there as well yes?)
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Only reason I did a farming theme for Vermont is because its the biggest farming state in New England. Something to do with maple syrup would be best for Vermont.
Connecticut: Girl dressed up in Colonial soldier attire.
Nothing else really. ;(
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Could go old school "pilgrim" with Mass.Nothing else really. ;(
Nah. Mass: Girl in a sexy witch costume. Black cat curled up in her arms or near her.
quote:Because nothing screams Massachusetts like the Salem Witch Trials...
Katrinity's mother was good last night.
Nah. Mass: Girl in a sexy witch costume. Black cat curled up in her arms or near her.
Big-breasted Teutonic babe carrying three or four huge beer steins in each hand.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Because nothing screams Massachusetts like the Salem Witch Trials...
No, but it sticks to mind. 
Sobbing babe being anally raped by a tax collector. With a Kennedy watching.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:TaxMassachusetts:Sobbing babe being anally raped by a tax collector. With a Kennedy watching.
I think we are trying to keep this at least PG-13 or R, not NC-17
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Utah: harried looking woman with six kids behind her, one having a tantrum and screaming while another tries to soothe him. Mini-van or huge SUV behind them, and snow covered roads and mountains.
How about a big thing of jello in the shape of a woman? That is the official dessert of Salt Lake City, is it not?
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Utah: Snow bunny with skis and winter apparel
That's not very accurate though.
And yes JJF, it is.. 
Lime Jello, with slivers of carrots in it.
Gah, makes me shudder at the thought.
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That's not very accurate though.And yes JJF, it is..
Lime Jello, with slivers of carrots in it.
Gah, makes me shudder at the thought.
Well if the accurate fails to offer a sexy twist, I'll go for the innaccurate.
You don't exactly see sixgun weilding cowgirls with bareass chaps running around Texas either.... Well, unless you go to the Million Dollar Saloon anyway...
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From the book of Faelynn LeAndris, chapter 3, verse 16:
Well if the accurate fails to offer a sexy twist, I'll go for the innaccurate.
Jello woman offers a sexy twist. It's jiggly.
We don't have anyone sexy in this half.
Except me, oh yeah.
Batty isn't sexy. Oh no.
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That reminds me of one of my favorite philosophical questions: If all state funding is cut to eastern Washington, would anyone notice?
Power and food (wine, too) costs would all raise dramatically. I suppose someone would notice, then.
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Power and food (wine, too) costs would all raise dramatically. I suppose someone would notice, then.
Well we'd probably keep the stuff that benefits us.
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Well we'd probably keep the stuff that benefits us.
Ah, then I suppose no one would notice.
Snowbunny theme seems more like Colorado. Maybe ski suit zipped open rather far?
One of the redneck-ish type states could have her in overalls...just overalls.
Surprised nobody's mentioned the Hawaii dancing girl in lei and grass skirt yet.
No freaking clue what you could do for Indiana or Ohio. Tennessee could have her in some kinda jazz outfit, I dunno.
