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Topic: Banishment
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-05-2003 07:39:29 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Delphi: You have come a long way, but you still have much discipline to learn, I send you to Arcadia.

I have to spend eternity with Gikkwiny?

..

You evil bastard.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-05-2003 07:44:22 PM
*peeks in and awaits assignment*


Where am I headed this time?

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-05-2003 07:44:58 PM
Why the hell not
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 07:49:14 PM
Kirara: Your ridiculousness and deceit forces me to send you to the Bleak Eternities of Gehenna to live forever decieving the master traitors.

Drakkenmaw: Your refusal to do anything properly, like clockwork, has earned you a place in the land of brutal law: Mechanus.

Xyrra: It's to the Abyss with you, to forever serve the Jelly Lord Juiblex.

Pesco: You shall go to the battlefields of Ysgard, to forever fight heroic foes.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 07:50:33 PM
Gee, I hope no one decides to banish me.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 04-05-2003 07:51:37 PM
And here I was hoping to spend some quality time with Loki. Ah well.

*Starts pushing people off the gears.*

Steven Steve
posted 04-05-2003 07:53:40 PM
Foul deeds

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

LeMiere
posted 04-05-2003 08:04:52 PM
Sorry, Banditt.. I'm just three weeks shy of Godliness, you don't stand a chance. I'm already establishing myself as ruler of this plane. Ish MINE!!
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 08:07:55 PM
I'm about three-thousand years into godliness... would you care to retract your statements?

Seriously Lemmy, you need to catch up on what you've missed.

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-05-2003 08:15:54 PM
Hi.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 08:17:24 PM
Jumps

Gah! Dammit BM!

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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LeMiere
posted 04-05-2003 08:19:05 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm about three-thousand years into godliness... would you care to retract your statements?

Seriously Lemmy, you need to catch up on what you've missed.


You're ready to retire then. Mwah.

Maybe someone should tell me what I've been missing. -_-

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 08:22:54 PM
Tell you what, Lemmy. You can have that part of the landscape over there... you step on my part, and you burn, got it?

Log on IRC you lazy bastard!

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-05-2003 08:23:15 PM
I'd still find a way to come back and kick your ass on a regularly reccuring cliche sort of thorn in the side way.

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-05-2003 08:23:46 PM
Wherever it is, it can't be worse than junior high
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-05-2003 08:23:59 PM
*hides in a box*


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 08:49:24 PM
My Luck it's going to be the trash heap one.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-05-2003 08:57:08 PM
quote:
From the book of Iron Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:

MorbId: It's Limbo for you, fucker.


Yay!! MorbId, how low can you go? How low can you go? Every nobody LIMBO!
Maradon!
posted 04-05-2003 09:07:36 PM
Yes!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 09:26:11 PM
Kermitov: Simply because I am feeling evil, and you enjoy flight, I banish you to the airless Plane of Earth! Mwa ha ha ha!

Faz: It's Ysgard for you, so that you can rightly fight all day and all night.

Black Mage: For your hatred and cruelty, I banish you to Gehenna to decieve and punish everyone else I've sent there.

Fae: Because of your overlust, I banish you to the Abyss to forever be the love-slave of Graz'zt the Dark Prince.

Azrael: Your undue ego demands attention, I banish you to the third layer of the Nine Hells to serve the greedy serpent lord Mammon.

Nicole: To Hades with you, gothie.

Peter: You shall accompany Faz to Ysgard, and forever battle amongst the gods and giants.

Maradon: You're a pretty swell fellow, so you get to go to Elysium with Arrenn and Ferret. Enjoy.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-05-2003 09:30:46 PM
Gah, you knew I hated snakes, didn't you?! *screams*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-05-2003 09:34:54 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Kloie: To Hades with you, gothchild.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! But I didn't do anything wrong!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-05-2003 09:50:04 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Delphi Aegis:
I have to spend eternity with Gikkwiny?

..

You evil bastard.


Could be worse. I could have to spend an eternity putting up with you.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-05-2003 09:52:26 PM
rar!
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 09:59:16 PM
I am prepared for banishment.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-05-2003 10:09:39 PM
?
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
nem-x
posted 04-05-2003 10:19:54 PM
Steven Steve
posted 04-05-2003 10:22:52 PM
this rules
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-05-2003 10:34:48 PM
YAY free trip!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-05-2003 10:37:39 PM
Banish me?
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-05-2003 11:04:47 PM
Banish me to the house of pain and pancakes.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-05-2003 11:10:59 PM
*Wee~*
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 04-05-2003 11:15:00 PM
Lets make biscuits! ^_^
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-05-2003 11:18:59 PM
Hit me with your best shot.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-05-2003 11:49:08 PM
OMG, I missed this thread while I was at work

I always miss the good stuff serving idiots for minimum wage

Where am I headed?

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 04-05-2003 11:53:14 PM
Ok, I'm ready. In a "not quite sure what to expect" kinda way.
Oh, and everyone who isn't banished yet gets anything they want out of my kitchen.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-05-2003 11:54:33 PM
quote:
How.... Iron Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Black Mage: For your hatred and cruelty...
Hmmm.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-05-2003 11:54:39 PM
Where am I off to?
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-06-2003 12:00:24 AM
I banish j00 Parce...to the Plane of Tofu Snacks!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Gadani
U
posted 04-06-2003 12:01:05 AM
Pick me..
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