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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 05:05:45 PM
quote:
This one time, at LeMiere camp:
So when I take over Hades and destroy everything in it (including Banditt and Suddar) what do I do next?

Bring it on, Lemmy.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-05-2003 05:06:22 PM
This will be interestiing.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-05-2003 05:07:16 PM
*steps forward*
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 05:07:51 PM
Mr. Glass: Because you hate yourself and wallow in self-pity, I send you to Carceri.

Fizodeth: Because you seek to be something you are not, I send you to the home of the decievers: Gehenna.

D: Your laziness and hatred is a crime, so I send you to Hades, to forever wallow in your sloth.

Vise: Your unjustly inflated ego makes me send you to the Nine Hells of Baator to learn your place in heirarchy.

Janus: I don't know who or what you are, so it's Limbo for you.

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-05-2003 05:08:24 PM
huh
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-05-2003 05:10:53 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):

Janus: I don't know who or what you are, so it's Limbo for you.

Yay! How low can you go?

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-05-2003 05:12:10 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Iron Parcelan said this:
Snoota: Because you are soft and easily hit, I send you to the heroic battlefields of Ysgard to be chased and beaten by heroes of the past.

I protest! I've been in too many fights to count growing up and could kick your ass all over the place.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ryuujin
posted 04-05-2003 05:25:33 PM
Do I need to pack anything?
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-05-2003 05:33:32 PM
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 05:34:56 PM
quote:
Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Robocop:
Do I need to pack anything?

That's a burn waiting to happen...

Anyway, where will you send me, oh vociferous rodent of the plains?


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 05:38:44 PM
Ryuu: Your intentions are often good, but double-sided. Coupled with your intense weirdness, you are a perfect candidate for Bytopia.

Niklas: Quiet and neutral in most matters, I send you to the peaceful kingdoms of Arcadia.

Bloodcookie: You go to the Outlands with Batty.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-05-2003 05:40:59 PM
I was not banished. LIES
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 05:41:43 PM
Banish!? *turns to flee through the cosmos*
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 05:43:03 PM
Lenlalron: Because you are filled with envy and pity, I send you to Carceri...in a seperate room from Lashanna and Addy.

Star Collective: Because you think yourself more than you are, you go to Baator to be bullied by Mephistopheles.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 05:43:43 PM
Prepares for the coming battle with Lemmy.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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LeMiere
posted 04-05-2003 05:50:04 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say about Duck Tales:
Prepares for the coming battle with Lemmy.

I'm sorry, but you'd fail to prepare for my reign of terror, as I'm simply beyond battle.. but not above smiting you ruthlessly. >.< *Brings out the Lowlander sword (You simply can't draw this thing...)*

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-05-2003 05:55:04 PM
(Hides underneath a huge rock) Hee hee he'll never find me.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-05-2003 05:55:26 PM
I'm gone.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 05:58:49 PM
quote:
LeMiere had this to say about (_|_):
I'm sorry, but you'd fail to prepare for my reign of terror, as I'm simply beyond battle.. but not above smiting you ruthlessly. >.< *Brings out the Lowlander sword (You simply can't draw this thing...)*

You obviously remember little to nothing about me then, young one...

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-05-2003 06:03:00 PM
Meeee. ^_^
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

MorbId
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 06:03:29 PM
Adios.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 06:08:10 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Star Collective: Because you think yourself more than you are, you go to Baator to be bullied by Mephistopheles.

It WOULD have to be a lawful evil god . . .
*sighs and is bullied*

h8 u Mephistopheles.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
LeMiere
posted 04-05-2003 06:09:13 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why ArchAngel wrote:
You obviously remember little to nothing about me then, young one...

I remember that you wear a goofy mask and fail to match the highly developed combat skills that I may access. Ohhohohohoho... the bishounen will pwn all!!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 06:11:11 PM
Freschel: As you are chaotic, yet do not accept it, you shall go to Limbo to free your mind.

Terena: As there is no real plane suitable enough for your brand of oddities, I banish you to the Astral Plane.

Ocy: For too long have you battled and fought without reason, you shall go to Arcadia to learn peace.

MorbId: It's Limbo for you, fucker.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 04-05-2003 06:13:00 PM
Do your worst.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 04-05-2003 06:15:55 PM
Laughs...

Oh, that's rich... really, it is.

You've got five minutes to haul your ass off my bleak-ass lawn before I make you a permanent part of the landscape. Please note that I consider this whole plane to be 'my lawn', so I suggest you hurry.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-05-2003 06:16:49 PM
Banishment?

Eek!

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-05-2003 06:22:00 PM
My arm hurts


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 06:27:23 PM
Arrenn: You're a pretty decent fellow who has stuck up for goodness on more than one occasion, you get to go to Elysium. Congratulations.

Trillee: You are whiny and grumpy at times, so you must go to the level of the Abyss belonging to the Yuan-Ti Deity Mershaulk to serve his vile serpent will for eternity.

Lyinar: For your love of battle, I banish you to Acheron to fight for all eternity.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-05-2003 06:42:16 PM
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-05-2003 06:44:05 PM
You going to Send me?

This should be as good as an X10 camera!

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 04-05-2003 06:45:51 PM
I'll have this plane to myself after I kill the guy that's running it currently!

With vise and the others course

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: FrostyMunch ]

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-05-2003 06:46:00 PM
beep.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-05-2003 06:54:32 PM
Banishment? Ohnoes!!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-05-2003 06:58:20 PM
My manhood is to large to fit in an etherial realm.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-05-2003 07:03:40 PM
I await your wise decision, Parcelan.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-05-2003 07:07:17 PM
Death of Rats: Harmless and odd as you are, I banish you to frolick in Bytopia with the rest of the misfits.

Waisz: You have changed from what you once were, and as such, I send you to Limbo: the epitome of change.

Kloie: To Hades with you, gothchild.

Sakkra: Until I know you better, you go to the Outlands.

Blindy: Being of sound body with unsound mind, I send you to Pandemonium.

Delphi: You have come a long way, but you still have much discipline to learn, I send you to Arcadia.

[ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-05-2003 07:19:11 PM
Arcadia is good I guess.

Neutrality is mine!! Bwahahahaha

Razor
posted 04-05-2003 07:23:30 PM
*Floats over to parce holding a plate of chicken wings* last gift to ye dog.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 04-05-2003 07:33:48 PM
*Shrug.* Could be interesting. In fact, I'll help make it more specific:

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