Step right up to recieve your destination.
h0t h0t flames of Hell, here I come!
Snoota: Because you are soft and easily hit, I send you to the heroic battlefields of Ysgard to be chased and beaten by heroes of the past.
Suddar: For your terrible sadness and apathy, I banish you to the plane of Hades to rot in your own depression for eternity.
Banditt: Your good nature, but reluctance and cowardice, has earned you a spot in Hades with Suddar.
Giantt: Your fearlessness, but overwhelming goofiness, has caused me to send you to Ysgard to be a low-level thug who dies in the first wave of every battle.
Lashanna: Because you are a hazard, I banish you to the Prison Plane of Carceri so that you will cause no more trouble. [ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
"How can you ever hope to know the Beloved
Without becoming in every cell the Lover?
And when you are the Lover at last, you don't care.
Whatever you know or don't - only Love is real."
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
vertue: Because I hate you, I send you to Limbo, the plane of chaos.
Falaanla: Because you support causes, but misguided ones, you are sent to the explosive, volcanic plane of Gehenna to learn from the Yogoloths, masters of deceit and treachery, what causes are just.
Ferret: Your pleasant demeanor and freedom from warfare and hatred has earned you a spot in the blessed, pleasant fields of Elysium. Enjoy. [ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
vertue: Because I hate you, I send you to Limbo, the plane of chaos.
WTFY? You hate me is the only reason I get banished? Come on, there has to be something I did wrong to get banished, pleeease?
"How can you ever hope to know the Beloved
Without becoming in every cell the Lover?
And when you are the Lover at last, you don't care.
Whatever you know or don't - only Love is real."
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
LeMiere: No such luck, I banish you to Hades for your apathy and spite.
Kekvit: Too bad, because you're going to Limbo for all the chaos you cause, you crazy mofo.
Cheese: Your nature is innocent, but your sigpic is a perversion of nature. I banish you to the level of the Abyss known as the Brine Flats to serve the dual entity demon prince: Demogorgon.
FrostyMunch: You are small and pitiful, I send you to the first level of Baator, where you will be worked to death by the Baatezu, to reinforce this fact. [ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
Batty: You fit in nowhere else, so I send you to the Outlands: refuse heap of the Planes.
Mortious: Odd and grinding, I send you to Pandemonium: the plane of howling winds and madness.
Gikk: You are good-natured, but not enough to go to Elysium. I banish you to the Lawful domains of Arcadia to learn discipline.
Vorbo: You are friendly, but strangely curious, so I send you to the plane of Bytopia: the two-layered plane in opposition to itself. [ 04-05-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
Addy: Because you are trapped by your envy and desire to be banished to a lower plane, I send you to Carceri.
Zaza: Your megalomania and inflated ego is your downfall! To show you that you are nothing, I banish you to Baator.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Iron Parcelan said:
Rodent_King: You're bizarre, but not enough to warrant banishment to the lower planes, so you go to Bytopia.Addy: Because you are trapped by your envy and desire to be banished to a lower plane, I send you to Carceri.
Zaza: Your megalomania and inflated ego is your downfall! To show you that you are nothing, I banish you to Baator.
... What is Carceri?
Really.
Whatever...
It's not something people hear about.
