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So quoth Karnaj:
the cat's running around on my eyeballs againKEINE BEWEGUNG, GEFANGENE!!
I could definitely do this.
Heck, I could do that too!
Even without an american accent!
... wait ... a german in an american criminial organization (movie) without an american accent would be ... unbelievable ... 
Okay, another european looking for a job.
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Tarquinn was listening to Cher while typing:
Heck, I could do that too!
Even without an american accent!... wait ... a german in an american criminial organization (movie) without an american accent would be ... unbelievable ...
Okay, another european looking for a job.
My accent isn't too bad, if I make a semi-conscious effort at it.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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So quoth Fennar:
$5 says I wont get in to the evilness
Your reverse psychology will have no effect on parce... and your sig is still way over the 100 limit. I hate that dotted line 
Can I be in charge of setting that up? I'll throw in a dozen cyber wolves/werewolves for shock troops for no charge. Nothing distracts a would-be Hero like a bunch of cyborg werewolves with titanium alloy teeth ripping into a crowd of innocent bystanders.
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Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
My accent isn't too bad, if I make a semi-conscious effort at it.
Record a few sentences and let me judge!
[ 12-03-2002: Message edited by: ~*~Beaukat~*~ ]
please? 
Aanile can be the hysterical woman in every rough-up scene.
Ocy can be the local tough that always says stuff like "Youz ain't goin nowheres, flatfoot."
JooJooFlop already has his job.
BM can be a tough suit like Liam, but he'll be way more chatty and speak in a high-pitched voice and refer to people as "chump".
Ragabash can be the wide-eyed businessman that screams "IT'S A BOMB!"
Nicole can be my secretary.
Suchii is the hard-hitting, doesn't-play-by-the-rules detective that stands in my way, and Bajah is her loving wife who sits at home, worrying and baking quiche.
Caela can be the frowny woman that constantly shakes her head and sighs at the state of humanity today.
Abbigail can be my sexy ninja who I send to kill Delidgamond, but she only kicks his ass because she is deeply enamoured with him.
Alleria may not have a role.
Zaza will be the insane terrorist who tries to launch a missile, laughs a lot, and screams "IT'S TOO LATE!" whenever someone tries to stop him.
Giantt can be Karnaj's sniveling associate.
Niklas: Yes...yes, you may.
Taeldian can be the bearded sharpshooter who wears glasses and flies a helicopter when nobody needs it.
Lenlalron's duty is to sit back, listen to my plans, then stand up and shout "THIS IS MADNESS!" and then get shot.
Tarquinn will be the jolly German who runs the chocolate factory out of which I am smuggling mass amounts of cocaine.
Grendel can be a grunt.
Xyrra can be the stern female dominatrix/overseer who strangles people who don't do what she says.
Fennar is five dollars richer.
ChibiDragon can be the mad animal trainer who is in love with his dobermans, and it is his job to always hit a lever when someone cries "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!"
There is no room in the evil organization for BlueMage.
Or Beaukat.
TEGGY IS A SHARK!
rawr rawr
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Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
ChibiDragon can be the mad animal trainer who is in love with his dobermans, and it is his job to always hit a lever when someone cries "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!"
*throws the lever to open the cages*
"Zeus, Apollo. Kill."
We specialize in wooden bricks.
Buisness is good.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Tarquinn will be the jolly German who runs the chocolate factory out of which I am smuggling mass amounts of cocaine.
Noone will ever notice that I am smuggling the cocaine INSIDE the chocolate! 
Though I have no clue where the high pitched voice comes from.
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Tarquinn said this about your mom:
Record a few sentences and let me judge!
But you'll make fun of me and I'll cry.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nekralt Avaane painfully thought these words up:
I DEMAND TO BE A VICTIM OF SOME KIND!
*is dropped onto Nek, squishing him like a pancake*
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*throws the lever to open the cages*"Zeus, Apollo. Kill."
Hi, Higgins.
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Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Blah, this whole thread is funny, yet I still get the same old tired 'feminine half of the relationship' joke
Well, you can either be a girly man or a Hobbit, but we're not NOT referring to you as both of them!
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A sleep deprived Vorbo Goatboy stammered:
Hi, Higgins.
Just because I'm "the mad animal trainer who is in love with his dobermans", doesn't mean that I can't have some culture and class.
Besides, Boss Parcelan will need someone to keep an eye on the Hawaii branch of the organization. We can't have the lawn getting all ugly, or the private beach all cluttered, now can we?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"Do you wanna talk? Or do I have to bust out the Moogle?"
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ACES! Another post by Humble Parcelan:
There is no room in the evil organization for BlueMage.Or Beaukat.
Um why?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
