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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 12-03-2002 11:27:57 PM
I'm ready to torture, boss!
I <3 Steel Battalion!
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-04-2002 12:20:05 AM
I will be your drug dealer no?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-04-2002 12:44:49 AM
Sorry, but an evil organization needs people to practice their evil on. If Parce hasn't accepted you into the organization, you're our victims.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Chthon Ebonshadow
Pancake
posted 12-04-2002 01:13:31 AM
What about an interrogator or an executioner? I know some very interesting and painful ways of extracting information...
Imprison your rage
And it is sure to break free
And poison your soul

You try to forget
Like sharp stabbing pains
The memory lives

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-04-2002 01:19:16 AM
YOU DID WHAT?!

theehe, this job rules

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-04-2002 01:23:17 AM
quote:
Chthon Ebonshadow's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What about an interrogator or an executioner? I know some very interesting and painful ways of extracting information...

No.

*smooshes Chthon*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Chthon Ebonshadow
Pancake
posted 12-04-2002 01:29:05 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when JooJooFlop said:
No.

*smooshes Chthon*

*Rumbles from underneath JooJoo*Least I'd be better at it than Waisz...

Imprison your rage
And it is sure to break free
And poison your soul

You try to forget
Like sharp stabbing pains
The memory lives

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-04-2002 02:13:36 AM
is it too late for me to apply?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-04-2002 02:42:21 AM
quote:
Death of Rats had this to say about (_|_):
is it too late for me to apply?

Uh...do you wanna be an evil janitor?

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-04-2002 03:04:21 AM
;( im always a janitor, i was hoping to be the evil supplieror artist.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-04-2002 03:11:54 AM
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From the book of Humble Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Abbigail can be my sexy ninja who I send to kill Delidgamond, but she only kicks his ass because she is deeply enamoured with him.

RAR!!

Hey... wait a minute...


Given that Delid is the secret agent who is supposed to oppose Parce (a la James Bond)...


does that make me a Delid-girl???




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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-04-2002 03:13:04 AM
We prefer the term "Delidgirlmond".
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-04-2002 03:27:44 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
We prefer the term "Delidgirlmond".

Delid> The name's Mond.... Delidga Mond...


Well... so long as there's no limit to the number of times I can kick his ass...


.. but so help me if he calls me his "Pussy Galore" there's going to be blood and guts everywhere...




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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-04-2002 11:34:25 AM
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Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
But you'll make fun of me and I'll cry.

Yes, Mr. Bond. That was my plan.
Now go and record something so that I can start phase two of my evil plan - use your voice to destroy France!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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