Maradon and Skaw will be my two nervous, Russian computer hackers. Every day, they shall sit around a bunch of glowing lights and screens, tapping on keyboards furiously and screaming and yelling whenever big red letters come on the screen.
Gydyon will be the timid bookkeeper/nerd who files my tax evasions that's addicted to buffalo wings and eventually sells me out to write off his own rap sheet.
Mortious will be my thug, the big guy who always wears sunglasses and black leather and never says anything, only nods, answers a cell phone, and hits people.
Lashanna will be my right-hand henchwoman who gets off on garrotting people.
Karnaj will be the insane German war criminal/general in charge of my massive armies who drinks too much vodka and either mutters incomprehensibly or screams loudly.
Vorbo will be my sniper who gets shot in the head early in the first movie.
Delidgamond will be the secret agent I oppose.
nem-x will be his stereotypical little Asian boy sidekick.
Snoota will be his love interest.
And lastly, Bloodsage will be the furry cat that sits in my lap and listens to my evil plans.
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Soldar had this to say about dark elf butts:
Anything for me?
Yes, you can either be the cunning Asian businessman who smoothly operates the fronts for my many crime operations, or you can be a fat guy with a goatee who throws things.
KEINE BEWEGUNG, GEFANGENE!!
I could definitely do this.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
Yes, you can either be the cunning Asian businessman who smoothly operates the fronts for my many crime operations, or you can be a fat guy with a goatee who throws things.
While the latter sounds pleasantly fun...
We're a Danish shoe company, based out of Hong Kong.
We specialize in wooden shoes.
Buisness is good. [ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
Ozius
Addy will be the heroine who gets kidnapped, stripped down and tortured by Lashanna.
Ozius will be my grizzled, Russian arms expert who is constantly blowing up tanks and scolding the younger soldiers on their preference of women to a good bazooka. [ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Humble Parcelan ]
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Lashanna had this to say about (_|_):
Mmm.... Genocide makes me hot...
Ich könnte dir damit helfen... 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Humble Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Addy will be the heroine who gets kidnapped, stripped down and tortured by Lashanna.
You, sir, are a genius.
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We were all impressed when Karnaj wrote:
Ich könnte dir damit helfen...
...Um...
Ach, Mein Thirsten?
What you say?
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Addy will be [...] stripped down and tortured by Lashanna.
Hmmmm... I am liking this idea already. [ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Adrecia Tru'Ril ] 
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Humble Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:Ozius will be my grizzled, Russian arms expert who is constantly blowing up tanks and scolding the younger soldiers on their preference of women to a good bazooka.
Da! I am to like this idea! Now I go make love to heavy explosives.
Ozius
EDIT: New sig pic for the Evil Organization [ 12-02-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander ]
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Snoota, I meant you were Delidgamond's love interest, but if that's not acceptable, you can be the psychotic chef who attacks people with a meat cleaver while screaming about potatoes.
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Verily, Lashanna doth proclaim:
What you say?
"I could help you with that." Seeing as I am the psycho army dude, and all.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
(i kid, and i want a role)
No, Really. Bite me.
I can be pretty evil!
I approve anyway.
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From the book of Mr Mort, chapter 3, verse 16:
How can I answer a cell phone if I never say anything?
It rings. You answer it, they talk, you nod.
You must not watch much American television!
I am also seeking employment.
