Fizodeth, Ryuujin, Razor and Big_Mac are all guys with bad kung-fu skills that run around trying to stop Delidgamond, but conveniently forget they have guns and grenades and shit.
Gomateux and Deathbeam can be like, evil twins, who say cryptic things and talk in unison.
D- will be some huge, fat bald biker guy who roars and kicks people's asses, like that bald Nazi in Indiana Jones.
Liam is a tough suit who constantly slicks his hair and adjusts his tie in between asskickings.
Taylen is an evil frycook.
Dr. Pvednes is the surly, sarcastic foreign scientist who constantly says stuff like "mind control" and "secret underground hydrodam" while raising an eyebrow.
Lazzay will be the trained monkey that fools people with her innocent looks and KILLS THEM WITH POISONED DATES!
Please! Oh please validate me!!!!!!
Or something.
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Humble Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Zephyer will be my panicky left-hand man who is there to tell everyone of my evil plans and run around screaming when things go awry.
I can do that! 
*runs around* AAAAAAAHHHH!!! 
Vill have to rename him Igor, though.
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I'm the man for the job, boss.
Gimme some luvin'. 
Please. ^_-
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Honegger will be the little trash talking person that walks around with thugs, going from business to business to sell "Oops" insurance.
Waisztarroz will be the guy in the pit that does horrible things to prisoners that are no longer useful.
Mooj will be the clean-cut, no-nonsense lawyer-type who sternly advises against action against our association.
Suddar is the getaway man.
Nekralt cannot join.
Gikk will be an owner of one of the shops we bust up, it will be her job to shake her fist as we drive away and sigh and pick up the glass.
Falaanla will be the person who brews up new narcotics for us to sell.
Mr. Cookies won't actually do anything, but he'll be a threat. Like, "You know, I'd buy from us, Mr. Cookies doesn't like cheapskates."
Lemmy will be some kind of prettyboy who carries a whip, dresses nicely, and starts crying if you hit his face.
Nwist will be one of our "satisfied customers".
And that's all for tonight. [ 12-03-2002: Message edited by: Humble Parcelan ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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So quoth Azrael Heavenblade:
I AM A PUSSY
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ACES! Another post by Azrael Heavenblade:
Must there always be evil organizations? How about mercenary organizations that operate on vigilante law, doing what's not only in the best interest of the people, but in their own interests as well?
I will direct the court's attention to the defendant's slanderous and conspiratorial statements, and I move that the defendant be transferred to a maximum security mental health institution for round-the-clock observation, as he is clearly a threat to both society and himself.
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
What was that for Parce? It was an honest question...In a sense, a mercenary organization is not far off from a evil organization, operating outside the law, just not wiping out people and property without a care like evil organizations. Was this a blast against your current thread? No. Was it saying that I would not join because I am too much of a goody-two-shoes? No. Ease up, man, thought this was a humorous thread, in any case, I didn't think anyone would seriously pay attention to my post.
When was the last time I called someone a pussy when I seriously trying to destroy them?
I was just giving you your job! Team Pussy!
Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
Sigh...
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