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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:42:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Welcome to Bullshit 101


blinks, im sorry, i thought this was "getting it on with Leon 3-696"

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-30-2002 09:43:06 PM
To be honest, I can't hit a girl either. Not hard or anything, Like at Karate if we're practicing, I wont hit hard. I try and use that whole "speed" thing.

I dunno. It just doesn't feel right, I guess. Despite that they're equal, heh.

The World is Yours
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:43:16 PM
You get the hell out of my house.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:43:26 PM
quote:
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
Pssst! Delphi!

It's the 21st century.

Women have rights, and everything.

"Chivalry" is merely a means to oppress them. Fewer and fewer of them like being treated like fragile china, incapable of equality with men.


If treating them nice makes them feel as if they're being opressed, then maybe I dont want anything to do with them in the first place?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:43:39 PM
quote:
blinks, im sorry, i thought this was "getting it on with Leon 3-696"

Ada... no... Adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

...

What? Quit looking at me like that. Quit it. And put that straightjacket down.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:44:53 PM
quote:
If treating them nice makes them feel as if they're being opressed, then maybe I dont want anything to do with them in the first place?

Have you met Kegwen?

Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 04-30-2002 09:45:10 PM
quote:
Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
"Chivalry" is merely a means to oppress them. Fewer and fewer of them like being treated like fragile china, incapable of equality with men.

o/~ Where-have-aall the cowbooyys gooooooonneee o/~

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-30-2002 09:46:12 PM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about Knight Rider:
o/~ Where-have-aall the cowbooyys gooooooonneee o/~

Didn't they accidently all die in that 'pudding' incident a few years back?

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:47:13 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
You get the hell out of my house.

i take it that was for me?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 04-30-2002 09:47:25 PM
quote:
Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
Didn't they accidently all die in that 'pudding' incident a few years back?

Yeah, several prarie dogs were spotted on the scene.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 04-30-2002 09:47:38 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
being treated like fragile china, incapable of equality with men.

I hate that. >_< Niceties are cool and all, but I'd hate to have a total doormat for a boyfriend. Plus he'd probably like, follow me everywhere, or something. And I'd be like "WTF DONT U HAEV A MIND OF UR OWN?!?//1//1"

...um...yeah.. ^_^;;;;

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:47:58 PM
Why are you all still posting when you should be in the kitchen baking me a pie?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 09:48:22 PM
Chivalry is sexist.

Why would you hit a man who was no threat to you, but not a woman?

Why would you let a woman kick your ass, but not a man?

Makes no sense.

People are people.

How can you say women have any kind of equality, if they're not competent to open their own doors, stand up for themselves, and face the consequences should they choose violence? Such tools merely reinforce sexual stereotypes, to everyone's cost.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:49:13 PM
I make some mean spaghetti. Wouldja like that instead?

TOO BAD! You must starve. Mua haha!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:49:59 PM
I don't want any food from YOU, Penis Boy.
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 04-30-2002 09:50:17 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
How can you say women have any kind of equality, if they're not competent to open their own doors, stand up for themselves, and face the consequences should they choose violence? Such tools merely reinforce sexual stereotypes, to everyone's cost.

Woah woah woah. Some of that is "sexist chivalry" but some of that is just treating us with respect, which is good.

Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 09:50:48 PM
With all that prarie dog fat, Parce is not going to suffer from starvation for a looooooooooong time.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:51:16 PM
I farm people.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:51:22 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Liam wrote:
To be honest, I can't hit a girl either. Not hard or anything, Like at Karate if we're practicing, I wont hit hard. I try and use that whole "speed" thing.

I dunno. It just doesn't feel right, I guess. Despite that they're equal, heh.



d00d, i feel the same way, i always try to be gentlemanly as possible. i fence at college, try to imagine poking a woman in the cheast with a metal rod.

i ussaly lose cause im aiming for the shoulders or stomach only

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-30-2002 09:51:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Have you met Kegwen?

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's late, but I don't get it. Trying to form a logical thought pattern causes my synapses to collide and produce violent explosions...

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:52:20 PM
YA DONE BEEN ZINGED, BOY!
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:52:20 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Cuba:
Chivalry is sexist.

Why would you hit a man who was no threat to you, but not a woman?

Why would you let a woman kick your ass, but not a man?

Makes no sense.

People are people.

How can you say women have any kind of equality, if they're not competent to open their own doors, stand up for themselves, and face the consequences should they choose violence? Such tools merely reinforce sexual stereotypes, to everyone's cost.


I'd hit a man that was attacking me.
One thing my father taught me.. Never, ever, EVER start a fight, but always finish it.

I'm not standing in the way of a woman standing up for herself, or anything like that.. I simply will not physically harm her. Its not me. Thats all.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 09:53:00 PM
quote:
Seurenna impressed everyone with:
Woah woah woah. Some of that is "sexist chivalry" but some of that is just treating us with respect, which is good.

Nope.

Why do you deserve more respect than anyone else, just because of your sex?

Common courtesy is common courtesy, and applies to both sexes equally. There is no more, "I'm a girl--you have to treat me differently."

Sorry.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-30-2002 09:55:20 PM
Parce: I can whip up a pretty mean peanut butter and choclate pudding pie if ya want.

You'd have to come get it though, refrigerated mail is probably expensive.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-30-2002 09:55:24 PM
If a girl attacked me, I'd give it the ol' 3 hit rule.

You know, wait three hits before you attack back. I can make it look like im lazy instead of sexist.

The World is Yours
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 09:55:50 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's fortune cookie read:
Chivalry is sexist.

Why would you hit a man who was no threat to you, but not a woman?

Why would you let a woman kick your ass, but not a man?

Makes no sense.

People are people.

How can you say women have any kind of equality, if they're not competent to open their own doors, stand up for themselves, and face the consequences should they choose violence? Such tools merely reinforce sexual stereotypes, to everyone's cost.


All makes sense, and is actually quite correct. I still suffer from these delusions though.

Course I don't treat anyone as inferior. I'm just overly nice sometimes, and do helpfull things out of habit. I did however adopt rules to curb my own actions. As in, whoever gets to the door first holds it for the other. etc. I cannot hit a woman or child though, unless I knew my life was in danger. ie: Weapons in use. I fear very little from pain in any other respect, so would first attempt a subdue before becoming physically violent to protect myself. One of the reasons I would never make a good soldier. It's just not in me.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-30-2002 09:56:19 PM
By that logic, it would be easier to have you shipped here to cook it for me.

Hop in the box, boy, you're goin' on a trip.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:56:20 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
Nope.

Why do you deserve more respect than anyone else, just because of your sex?

Common courtesy is common courtesy, and applies to both sexes equally. There is no more, "I'm a girl--you have to treat me differently."

Sorry.


So.. I look back on history, seeing men as not being exactly friendly towards women over the ages.. so I want to NOT be like them, and suddenly I'm sexist? I dont get it.. I'm not going to give a woman a job over a man if she was not as qualified as the man.. sigh..

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 09:56:24 PM
There is no such thing as equality in the world anymore, sadly.
Majox
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:56:25 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper attempted to be funny by writing:

d00d, i feel the same way, i always try to be gentlemanly as possible. i fence at college, try to imagine poking a woman in the cheast with a metal rod.

i ussaly lose cause im aiming for the shoulders or stomach only


Bah! I show no mercy when fencing women. I poke them with my hard stick as much as possible.

Edit: More innuendo=GUD!

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Majox ]

I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 09:56:39 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Daemon_Reaper was all like:

d00d, i feel the same way, i always try to be gentlemanly as possible. i fence at college, try to imagine poking a woman in the cheast with a metal rod.

i ussaly lose cause im aiming for the shoulders or stomach only


NCAA, or club?

I fenced for Air Force, back in the day. Foil for two years, and Epee for two years.

Women only fenced foil back then, but there were only one or two on the team who could beat me occasionally. Reach, speed, and aggressiveness were my main advantages. But the women would often fence us to get better for their own competitions--it would've been a disservice not to fence well against them.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-30-2002 09:57:42 PM
MY FATHAR ALWAEYS saied "KARGAMA YUO BEANBAG GETS OUET OF the MUD PUDDEL!!!!!!11"
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 09:58:17 PM
quote:
Kagrama wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
MY FATHAR ALWAEYS saied "KARGAMA YUO BEANBAG GETS OUET OF the MUD PUDDEL!!!!!!11"

Yours too?

Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 09:58:18 PM
On that subject while were at it. Which will probably get me flamed.

One thing I positively despise are the women who whine equality, and demand eqaul treatment, but then get mad at you and bitch you out for not doing all the chivalrous things for them.

That just pisses me off..

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-30-2002 09:58:38 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
By that logic, it would be easier to have you shipped here to cook it for me.

Hop in the box, boy, you're goin' on a trip.


Can you at least get someone to poke airholes this time?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-30-2002 09:59:13 PM
Reverse chivalry here... I tend to be nicer to and stick up for weaker/younger/less liked boys. In the case of my close friend Matt... most everyone else thinks he's annoying. He's 13, where the rest of the people in his grade are late 14 and 15... I find myself defending him a lot, and my other friends wonder why.

I swear, if anyone attempts to physically abuse him... THERE SHALL BE MUCH PAIN.

...Moving on.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-30-2002 09:59:24 PM
quote:
Skaw was listening to Cher while typing:
Yours too?


yuor naem si kagrama too1!??!?! WOAEH!!!!!11

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 04-30-2002 09:59:51 PM
quote:
Faeth Es'Braewyn probably says this to all the girls:
One thing I positively despise are the women who whine equality, and demand eqaul treatment, but then get mad at you and bitch you out for not doing all the chivalrous things for them.

BLARGH$#^ That's annoying...

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:00:15 PM
quote:
Kagrama stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
MY FATHAR ALWAEYS saied "KARGAMA YUO BEANBAG GETS OUET OF the MUD PUDDEL!!!!!!11"

Kagrama wins.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 10:02:31 PM
quote:
Kagrama wrote this stupid crap:

yuor naem si kagrama too1!??!?! WOAEH!!!!!11

i amt eh kagrama part tow1!@2#$~ supriase!@$!~

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