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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:03:17 PM
quote:
Faeth Es'Braewyn stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
On that subject while were at it. Which will probably get me flamed.

One thing I positively despise are the women who whine equality, and demand eqaul treatment, but then get mad at you and bitch you out for not doing all the chivalrous things for them.

That just pisses me off..


But if it gets you laid, it's worth it!

Do I really need the humar disclaimer?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-30-2002 10:04:18 PM
quote:
Skaw got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
i amt eh kagrama part tow1!@2#$~ supriase!@$!~

WOAEH HAEY!!!!!1 waents to go and thorw piegs intoo the swimming poool1?!!?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 10:04:20 PM
quote:
Bloodsage obviously shouldn't have said:
But if it gets you laid, it's worth it!

Do I really need the humar disclaimer?


Point noted.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:04:53 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Do I really need the humar disclaimer?

Yes?

To me: Getting laid != everything in the universe.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 10:05:59 PM
quote:
Kagrama's fortune cookie read:
WOAEH HAEY!!!!!1 waents to go and thorw piegs intoo the swimming poool1?!!?

seur!!!2 i haev this oen peig woh saw JEFFK at the wallmatr!!

Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 10:07:32 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about John Romero:
Yes?

To me: Getting laid != everything in the universe.


Not that he needs my defense, but..

Ummm, high horse much = A bad thing, sometimes even in joking.

It's okay to have a view, but no one is attacking them. And some things are better left unsaid.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:07:43 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
NCAA, or club?

I fenced for Air Force, back in the day. Foil for two years, and Epee for two years.

Women only fenced foil back then, but there were only one or two on the team who could beat me occasionally. Reach, speed, and aggressiveness were my main advantages. But the women would often fence us to get better for their own competitions--it would've been a disservice not to fence well against them.


its a class, im more of a flicker, i test to see what thier weekness is and then get int, touch quickly and back out, i need to get and electrice cause as the teacher said, "your getting a lot of bueatiful touches in, but sinse your not being really agressive, their arnt calling it" i hate it when the girls judge, they alway fault for the other guy

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:07:59 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis obviously shouldn't have said:
Yes?

To me: Getting laid != everything in the universe.


It certainly beats a sharp stick in the eye, I'll tell you what.

And if you said that even after noting the humor disclaimer, your stick is misplaced.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:10:02 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Knight Rider:
its a class, im more of a flicker, i test to see what thier weekness is and then get int, touch quickly and back out, i need to get and electrice cause as the teacher said, "your getting a lot of bueatiful touches in, but sinse your not being really agressive, their arnt calling it" i hate it when the girls judge, they alway fault for the other guy


Electric is best.

"Flicking" will get you eaten alive in competition, though.

What style does your instructor teach? German, or French?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:15:17 PM
french foil, i know, im trying to take a more agressive style and kick the flicks, i hat having to stand with my arm up, it distracts me, so i keep it behind my back, and the teach tought us to keep our blade in a parry 6
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 10:15:19 PM
Fencing always looked cool, but I'm too much of a clutz

In a pure out sword fight, I'm pretty good, and can hold my own at tourney. But I learned the hard way that swordfighting != Fencing when I was placed against a rapier opponent trained in fencing..

Speed and Skill mixed with Agility > Brute force and Skill

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:15:25 PM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It certainly beats a sharp stick in the eye, I'll tell you what.

And if you said that even after noting the humor disclaimer, your stick is misplaced.


RQG strikes again! Your post, not this one.

Yes, my stick is misplaced.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Majox
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:15:57 PM
Bloodsage

Which do you prefer, foil of epee? I'm in foil right now, but I've considered epee, and was curious about your preference.

I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:17:58 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Faeth Es'Braewyn stammered:
Speed and Skill mixed with Agility > Brute force and Skill

you never fenced with a guy in my class named jack if you believe that,

of course, in a tourny, jack would be blackcarded in a min or less


edit: my problem is that for some reason, i naturly fence in sabre, even thought ive never been tought a ounce of sabre, so ill try pulling alot of sabre moves, with a touch of eppee in a foil match, which to say, sabre and foil does not mix

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-30-2002 10:22:36 PM
Wow, last I saw this thread it was barely 20 replies. I expected a full-blown flamewar.

How odd that it isn't!

*notices the edges of the universe threatening to collapse inward on themsleves*

That can't be good.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:23:39 PM
quote:
This one time, at Karnaj camp:
Wow, last I saw this thread it was barely 20 replies. I expected a full-blown flamewar.

How odd that it isn't!

*notices the edges of the universe threatening to collapse inward on themsleves*

That can't be good.


I was expecting one as well.. Which is why I said "I'm feeling brave" on the first page...

HALP HALP THE SKY IS FALLING?!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-30-2002 10:24:23 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper Model 2000 was programmed to say:
you never fenced with a guy in my class named jack if you believe that,


Sorry, should clarify.

Due to my clutzyness. I do not perform well against Speed and Agility. So it mostly applies to me. I know nothing about fencing or the termanology other than it looks cool. And therefore cannot make a judgement based off that.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-30-2002 10:24:51 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Skaw said this:
seur!!!2 i haev this oen peig woh saw JEFFK at the wallmatr!!

JEFFK!!!!!!!!!111 goes too the walmaert!?!?!?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-30-2002 10:25:59 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Delphi Aegis!
I was expecting one as well.. Which is why I said "I'm feeling brave" on the first page...

HALP HALP THE SKY IS FALLING?!


You laugh. I've had a universe collapse on me before, when I said a really, really bad pun. Only reason I survived was the dimensional gateway generator in the back of my '92 Suburban.

Knew that thing would come in handy.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-30-2002 10:26:43 PM
FACT: Kagrama contains carbon.

FACT: Hitler contained carbon.

Therefore we can conclude that Kagrama contains HITLER.

YOU COMMUNIST BASTARDS!

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:26:46 PM
In another topic (I've sikped through most of the thread) I once dated a bisexual girl. Not once did I even bring up the idea of having sex with her and another at once, or even having any other significant others. Why might you ask?

Because I guess I'm a nice guy. That also may be why every seems to be intent on flogging me with emtions I'm not really ready for. I wish only to have one significant other, and have no intentions of breaking any sort of vows with him/her. *sighs* I'm confusing myself, lemme try and clarify. I never even brought the subject of a threesome up with her because I wanted to be completly faithful to her, though granted she brought it up a few times >.> since she knew I was bi as well.


Anyways.... ummmm... what was I talking about? Oh right. The guy you mentioned in the beinging of the thread is just an ass, don't talk to him again unless it's followed by a kicking of the nuts. *nods* That usually takes care of unwanted interactions with a male >.> <.< What? (yeah, I've tried it, stupid SoB)...

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
nem-x
posted 04-30-2002 10:27:46 PM
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:28:33 PM
the guy is big to start off, he was in the navy, coast guard and is now trying to get into the LAPD to become a swat member for them, secondly, he is the most aggressive fencer around, hes already boken two swords, i like to fence him due to the challenge, but my blade is knicked as hell, and there is several times he has actaully disarmed someone with brute force, and he wasnt doing an disarm move
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-30-2002 10:29:32 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
FACT: Kagrama contains carbon.

FACT: Hitler contained carbon.

Therefore we can conclude that Kagrama contains HITLER.

YOU COMMUNIST BASTARDS!


OHO~!?@?1 buts hitlar wuz a FASHIST ADN NTO A COM<MI PLINKO!!12/

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:31:42 PM
Personally, I prefer Epee. It's more like a real fight.

Heh. And I didn't really switch by choice--my coach took me out of foil because, while I was quite good, I was simply too aggressive. I couldn't get the concept of right-of-way through my head.

For competition, though I'd have to ask how tall you are. At 6', I was a really short epee fencer. Reach is huge in epee.

~~~

Daemon,

Why does your instructor have you stay in 6?

You really should have a neutral guard, otherwise you'll get eaten alive in 7, if not 4.

Do you also use a French grip, or just the French style? I prefer a modified pistol grip, but that's because my style is heavy into binds and controlling my opponent's blade.

I learned both French and German styles. I tend to mix the two, but I prefer the subtlety of the French to the rigidity of the German.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:35:24 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Daemon_Reaper!
the guy is big to start off, he was in the navy, coast guard and is now trying to get into the LAPD to become a swat member for them, secondly, he is the most aggressive fencer around, hes already boken two swords, i like to fence him due to the challenge, but my blade is knicked as hell, and there is several times he has actaully disarmed someone with brute force, and he wasnt doing an disarm move

Your instructor should either correct this dude or throw him out: he's dangerous.

Broken blades can kill you.

And I guarantee that method would get him nowhere if he ever met anyone with skill. That shit only works in beginner classes.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-30-2002 10:37:03 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I was expecting one as well.. Which is why I said "I'm feeling brave" on the first page...

HALP HALP THE SKY IS FALLING?!


It's easy: be reasonably polite, and you won't get flamed. I rarely, if ever, initiate such things.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:39:12 PM
I tried to sneak something past the filter. Aren't I clever?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:42:18 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about John Romero:
I tried to sneak something past the filter. Aren't I clever?

blinks, wth? hmmm, why did it say taht? i didnt saying thing bad. i think

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-30-2002 10:48:04 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper impressed everyone with:
blinks, wth? hmmm, why did it say taht? i didnt saying thing bad. i think

t+eh

The World is Yours
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:50:35 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Liam was all like:
t+eh

whaaa...? 0.o

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Skaw
posted 04-30-2002 10:51:28 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kagrama wrote:
JEFFK!!!!!!!!!111 goes too the walmaert!?!?!?

Yaes!!!!!!! He aws singning his nwe bbook "Hwo too ues the intarnets!"

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:51:46 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
whaaa...? 0.o

Um.. t3h was like t3h funne and whatnot a while ago.. People didnt like it, so had it filtered.. like you cant say that OTHER IRC channel server's name.. yeah.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-30-2002 10:52:24 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Pirotess:
whaaa...? 0.o

If you mis-spell "The" as I clearly showed you above, the filter gets it.

It was a joke for a while, but it got old. REALLY fast. And Drys got annoyed, so he set up a filter to erradicate T + eh.

So really, all you need to do is spell it properly.

The World is Yours
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 10:59:31 PM
i dont get it, i put it through word perfect and got ALL the spelling errors out, but it still rejects my post? theres nothing bad in it, just what i do in fencing, hmmmmm

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-30-2002 11:01:14 PM
Yes you are.
The World is Yours
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-30-2002 11:45:04 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Kloie:
I hate that. >_< Niceties are cool and all, but I'd hate to have a total doormat for a boyfriend. Plus he'd probably like, follow me everywhere, or something. And I'd be like "WTF DONT U HAEV A MIND OF UR OWN?!?//1//1"

...um...yeah.. ^_^;;;;


u haet me

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 04-30-2002 11:51:30 PM
quote:
Bloodsage obviously shouldn't have said:
It's easy: be reasonably polite, and you won't get flamed. I rarely, if ever, initiate such things.

You're kidding right?

If someone were to say "This is gay" and you go off on a page and a half of profanity and personal insult, and maybe a few remarks about homophobia is wrong, the original poster isn't the initiator

Face it sage, you go around looking for chances to flame people.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-01-2002 12:00:38 AM
quote:
So quoth Liam:
If you mis-spell "The" as I clearly showed you above, the filter gets it.

the gets turned back into the. Just like magic gets turned into magic!

The filter thing happened to me once, too, and I went over it again and again trying to figure out wtf I had put in there.

And how the hell did this thread go from Suerenna's sex life to fencing? I read the first few posts, then the last page to see if Bloodsage had flamed any poor soul, and see the new topic.

=\

I love the 'high and mighty' tone of Liam's posts when he's actually wrong. OH HO HO!

And, for the record, the first the is actually t_eh, and the first magic is.. that OTHER irc server. They get changed, you don't get that 'clever' message.

[ 05-01-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-01-2002 12:08:21 AM
Seurenna, here is the logic behind 90% of mens thinking.

Women = Fun!

2*Women = 2*Fun!

That haveing said, they really should have come up with better plans.

Veni, vidi, vici
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