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Illanae had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My hubby isn't interested in a 3-some, no matter how hard I beg.
Ouch!
Damn keyboard tray.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
That time was five minutes ago, Delphi.
Frankly, knowing you, I wouldn't be surprised if your whole shtick is a bad pickup line. As soon as it works for you, you'll revert to typical male behavior, and you'll be thought of as the same as the rest of us with regular urges.
Except for the sole fact that we were honest 
Bah! By the time I was done typing this a bunch more posts showed up so ignore this now. [ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Taylen ]
But then I rarely fantasize in the first place. Seeing as how I have to develope an attachment in the first place to even concieve of the notion of the first person, I would find it odd to work on a second attachment at the same time. Unless of course I formed both attachments previous to the actuall confrontation. Even so it would still confuse me as to why?
Not a prude, I see no problem with it if it's your thing. But not for me. One woman at a time thanks, and preferably for a reason. 
And for the record, I still hate men. I inevitably fall into the category, but for some strange reason I don't hate myself. 
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
As long as you're polite, you're in no danger of being flamed.And, again, where do you get the idea that "most women" find such things degrading or evil or anything else? Actually, group sex, lesbian sex, and sex with strangers are among the most popular female fantasies, according to those who research such topics.
While this may be true, just because it is a fantasy does not mean that a woman would like or WANT it to happen in real life. Isnt the real purpose of a fantasy to do something that you wouldnt do otherwise? Maybe I've been doing it wrong. 
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And no one expects you to do anything other than what you believe. Or your girlfriend, either.The problem is when you try to force your beliefs on others, as you have here.
Unless you're prepared to tell us exactly why such behavior is harmful or unfulfilling--not likely, given your experience base--you really should stop after, "I don't engage in such activities, due to my personal beliefs."
Tolerance good. Bigotry bad.
Bigotry is bad. Not trying to be a biggot.. Sorry if I came off that way. :/ I just have strong opinions about sex and how a woman should deserves to be pleased, but that doesnt mean that I'm going to go to some seedy motel and break down the door of a couple who're having sex and say "NO NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THIS DAMNIT!"
I may be naieve, but I'm not fscking stupid.
*hits Delphi and Bloodsage with a tonfa. HARD!*
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
There's a time in every man's life when it's time to stop talking.That time was five minutes ago, Delphi.
Frankly, knowing you, I wouldn't be surprised if your whole shtick is a bad pickup line. As soon as it works for you, you'll revert to typical male behavior, and you'll be thought of as the same as the rest of us with regular urges.
Except for the sole fact that we were honest
Yes, it is time to drop it.
But for the record, it really isnt an act. I know I cant convince you of this, but I really do believe all of the above. Call it a curse.
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Seurenna had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
OK BOYS BREAK IT UP!!*hits Delphi and Bloodsage with a tonfa. HARD!*
Ha! I have a bucket to protect me! 'Sage doesnt!..
Doesnt mean she hit me on the head, and that it didnt hurt.. Ow..
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This one time, at Seurenna camp:
OK BOYS BREAK IT UP!!*hits Delphi and Bloodsage with a tonfa. HARD!*
WTF is a tonfa?
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From the book of ImNotTrent, chapter 3, verse 16:
WTF is a tonfa?
one of these things:
Given your age and experience, one would perhaps be drawn to another conclusion.
You're free to believe what you want.
But you're still trying to tell us that, not only do women prefer your method, but that it's somehow better than any alternative.
It's the same thing as trying to argue vanilla ice cream is objectively better than any other flavor. Can't be done.
If you think you're somehow superior to others, based solely on your sexual preferences, as you've stated, is that not the very definition of bigotry?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Seurenna said this about your mom:
one of these things:
Ow.
I'd behave.
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Again, you attempt to-
POW!
-Delphi is obviously a marmoset posing as a paladin.
-Bloodsage, for all we know, may be an intelligent mollusk.
-Seurenna, while not necessarily a pelican, display pelican-like qualities.
-Rigatoni and meatballs are still the greatest food ever.
-I am great.
Anyway. Try not to be too frustrated. Not everybody is obsessed with, y'know, that sort of thing.
Besides, there's a bright side. By being so forward about their intentions, you can immediately brush them off as scrubs instead of wasting time on them, ya?
Think of pudding and smile
[EDIT] Now that's some sushi that doesn't look very tasty. [ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
GAWD, you people post too fast
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delphi Aegis said:
Ha! I have a bucket to protect me! 'Sage doesnt!..Doesnt mean she hit me on the head, and that it didnt hurt.. Ow..
Heh.
Don't believe the hype surrounding martial arts. Size and strength matter.
No one her size armed with a tonfa is a danger to me.
Neener.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
Again, you attempt to tell us women like your approach better. On what do you base that assumption?Given your age and experience, one would perhaps be drawn to another conclusion.
You're free to believe what you want.
But you're still trying to tell us that, not only do women prefer your method, but that it's somehow better than any alternative.
It's the same thing as trying to argue vanilla ice cream is objectively better than any other flavor. Can't be done.
If you think you're somehow superior to others, based solely on your sexual preferences, as you've stated, is that not the very definition of bigotry?
Oh no, dude, Rocky Road ice cream is better. What the hell were you smoking. Vanilla..
Gods, some people.
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Bloodsage wrote this stupid crap:
Heh.Don't believe the hype surrounding martial arts. Size and strength matter.
No one her size armed with a tonfa is a danger to me.
Neener.
You take yourself and everything else far too seriously
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Seurenna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
one of these things:
a nightstick!!!! their so cool.
on another side note, i would just like you to know that i dont practice 3 ways, i am tottaly happy with just my g/f, but i like i deal, and ill admit i dont know why.
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Faeth Es'Braewyn probably says this to all the girls:
And for the record, I still hate men.
Congratulations, you're a sexist!
Please come to the front office to receive your complimentary bullet!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!Of course, I have super powers, so it doesn't matter.
[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]
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Seurenna had this to say about Tron:
You take yourself and everything else far too seriously
Not all the time.
Bigotry, however, whether racial, sexual, religious, or economic, I do take seriously, and won't let it slide.
'Sides, if you want to spank me, you gotta tie me up first. And that'll take at least one, maybe two of your friends . . . .
See, I can make jokes, too.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
Heh.Don't believe the hype surrounding martial arts. Size and strength matter.
No one her size armed with a tonfa is a danger to me.
Neener.
You'd hit a 17 year old girl? Even if she was coming at you with a Tonfa?
OHO~ I FLAEM U?!
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I think we've all learned a little something here today:-Delphi is obviously a marmoset posing as a paladin.
-Bloodsage, for all we know, may be an intelligent mollusk.
-Seurenna, while not necessarily a pelican, display pelican-like qualities.
-Rigatoni and meatballs are still the greatest food ever.
-I am great.
- Seems that way.
- An Octopus?
- Pelicans also eat fishies.
- Yes, yes it is.
- You are correct, sur!
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Seurenna attempted to be funny by writing:
*clubs Bloodsage!*
Awww they're going clubbing.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
I have come to learn from many years of experience with my sister that most girls develop very good aim though.
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Daemon_Reaper said this about your mom:
actauly, tou only need to apply a few pounds of pressure to break bones wiht a nightstick, i know, my moms a police officer
That assumes your opponent doesn't know what he's doing. And that you've got the speed, skill, and room to keep your distance.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
I must use that for my sigpic! I DEMAND that someone make that sigpic sized!
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Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You'd hit a 17 year old girl? Even if she was coming at you with a Tonfa?OHO~ I FLAEM U?!
Damn straight.
I'm not the least bit sexist.
Anyone who attempts violence against my person is likely to leave on a stretcher.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
That assumes your opponent doesn't know what he's doing. And that you've got the speed, skill, and room to keep your distance.
That assumes that you knew it was coming beforehand, and that you could see your opponent. I CLUB YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!!!!
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Bloodsage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Bigotry, however, whether racial, sexual, religious, or economic, I do take seriously, and won't let it slide.
I apologize for coming off like that. Wasnt my intention, obviously, just a strong belief.
Anyway, back to watching Seu club you over the head! Summons some popcorn
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From the book of Bloodsage, chapter 3, verse 16:
Damn straight.I'm not the least bit sexist.
Anyone who attempts violence against my person is likely to leave on a stretcher.
Thats where we differ, friend. I'd rather die then harm a lady.
It's the 21st century.
Women have rights, and everything.
"Chivalry" is merely a means to oppress them. Fewer and fewer of them like being treated like fragile china, incapable of equality with men.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Welcome to Bullshit 101
You do have super powers to make people feel bad, dont you?
Believe it or not, I feel this way.
And no, I don't care if it nets me a woman or not. I'll still believe it.
