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Topic: Plans for world domination...
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-29-2002 09:34:10 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vise the Stompy was all like:
...an inantimate carbon rod...

SPAMMIT! That little sonofafish is always trying to one-upo me!

Well, I'll get him backupo...oh yes I will...

Oh, and by the way, your plan doesn't have moogles and a plan to takupo over the world without moogles is like a day in Tokyo without Godzilla.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-29-2002 11:34:56 AM
quote:
Dark_Knight thought about the meaning of life:
"Blah blah blah 'u'"

Please note that most people on this board type "you" instead of "u". If you comply, you will find a great deal more people respecting you.

k thx.

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There's a raptor behind you.
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Warning, flames imminent!
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 11:44:38 AM
This is crazy, i havent ever seen a n00b get this popular this quick. he hast even been here a month (i checked the records) and already (almost) everyone is behind him in dominanting the FREAGIN WORLD!?!?
i like it!
sit and relax in the lap of luxury
*uses her monkey controling device to give vise a back rub cuz she too lazy to do it herself*
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-29-2002 11:47:16 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent frolicking imp said:
This is crazy, i havent ever seen a n00b get this popular this quick. he hast even been here a month (i checked the records) and already (almost) everyone is behind him in dominanting the FREAGIN WORLD!?!?
i like it!
sit and relax in the lap of luxury
*uses her monkey controling device to give vise a back rub cuz she too lazy to do it herself*

The APTFN (Anti-poor treatment for n00bs) group has gotten a lot of power and attention in modern EC society.

Those bastards.

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There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 11:53:14 AM
quote:
Waisztarroz wrote this becasue he is a loser:
[QUOTE]Dark_Knight thought about the meaning of life:
[qb]"Blah blah blah 'u'"

Please note that most people on this board type "you" instead of "u". If you comply, you will find a great deal more people respecting you.

k thx. [/QB]


U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U

there now that i have got all the "U" out of my sistem i will now type "you" in respect to Waisztarroz sorry if i have afended YOU in any way.

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Knight ]

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 12:05:43 PM
I will also put Waisztarroz on my hit list of people to kill in the name of the Drunken Monkey Taking Over the World Organization (also know as DMTOWO)! Rememer never correct an assasins grammer!
It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-29-2002 12:06:38 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Dark_Knight stammered:
I will also put Waisztarroz on my hit list of people to kill in the name of the Drunken Monkey Taking Over the World Organization (also know as DMTOWO)! Rememer never correct an assasins grammer!

It wasn't your grammar, it was your typing.

Also, I'm one of the most powerful generals under Vise, so killing me would be really unadvisable to you.

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Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 12:12:30 PM
But you see, As i said before, i gain my rainking by killing all the officers above me so that i will be force promoted, so, being the skilled assasin that I am! I will kill you and become a very high ranking general/Ex assasin!
It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-29-2002 12:28:23 PM
quote:
Dark_Knight stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
But you see, As i said before, i gain my rainking by killing all the officers above me so that i will be force promoted, so, being the skilled assasin that I am! I will kill you and become a very high ranking general/Ex assasin!

You don't seem to understand. I control the mage spider monkies. Killing me would assure your death.

They will kill you by numbers, when you sleep, hell, however they please.

You shall perish.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-29-2002 12:29:32 PM
As one of the High Commanders of the Grammarian Army, we demand that you spell out "Y-O-U" in ALL occurances!
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 12:32:08 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
As one of the High Commanders of the Grammarian Army, we demand that you spell out "Y-O-U" in ALL occurances!

No one ever spoke word that I agree with more! I agree 100%!!!!! Yay for Veruly! I will not be killing him, ever...... just for anyone who is wondering (i seem to wanna kill everyone I qoute)

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-29-2002 01:15:41 PM
Down Dark Knight, I know you are more than eager to put a stop to my opposition*I really appreciate that* but Necro Priest and Waisztarroz are my friends and are both useful for my plans. Wais can train my monkeys in the arcane arts, and Necro will be able to use his new found power to get rid of those disturbingly fanatical religious groups* I am looking at you Southern United States*
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 04:59:52 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Vise the Stompy said this:
Down Dark Knight, I know you are more than eager to put a stop to my opposition*I really appreciate that* but Necro Priest and Waisztarroz are my friends and are both useful for my plans. Wais can train my monkeys in the arcane arts, and Necro will be able to use his new found power to get rid of those disturbingly fanatical religious groups* I am looking at you Southern United States*

Fine, I will wait till they screw up in there work or in there plans, then i will deal with them.... and have more fun doing it. But i think that Wais will have more fun corecting your monkeys grammer when they try to speak then leading your armies, but if you have a use for him... fine by me!

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-29-2002 05:01:11 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Dark_Knight said this:
Fine, I will wait till they screw up in there work or in there plans, then i will deal with them.... and have more fun doing it. But i think that Wais will have more fun corecting your monkeys grammer when they try to speak then leading your armies, but if you have a use for him... fine by me!

Okay, DUMBASS, I'm going to point it out one more time for your stupid self.

The U-You issue is NOT ONE OF GRAMMAR. It's one of typing.

How thick are you?

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-29-2002 07:54:50 PM
quote:
^Moogle-plush-doll^ probably says this to all the girls:
SPAMMIT! That little sonofafish is always trying to one-upo me!

Well, I'll get him backupo...oh yes I will...

Oh, and by the way, your plan doesn't have moogles and a plan to takupo over the world without moogles is like a day in Tokyo without Godzilla.



Sorry I missed your message. You may be in chief commander of the moogle special forces. Dark and Wais, enough I will not tolerate my comanders squabaling amoungst themselves*or maybe I am suppose to, I must reread that chapter of the evil overlord guide* anyway I am busy with my plans for world domination*and pudding mmmm pudding*....were was I....oh yeah anyone who falls out of line shall be forced to watch sessions of US congress until they say they are sorry *or give me pudding mmmmmm pudding*

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-29-2002 08:19:25 PM
Ok you got Ground units, and water units, but you need air units. How about drunken flying squirrels, or pidgeons?
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-29-2002 08:29:07 PM
Acutually I have flying drunk monkeys and pixies.
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-29-2002 08:45:25 PM
sure sure, you have air, ground, and water covered. but what about the realm that dosnt exsist? I propose Imagi-units, or possibly invisi-units for this task alone
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-30-2002 07:50:45 AM
Interesting tell me more of your ideas
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 10:56:10 AM
Also you are missing space forces. I could turn the moon into a "Death Star" and have drunken monkeys in mecha and in little monkey jumpsuits(or stormtrooper outfits) with lasers. Plus maybe a space station.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-30-2002 11:26:21 AM
quote:
frolicking imp painfully thought these words up:
sure sure, you have air, ground, and water covered. but what about the realm that dosnt exsist? I propose Imagi-units, or possibly invisi-units for this task alone

Me and/or my moogle unit could do this pretty wellupo.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 03-30-2002 11:29:17 AM
I'm impressed. He survived the EC Lynch Mob.

The force is strong in this one.

Welcome to the crew. =)


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 03-30-2002 01:35:02 PM
Dark Knight, please just be quiet(No offense I am using a dial up on my aunts computer down in Arkansas). As soon as I am pope I am sending those god forsaken christian fanatics over a kill with Dynamite.

Vise I commend you on a well planned world domination, but where does the destroying the world part fit in, or are we just going to corrupt it beyond repair?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-30-2002 02:03:36 PM
quote:

]Also you are missing space forces. I could turn the moon into a "Death Star" and have drunken monkeys in mecha and in little monkey jumpsuits(or stormtrooper outfits) with lasers. Plus maybe a space station.


See as commander of the Monkey Air Force, I will also see over any and all space projects. We should comender the International Space station, and put a B.F.G. on it.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-30-2002 02:29:25 PM
We should get spy sats to uh spy on the contires to be invaded, so I can send the monkey bomber squads to take out any possibale threats. Becouse a monkey's death, is indeed a sad one.

[ 03-30-2002: Message edited by: Janus ]

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-30-2002 02:34:40 PM
quote:
NecroPriest had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dark Knight, please just be quiet(No offense I am using a dial up on my aunts computer down in Arkansas). As soon as I am pope I am sending those god forsaken christian fanatics over a kill with Dynamite.

Vise I commend you on a well planned world domination, but where does the destroying the world part fit in, or are we just going to corrupt it beyond repair?



Well I just want to take it over, not do any perminant harm to it *Except Ohio and France that is* Moogle, your moogles can act as a special co-op until that can be used for percision strikes. Janus you can also command the space monkeys, but only if you bring me my special order of pants.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 02:43:20 PM
what about a bio division? like crossing monkeys with a camel spider?
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-30-2002 02:43:46 PM
quote:
Jargum Model 2000 was programmed to say:
what about a bio division? like crossing monkeys with a camel spider?

Ooh, I like his ideas.

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 03-30-2002 02:56:35 PM
What type of monkeys would we cross? and could we involve some what larger forms of monkeys like oragutanges?
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-30-2002 02:59:27 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy had this to say about John Romero:
Well I just want to take it over, not do any perminant harm to it *Except Ohio and France that is* Moogle, your moogles can act as a special co-op until that can be used for percision strikes. Janus you can also command the space monkeys, but only if you bring me my special order of pants.[/QB]

Pants?

I think we found another gaping fatal flaw in the kuplan here.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 03:06:10 PM
I was thinking howler or spider monkeys, but larger varietys would probably produce a stronger hybrid, plus we might be able to surgically implant weapons in or onto their arms and/or shoulders
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 03-30-2002 03:13:21 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Jargum said:
I was thinking howler or spider monkeys...

If we cross the spider monkey with the camel spider wouldn't we just call it a camel monkey?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 03:18:19 PM
I was just going to call them [insert type here] monkey hybrids, but that would work too
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-30-2002 03:35:24 PM
Jargum, you have interesting ideas. You may be head of genetic monkey research. The pants I ordered aren't a problemn, I just like comfy pants. I would also like to say the following....I have a title....SWEET!!
That is all.

[ 03-30-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 03:40:57 PM
would you like ultra comfy auto warming genetically engineered pants? They don't require much maintence, just feed them once a week.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-30-2002 03:52:32 PM
oh yes I almost forgot

Send 10 bakeing soda box-tops to 555 Idontwearpants

The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 03-30-2002 04:00:02 PM
Vise have you thought about the tactical advantages of having zebras in your army?

We can fight on land, in the air, and under water.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-30-2002 04:02:55 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy had this to say about (_|_):
* I am looking at you Southern United States*

Hey! We're not all religious fanatics.

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-30-2002 05:14:33 PM
Vize got a title? I want one...*sniff* Well any way I present the High comander a pair camo pants. They are extra big, with an ajustable waist. Have big ass cargo pokets, are water proofed, and look really spiffy with boots.
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-30-2002 05:18:25 PM
may i suggest the ever comfy..invisi-pants?
good for every occasion! and ill get em to ya real cheap like....
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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