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Topic: Plans for world domination...
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-30-2002 06:30:03 PM
Hmmm I have serveral pants to choose from, this will take time. Zebra, your zebras can be used to guard political prisoners*Thats assuming Dark Knight doesn't get to them first * I also didn;t mean the entire southern region of the US, I just ment groups within it that scream really loud.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-30-2002 07:03:21 PM
So ah Vize, since you're High Comander of the Monky forces (or whatever they are called), have sevral swanky pairs of pants to chose from, and have a title. Can I have my Magic Knight Rayearth tapes back now?
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 03-30-2002 07:37:40 PM
On behalf of my brother, Cadga the Monkah, and as one of the founders of The APTFN (Anti-poor treatment for n00bs), I hearby grant you permission for the use of the monkah legions.

Thankyouverymuch.

-Ocyrrhoe bows slightly and walks off.-

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-30-2002 10:13:44 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
On behalf of my brother, Cadga the Monkah, and as one of the founders of The APTFN (Anti-poor treatment for n00bs), I hearby grant you permission for the use of the monkah legions.

Thankyouverymuch.

-Ocyrrhoe bows slightly and walks off.-



Ummm No problemn....
Janus, you'll get the tapes back when I see you again.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-31-2002 10:15:29 AM
Wahoo!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-31-2002 10:17:42 AM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
On behalf of my brother, Cadga the Monkah, and as one of the founders of The APTFN (Anti-poor treatment for n00bs), I hearby grant you permission for the use of the monkah legions.

Thankyouverymuch.

-Ocyrrhoe bows slightly and walks off.-


I shall say it once more. YOU MUST POST MORE OFTEN!

[ 03-31-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Vorbis ]

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 10:39:39 AM
Wow, you rose more quickly than Lyinar...You are powerful indeed.

Anyway, can I be in charge of summoning Fire Monkies and Lightning Monkies? I could make them automatically drunk to save on whiskey expenses.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-31-2002 02:50:54 PM
Hmm Fire and Lighting monkies soud magical, so they probably fall under Waistorazs field, you can be a Cornal unde Wais.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-31-2002 03:21:08 PM
Yes, I shall lead all magical and elemental monkies.

By the way, Vise, when do we attack?

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-31-2002 03:26:51 PM
Yeah, get us some batle plans Vise, The monkey piolts are getting restless.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-31-2002 03:30:13 PM
Hmmmm....I have no idea
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-31-2002 08:54:42 PM
Lets see, I have the plan, I have the army, I have the henchmen, I have the pants*Mmmm Comfy* I now must ask a question. After the world is dominated, does anyone have any ideas or proposals in ruleing the world?
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-05-2002 09:34:37 PM
Like the Phonix I command this thread TO LIVE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Well everything is almost ready. I was wondering how people will want to rule the world after it is taken over. Any new laws, goverment plans, or goverment offices will be considered.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-05-2002 10:33:14 PM
*would lay down a brilliant foundation for a constitution, but is inanimate*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-05-2002 10:46:45 PM
quote:
^Moogle-plush-doll^ probably says this to all the girls:
*would lay down a brilliant foundation for a constitution, but is inanimate*

Thats ok you can be the statue at the drunk monkey memorial

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-05-2002 10:54:19 PM
Can i be vice president?
(unfourntuantly for you, i already am vice president of the world, you just dont know it) i am VP of L.A.W.D.D.
I'm sorry.

But we'll allow you to rule the world, as long as you allow us to be the hidden ungerground watchers weve always been.
deal?

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-05-2002 11:18:09 PM
I'm sorry. The Ministry of Serendipity already has charge over the world.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-05-2002 11:28:04 PM
I've already taken the US!

Does noone remember?

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-05-2002 11:38:13 PM


PFAH!

MORE THAN A YEAR OLD, BABY!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-06-2002 12:08:08 AM
quote:
Kinanik had this to say about Cuba:


PFAH!

MORE THAN A YEAR OLD, BABY!


Wow, Nostalgia. Sure brings back memories.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-06-2002 12:09:03 AM
wow... been a while since I saw that pic..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 04-06-2002 12:17:19 AM
I was going to ask how the hell I ever said that I wanted Alaska, but then I realized that I got Hawaii, too, so I don't mind.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-06-2002 12:17:29 AM
Aye..
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-06-2002 12:19:27 AM
Ahh, the good ol' days.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-06-2002 12:22:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kloie wrote:
I was going to ask how the hell I ever said that I wanted Alaska, but then I realized that I got Hawaii, too, so I don't mind.

Alaska makes you rich with its resources, maybe...

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a sweet title
posted 04-06-2002 05:30:36 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Waisztarroz:
Alaska makes you rich with its resources, maybe...

Yeah, but you can't mine it, since nobody wants to live there.

hey
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-06-2002 08:38:15 AM
quote:
frolicking imp had this to say about Pirotess:
Can i be vice president?
(unfourntuantly for you, i already am vice president of the world, you just dont know it) i am VP of L.A.W.D.D.
I'm sorry.
BLAST IT YOU WERE IN MY PUDDING SUPPLY!!!!
But we'll allow you to rule the world, as long as you allow us to be the hidden ungerground watchers weve always been.
deal?

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-06-2002 08:40:11 AM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'm sorry. The Ministry of Serendipity already has charge over the world.

All of the sudden all these people are speaking up saying they rule this part of the world, or they rule that part of the world. PEOPLE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS WHEN I FIRST STARTED MAKEING MY PLANS?

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