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From the book of Vise the Stompy, chapter 3, verse 16:
Welll I will make it short. I want to rule world and must figure out a good way to do it. I have thought up a plann but need approval
1) Get monkeys
2) Get monkeys drunk
3) Arm drunk monkeys with high tech mechas of mass destruction
4) Wipe out Ohio
5) Milkshake Break and refill monkeys' supply of Wiskey
6) Take over the rest of world
Seems like a sound plan doesn't it?
It recieves the Teggy Poo Seal of Approinsanityval! 
quote:Thats a good thing right?
It recieves the Teggy Poo Seal of Approinsanityval!
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I have some questions about this plan.
1) What kind of wisky will we intoxicate the monkies with? I sugest some Jack Dan.
2)Will the monkey mechs be able to transfrom like auto bots?
3) Would the monkies be able to dance?
4) Will this plan involve Swords in any way, shap, or form?
5)Will there be pie?
6)Can it be EVIL pie?
7)Can I barrow 5 bucks?
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Burp.
Hiya.
Had to add vital godmode code [ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]
But if you don't take me out... Lifts her eyebrow You may not want to see the conciquences.
You might find some pointers.
BTW . . . welcome . . . be nice to the puppies, and don't feed the prarie dogs . . . .
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage Model 2000 was programmed to say:
and don't feed the prarie dogs . . . .
But always feed the Ogres!
-Tok
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Toktuk had this to say about Robocop:
But always feed the Ogres!-Tok
Werd, brotha! [ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: Giantt ] 
Oh, and the plan still has a horrible, fatal flaw.
I vote comedy gold!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Giantt thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The fatal flaw in your plan is Nem-X. He will headshot all your monkies and yourself. With one bullet. Sorry
I'm afraid he's right. Your monkey army can not stand up to Nem-X's 1337 headshotting skillz. He'll just have to use a personal Ion Cannon instead of an M4A1 though. Hard to kill a mech with a rifle.
Monkeys have a union, I think. Might want to look into that.
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Vise the Stompy had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Due to new information I have updated my plan
1) Get liposuctioned out of Densetsu
2) Fix Fatal, Fatal Flaw*This invloves panties right?*
3) Hire a godmodder immune assains
*Perhaps the Teletubies* to take out ImNotTrent
4) Get monkeys
5) Get monkeys drunk
6) Arm drunk monkeys with high tech mechas of mass destruction
7)Wipe out Ohio after saveing Gikkwiny
8) Milkshake break and refill monkeys supple of Wiskey and Vodka.
9) Be nice to puppies and feed orges, but not praire dogs
10) Take over rest of world
Aaaiieee, not the Teletubbies.
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No, no. Feed the prairie dogs. Feed them well, and you may yet live.
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Plus I can teach your monkeys the finesse of piloting any robot!
I'm not sure what box tops you want, so I'll just send them in from my EVIL cake mix.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:
When the world is taken over, do we get monkey butlers?
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Waisztarroz had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'm a wizard of the most arcane and deadly arts.Plus I can teach your monkeys the finesse of piloting any robot!
I'm not sure what box tops you want, so I'll just send them in from my EVIL cake mix.
1) Get monkeys
Where?
2) Get monkeys drunk
How?
3) Arm drunk monkeys with high tech mechas of mass destruction
where will you get them, what kind of power source will they use, and what king of piloting interface will they use.
4) Wipe out Ohio
Why not France?
5) Milkshake Break and refill monkeys' supply of Wiskey
Where will you get the money to buy the booze.
6) Take over the rest of world
How.
Also, how will you deal with Strike fighters, much less Nukes?
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Fennar's fortune cookie read:
I have some questions:1) Get monkeys
Where?
2) Get monkeys drunk
How?
3) Arm drunk monkeys with high tech mechas of mass destruction
where will you get them, what kind of power source will they use, and what king of piloting interface will they use.
4) Wipe out Ohio
Why not France?
5) Milkshake Break and refill monkeys' supply of Wiskey
Where will you get the money to buy the booze.
6) Take over the rest of world
How.
Also, how will you deal with Strike fighters, much less Nukes?
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Ok man, I'm with you, but what if the monkeys turn on us? They'll be drunk amped up and pissed as hell, we might become monkey slaves....didja think of that?!?
This could be a Planet of the Apes scenario. [ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: Emil ]
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frolicking imp had this to say about dark elf butts:
questions. hurt. brain
(btw i think he is starting in ohio, cuz he LIVES in ohio, and if he lived in france he'd start in france, but i could be completely wrong)
Nope I just don't like Ohio.
If short, your plan reqires the messed up physics of a bad cartoon.
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This could be a Planet of the Apes scenario.[/QB]
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Fennar had this to say about (_|_):
So you have ignored things like power output, the fact that 40 foot bots would not be able so both support themselves, and meet the demands of combat, even if they wher made of composets.If short, your plan reqires the messed up physics of a bad cartoon.
You know I am getting pretty sick of you whole "logic" thing. 
Therefore you must die in the first wave.
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Verily, Vise the Stompy doth proclaim:
You know I am getting pretty sick of you whole "logic" thing.Therefore you must die in the first wave.
Right, will you and your "big scarey robots" come and get me?
I'm so scared!
come up with a plan that would work, and we will talk.
