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Vise the Stompy wrote this stupid crap:
You know I am getting pretty sick of you whole "logic" thing.Therefore you must die in the first wave.
Pssst.
Monkeys with guns work well against weirdos like him.
I will have to be the general who seems to support his commander but ends up backstabbing him in the end. Just when Vise has the planet under complete monkey dominance, I shall kill him and return the earth back to its original purpose, to be one giant computer system! BWahahahaahahaa!
*Cough*So, who's up for cookies?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
[ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]
[ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]
If I am given a large forested island to lift into the sky and create my floating pixie kingdom from, I'll provide you with airborne magical support.
After all I am drunk, and well off from the sales of the monkey arsnel. 
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Fennar was naked while typing this:
So you have ignored things like power output, the fact that 40 foot bots would not be able so both support themselves, and meet the demands of combat, even if they wher made of composets.
If short, your plan reqires the messed up physics of a bad cartoon.
Ok, u can hire me to be part of your "monkey army", my first job...... will be to rid you of this retard that keeps messing with your ultimate plan..... am i hired? [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Knight ]
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This insanity brought to you by Dark_Knight:
Ok, u can hire me to be part of your "monkey army", my first job...... will be to rid you of this retard that keeps messing with your ultimate plan..... am i hired?
[ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]
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Vise the Stompy got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Imediatly
ImNotTrent, you are obviously drunk, that means you are perfect for my legions of doom. Care to join my ranks? We have a dental plan.
Solstyce, You are appointed to be chief of the pixie air force. I am also intrigued by your exploding roach idea.
Freschel Spindrift, I had the union liqidated
That is all for this installment of news.
While I appreciate the offer to join you, I must refuse.
My loyalties lie with The Queen of Snoof Whatever that may be. I am sure you'll understand.
*sends his anti-anti-godmodder assassins after your anti-godmodder assassins*
Have a nice day.
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From the book of NecroPriest, chapter 3, verse 16:
Vise, this plan will go through the same day I become the pope.
I am working on that.
ImNotTrent, your queen and myself agreed not to bother each other, so there is no need for us to have our assains kill each other, I shall take you out of the plan.
*calls of his anti-anti-godmodder assassins, but keeps them on standby cause you never know when you'll need anti-anti-godmodder assassins*
*boots Delphi in the bucket as per part of his job description*
/turns around and looks at his army of sea serpents armed with waterbreath.
If you make me the commander of all sea operations, then I will not drown all of your monkeys.
Archers Roxxors!
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vertue impressed everyone with:
You forgot one thing, monkeys are afraid of water, now I have my means to defeat you, muahahahahah!/turns around and looks at his army of sea serpents armed with waterbreath.
If you make me the commander of all sea operations, then I will not drown all of your monkeys.
But you have forgotten about SEA monkeys, they are small, but numerous, billions upon billions of kamikaze Sea Monkeys will gum radar, subs, machinery, and all we need to do is get old comic books, buy millions of Sea Monkey Packets, get a big pot, throw in some sheets of acid, shake it around and dump it into the sea, they'll be ready [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: Emil ]
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Vise the Stompy attempted to be funny by writing:
I have something bettor than sea monkeys*Sea monkeys can't hold there liquior* I have caffine buzzed penguins in the artic region ready to let me dominate at the sea! Emil, you seem to now alot about the sea. Want to command my hordes of penguins?
Only if I can wear a Monocle, carry an umbrella, and go WAAA WAAA WAAA once in a while, then I'm in
Archers Roxxors!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when vertue said:
Bah, your sea monkeys are no match for my legions of sea serpents! Surrender or feel the wrath of Yehoshua Meshiakeni!
Now that I have caffeine pumped Penguins I have trained them with Cafe Latte Artic breath, your silly serpents will rise up and shoot their water breath and my mighty penguins will calmly freeze the sea and walk on the ice, over your trapped and dead reptilian monsters. Waaa Waaa Waaa
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So quoth Vise the Stompy:
4) Wipe out Ohio
twitch twitch
CRUSH.KILL.DESTROY
Archers Roxxors!
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vertue impressed everyone with:
And how, pray tell, will your penguins freeze the sea?
They don't have to freeze the whole sea, just where your snakes are sitting 
Archers Roxxors!
Archers Roxxors!
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I am not a satanist, though he is more active then god, I am a Necrodomitarion!
Satan may be more active than God, but then again, Satan is not omnipotent, so he has to work alot harder, doesn't he?
What is a Necrodomitarion?
Archers Roxxors!
And about the omnipotent thing, why doesn't he just protect his people from satan's ploys?
Necrodomitarion: Disciple of Thanatos, the Judge of Souls. Depicted as the angel of death in the bible and the Grim Reaper in movies.
Note: only 1 member in existence, currently recruiting.
Necro said:
God is mean though, satan is naturally suppose evil, despite the whole being an angel and what not (How evil can he really be, and if he is, then anything has the potential to be evil), look how many people god killed in the bible.
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My Reply:
Yes, anything has the potential to be evil. As for God being mean, that is quite another story. If you really want to get into a theological debate, we can. All I will say is that God killing people is not the same thing as people killing people. God is a spiritual being, not a physical one.
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Necro said:
And about the omnipotent thing, why doesn't he just protect his people from satan's ploys?
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My reply:
He does, didn't you know?
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Necrodomitarion: Disciple of Thanatos, the Judge of Souls. Depicted as the angel of death in the bible and the Grim Reaper in movies.
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Yes, and I am Yehoshua Meshiakeni, Disciple of Yahshua Maschiach.
Archers Roxxors!
and I don't care If Vise gets to dominate the world then I am better be the pope!
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NecroPriest impressed everyone with:
Vise, this plan will go through the same day I become the pope.
This person i will also kill for being STUPID and messing with your ultimate FOOLPROOF plan for world domination!
As for anyone else who messes with his plan, I will kill u too for being stupid! As for now NecroPriest I FLAME YOU! I will kill u later at my lesure, but let this be know! I know where u live, i know where u sleep, and i EXPECALLY know where you take your showers *cough* *chough* U have been warned!
(i know everything but where u take your showers, but u still better watch your back)
I'm an assasin! Killing the most important people so that i can help in ruling the world some day, and if that does not happen then my knife "acidentally" will slip into the back of everyone who is above me so i will be force promoted.......... [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Knight ]
Therefore you must die in the first wave.
