Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Captain Planet:
Trent: Gem.Your choice of fifty precious gems or twenty five pieces of pricy jewelry. Lucky you, this will help, but you still have no pants.
*chooses jewelry due to the lack of pockets*
And for my second wish:
I wish for clothing that will look approropriate for a male of my age and social class, and nationality in this world, that will fit me perfectly and be comfortable and of dark colors, armor I can wear and will be light enough to still move with ease and still protect my body from harm, a weapon I can wield and use so I can protect myself. I wish for all these things to be with me now and forever, however, if I elect to give them up in the future, I will be able to.
Thanks to Gikk for the help in wording the wish. [ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]
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Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Cuba:
ElvishCrackPiper: Okay. But that is dangerous.
The Void, Euryale, Key, Knight, Ruin.You lose your soul to another plane, then your body has -1 to all saving throws, then your body gains a major magic weapon, then a Knight swears service to you, then you lose all property and wealth, including the knight and weapon.
Ouchies, I draw four more mmkay? random please. I really want this donjon. [ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
*draws another card!*
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Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Tron:Fal: Knight, and The Void.
A knight swears loyalty to you, and then your soul is sucked off to another plane.
Lucky for me, i sold my soul on soul Xchange quite some time ago!
2 more cards please.
[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
unless my body is in this other plane too.
Somewhere in the multiverse a Keep, completely owned by Niklas appears, without any hooks anywhere.
A number of large bags full of pricy riches appears in front of you, with a ball of string beside them, not attached. On the side of each bag, the word "SWAG" appears in big letters...
Batty is now EVIL!!! and... : Vizier.
Know the answer to your next dilemma.
GenericGirl: That's all saving throws ever, your friends little boy trys to kill you, and that's Death with a BIG 'D'. *skeleton with cowl and scythe taps you on the shoulder.* Anyway: Gem.
You have the choice of fifty precious gems, or twenty five pieces of exquisite jewelry.
Rhiannah: Ruin.
All your wealth, property, and clothing dissapears, leaving you in nothing but a tatty loincloth.
Aani: Knight.
A 4th level fighter appears out of nowhere, what the hell, lets make 'im a wood elven knight, swears loyalty to you 'till death.
Lyinar: How's your karma feeling?
Lessee... : Flames and Vizier.
Hypolyta appears before you, and glowers. You also know the answer to your next dilemma.
Trent: Granted. A shiny dagger appears in your hand, and you are dressed in some comfortable black britches, and a black shirt. With black boots and a black cloak, also a studded leather vest appears. The time continum changes so that these items have been here since the beginning of time, and will remain so untill the end, if left alone.
ECP is a sucker for punishment: Ruin, Balance, Flames, and Donjon. Ouch, you need to work on your karma, bud. But you got the one you wanted.
You lose all wealth and property, except for a loincloth, change alignment to Lawful God and suddenly don't want to do this!, and gets hated by an evil outsider, who imprisons you forever on another plane of existance. Whoa.
*shuffles.*
Lazzy: Balance.
You feel your motives change...
Fal: Rogue and Comet.
Your epic pet turns on you, and if you defeat it, it gets you your next level
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oh. and while that is going on, ill take more cards (2). maybe im a sucker for punishment, who knows. [ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
hmmm... Do I want to risk losing him?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Trent: Granted. A shiny dagger appears in your hand, and you are dressed in some comfortable black britches, and a black shirt. With black boots and a black cloak, also a studded leather vest appears. The time continum changes so that these items have been here since the beginning of time, and will remain so untill the end, if left alone.
So, um, I have pants...yaa, I think. Are they gonna poof if I move?
*moves to take another card, or maybe two, yeah two*
Lets get a nice snuffle followed by 13 7 1 and 21 again.
Lets get a nice snuffle followed by 13 7 1 and 21 again.
Which means that my next dilemma is taking over the world and getting a fool proof plan that no hero can ever foil.
BINGO! I WIN! THE WORLD IS MINE!
Batty goes off to take over the world.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Is there any way t'get 'em back?
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Rhiannah Majiss had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*cries when all her stuff, including Glenwick disappear*Is there any way t'get 'em back?
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Ignores rhiannah and stares at her in her loincloth
*peers up at Falaanla and then back down at her and eeps! hastily covering herself, blushing furiously while she waits fer Ditty's helpers. [ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Rhiannah Majiss ]
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Rhiannah Majiss stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
[QUOTE]Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
[qb]Ignores rhiannah and stares at her in her loincloth
*peers up at Falaanla and then back down at her and eeps! hastily covering herself, blushing furiously while she waits fer Ditty's helpers.[/QB][/QUOTE]
Summons Rhiannah some leather armor...
Hon, you know you are...clothing-ally challenged?
Fal: The Fates, and Donjon.
You may avoid any situation you choose once, and magical bars appear around you, about to whisk you off to another plane...
Nem-X: No, you have to fight him. Death is an unturnable spectre with a Ghost Touch Scythe that never misses and deals 2d8 damage. You can't get anyone to help you either.
Trent: Euryale and Talons.
You have a -1 penalty to all saving throws, and if you had any magic items they'd be clawed off you and taken away.
ECP: Euryale, Ruin, Comet, and Donjon (You need to work on that karma.)
You get a -1 penalty on your saving throws, you lose your loincloth, if you ever get out of the prison you gain your next level when you defeat your next monster, and a second set of magic bars surrounds the first and whisks you off to a different still plane.
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Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about John Romero:
Toying with chaos is fun.Fal: The Fates, and Donjon.
You may avoid any situation you choose once, and magical bars appear around you, about to whisk you off to another plane...
Me decides to avoid the drawing of the second card, then runs off with her necklaces and stuffs.
ill be back later i think.
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Trent: Euryale and Talons.You have a -1 penalty to all saving throws, and if you had any magic items they'd be clawed off you and taken away.
Well, at least I had no magic items cause I bet that would hurt.
But I still have pants yes?
*looks at the deck*
Hmmmm...
i sure didnt stay away long, did i?
more more! (2)
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Falaanla Marr thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Summons Rhiannah some leather armor...Hon, you know you are...clothing-ally challenged?
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
You feel your motives change.
Rhiannah: Draw another card, and hope for either The Fates, Moon, or Vizier.
Suddar: Talons and Idiot.
Your magic items are snatched away and never seen again, and you feel your mind slow.
Geeorn: The Void.
Your soul is torn away, and imprisoned on another plane, and your clerical body finds a business suit...
Ruvyen: Sun.
You gain 50,000XP and a medium wonderous item.
Lashy: Ruin.
Loincloth time...
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Why do I do this to myself...
*grabs a another card*
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!