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Topic: The Deck of Many Things.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-05-2002 10:07:52 PM
*greedily picks two more*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 10:12:15 PM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Captain Planet:

Trent: Gem.

Your choice of fifty precious gems or twenty five pieces of pricy jewelry. Lucky you, this will help, but you still have no pants.


*chooses jewelry due to the lack of pockets*

And for my second wish:
I wish for clothing that will look approropriate for a male of my age and social class, and nationality in this world, that will fit me perfectly and be comfortable and of dark colors, armor I can wear and will be light enough to still move with ease and still protect my body from harm, a weapon I can wield and use so I can protect myself. I wish for all these things to be with me now and forever, however, if I elect to give them up in the future, I will be able to.

Thanks to Gikk for the help in wording the wish.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-05-2002 10:15:05 PM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Cuba:

ElvishCrackPiper: Okay. But that is dangerous.
The Void, Euryale, Key, Knight, Ruin.

You lose your soul to another plane, then your body has -1 to all saving throws, then your body gains a major magic weapon, then a Knight swears service to you, then you lose all property and wealth, including the knight and weapon.


Ouchies, I draw four more mmkay? random please. I really want this donjon.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-05-2002 10:17:27 PM
Ooo! A keep!

*draws another card!*

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 10:20:29 PM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Tron:

Fal: Knight, and The Void.

A knight swears loyalty to you, and then your soul is sucked off to another plane.


Lucky for me, i sold my soul on soul Xchange quite some time ago!

2 more cards please.


unless my body is in this other plane too.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-05-2002 10:25:06 PM
No, your body stays in the material plane, it just your soul(and conciousness) that is sucked into a soulcage in another plane of existence.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-05-2002 10:59:31 PM
Niklas: Granted. The Outsider will, one day, die a horrible, painful, and complete death.

Somewhere in the multiverse a Keep, completely owned by Niklas appears, without any hooks anywhere.

A number of large bags full of pricy riches appears in front of you, with a ball of string beside them, not attached. On the side of each bag, the word "SWAG" appears in big letters...

Batty is now EVIL!!! and... : Vizier.

Know the answer to your next dilemma.

GenericGirl: That's all saving throws ever, your friends little boy trys to kill you, and that's Death with a BIG 'D'. *skeleton with cowl and scythe taps you on the shoulder.* Anyway: Gem.

You have the choice of fifty precious gems, or twenty five pieces of exquisite jewelry.

Rhiannah: Ruin.

All your wealth, property, and clothing dissapears, leaving you in nothing but a tatty loincloth.

Aani: Knight.

A 4th level fighter appears out of nowhere, what the hell, lets make 'im a wood elven knight, swears loyalty to you 'till death.

Lyinar: How's your karma feeling?

Lessee... : Flames and Vizier.

Hypolyta appears before you, and glowers. You also know the answer to your next dilemma.

Trent: Granted. A shiny dagger appears in your hand, and you are dressed in some comfortable black britches, and a black shirt. With black boots and a black cloak, also a studded leather vest appears. The time continum changes so that these items have been here since the beginning of time, and will remain so untill the end, if left alone.

ECP is a sucker for punishment: Ruin, Balance, Flames, and Donjon. Ouch, you need to work on your karma, bud. But you got the one you wanted.

You lose all wealth and property, except for a loincloth, change alignment to Lawful God and suddenly don't want to do this!, and gets hated by an evil outsider, who imprisons you forever on another plane of existance. Whoa.

*shuffles.*

Lazzy: Balance.

You feel your motives change...

Fal: Rogue and Comet.

Your epic pet turns on you, and if you defeat it, it gets you your next level

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 11:02:32 PM
Fal tells her knight to attack the epic pet

oh. and while that is going on, ill take more cards (2). maybe im a sucker for punishment, who knows.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-05-2002 11:03:51 PM
WOOT! *hops onto her wood elven Fighter* Woohoo!

hmmm... Do I want to risk losing him?

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-05-2002 11:04:03 PM
Sends people from her keep to help Rhiannah out
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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nem-x
posted 01-05-2002 11:06:51 PM
*eats a mentos*
Hah, I have just been filled with life... so does that defeat death?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-05-2002 11:08:15 PM
*loses all interest in the deck as she beats the holy crap out of her archenemy, since she now knows how to disable her*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 11:08:21 PM
quote:
Trent: Granted. A shiny dagger appears in your hand, and you are dressed in some comfortable black britches, and a black shirt. With black boots and a black cloak, also a studded leather vest appears. The time continum changes so that these items have been here since the beginning of time, and will remain so untill the end, if left alone.

So, um, I have pants...yaa, I think. Are they gonna poof if I move?

*moves to take another card, or maybe two, yeah two*

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-05-2002 11:09:17 PM
Touph call to go on I must say, very ouph call.


Lets get a nice snuffle followed by 13 7 1 and 21 again.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-05-2002 11:10:39 PM
Touph call to go on I must say, very ouph call.


Lets get a nice snuffle followed by 13 7 1 and 21 again.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-05-2002 11:11:27 PM
So I'm evil and I know the answer to my next dilemma huh?

Which means that my next dilemma is taking over the world and getting a fool proof plan that no hero can ever foil.

BINGO! I WIN! THE WORLD IS MINE!

Batty goes off to take over the world.

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-05-2002 11:14:40 PM
Eh, I'll take one.
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-05-2002 11:15:23 PM
*cries when all her stuff, including Glenwick disappear*

Is there any way t'get 'em back?

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 11:17:16 PM
quote:
Rhiannah Majiss had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*cries when all her stuff, including Glenwick disappear*

Is there any way t'get 'em back?



Ignores rhiannah and stares at her in her loincloth
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 01-05-2002 11:17:29 PM
I'd like to draw two more cards, please. =P
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-05-2002 11:20:26 PM
I'll take one.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-05-2002 11:23:44 PM
*bites her lower lip, fighting off her curiousity and goes off with her wood elf* =( I don't wanna to lose this one to!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-05-2002 11:26:36 PM
The Fates, eh? Well, what the hell, I take another. The one closest or in the very middle of the deck. If it turns out to be a bad situation, I can just use The Fates to avoid it.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-05-2002 11:26:47 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Ignores rhiannah and stares at her in her loincloth

*peers up at Falaanla and then back down at her and eeps! hastily covering herself, blushing furiously while she waits fer Ditty's helpers.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Rhiannah Majiss ]

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Lashanna
noob
posted 01-05-2002 11:28:55 PM
*carefully reaches out and draws a card*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 11:33:42 PM
quote:
Rhiannah Majiss stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
[QUOTE]Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
[qb]Ignores rhiannah and stares at her in her loincloth


*peers up at Falaanla and then back down at her and eeps! hastily covering herself, blushing furiously while she waits fer Ditty's helpers.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Summons Rhiannah some leather armor...

Hon, you know you are...clothing-ally challenged?

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-05-2002 11:35:47 PM
*helpers arrive with clothes and a horse for transport, seeing as Rhiannah's spellbook is missing too*
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-05-2002 11:38:31 PM
Toying with chaos is fun.

Fal: The Fates, and Donjon.

You may avoid any situation you choose once, and magical bars appear around you, about to whisk you off to another plane...

Nem-X: No, you have to fight him. Death is an unturnable spectre with a Ghost Touch Scythe that never misses and deals 2d8 damage. You can't get anyone to help you either.

Trent: Euryale and Talons.

You have a -1 penalty to all saving throws, and if you had any magic items they'd be clawed off you and taken away.

ECP: Euryale, Ruin, Comet, and Donjon (You need to work on that karma.)

You get a -1 penalty on your saving throws, you lose your loincloth, if you ever get out of the prison you gain your next level when you defeat your next monster, and a second set of magic bars surrounds the first and whisks you off to a different still plane.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 11:41:35 PM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about John Romero:
Toying with chaos is fun.

Fal: The Fates, and Donjon.

You may avoid any situation you choose once, and magical bars appear around you, about to whisk you off to another plane...



How convenient!

Me decides to avoid the drawing of the second card, then runs off with her necklaces and stuffs.

ill be back later i think.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 11:43:40 PM
quote:
Trent: Euryale and Talons.

You have a -1 penalty to all saving throws, and if you had any magic items they'd be clawed off you and taken away.


Well, at least I had no magic items cause I bet that would hurt.

But I still have pants yes?

*looks at the deck*

Hmmmm...

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-05-2002 11:44:55 PM
Fal runs back in

i sure didnt stay away long, did i?

more more! (2)

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 01-05-2002 11:51:22 PM
*as he is sucked into another plane* Somebody help meeeee!!!!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-05-2002 11:54:45 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Summons Rhiannah some leather armor...

Hon, you know you are...clothing-ally challenged?



*nods* Why do ya think I'm blushin' and tryin' t'cover myself up?

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-05-2002 11:56:16 PM
Ryu: Balance.

You feel your motives change.

Rhiannah: Draw another card, and hope for either The Fates, Moon, or Vizier.

Suddar: Talons and Idiot.

Your magic items are snatched away and never seen again, and you feel your mind slow.

Geeorn: The Void.

Your soul is torn away, and imprisoned on another plane, and your clerical body finds a business suit...

Ruvyen: Sun.

You gain 50,000XP and a medium wonderous item.

Lashy: Ruin.

Loincloth time...

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

nem-x
posted 01-05-2002 11:56:42 PM
*rolls his measly 1d1 damage die* Wonder what I'm gonna get
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 01-05-2002 11:57:19 PM
So long as I'm dumb, I'll take three more cards, please.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2002 11:58:34 PM
*hopes for a good card this round*

Why do I do this to myself...

*grabs a another card*

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 01-06-2002 12:03:06 AM
*pops into a palace on another plane* Motherfu-*notices that he has teleported into the Plane of Water, and is in a rare air pocket. Which happens to be a nereid harem* On second thought...I'll stay here.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Lashanna
noob
posted 01-06-2002 12:03:54 AM
*sniffles, and huddles with Rhiannah for warmth and comfort, yet still reaches out and takes another card, mebbe her luck will turn around...*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-06-2002 12:04:09 AM
*huddles next to Lashanna so they won't be cold in their loinclothness*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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