One card, please.
*casts Ancestrial Recall, then Inspiration...in other words, draws 5 cards*
After that is said and done, Ill draw 5 cards, because nothing can hurt me now, tee hee hee
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So quoth Elvish Crack Piper:
One wish? Sweet, I wish to never ever draw a card that would effect me in a directly negative way again!After that is said and done, Ill draw 5 cards, because nothing can hurt me now, tee hee hee
Except it should have been "affect me", so your wish is moot. [ 09-25-2002: Message edited by: »Waisztarroz« ]
after all, your once-friend may think it very negative if your life is positively affected by a deck of cards, yes?
(page 8)
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Verily, hard technology rock doth proclaim:
ah, but ECP, you forgot to say which perspective the card is negative from.after all, your once-friend may think it very negative if your life is positively affected by a deck of cards, yes?
(page 8)
Why are you quoting from page 8? That was like in january!
Waiz: Wishes are spoken to, so my grammer wont matter.
you want to try to whore the deck, the deck can be a whore right back. wishes are risky.
i r carazay.
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HTR: Balance, Key, and Skull.
You gain a newfound tendancy to running old ladies down with forklifts, a major magic weapon, and must fight Death or be forever destroyed.
Kermitov: Ruin.
All lost, loincloth gained.
Death o' Rats: Key, Skull, Throne, Skull.
Major magic weapon, small keep, 6 ranks in diplomacy, and two Deaths to fight or be forever destroyed.
Nicole: Knight, Balance, Vizier.
Another fighter, motives change, know your next dilemma's answer.
Hey Nicole, whatcha gonna have for your next meal?
Anti-school Gerard: Talons, Rogue, Idiot, Throne, Star.
All magic items snatched away, A friend turns against you, your mind slows, you get a keep, six ranks in diplomacy, and a +2 bonus to one ability.
UBT: Moon, Balance, The Void, Moon.
Motives change, 6 wishes, and soul sucked out.
Archon: Donjon, Gem, Flames.
25 jewellry, or 50 gems. Plus emnity of outsider. Plus imprisonment in small capsule, somewhere many kilometres below the surface.
Trent: The Fates.
You lucky bastard.
Giantt: Balance, Comet.
Defeat the next monster you meet for a level. Oh! And you're a goody-two-shoes! HA!
Onto the next page...
Good luck.
*devour*
Avoid one situation.
Ruvyen: Flames, Rogue, Vizier, Throne, Ruin.
Hatred of outsider and a friend, know the answer to next dilemma, get 6 ranks in diplomacy, and a keep, which is then disintegrated along with everything you own.
Razor: Idiot, The Fates.
Mind slows, and you can avoid one situation.
*papercut*
Moogle: The Void, Moon, Comet, Idiot, Knight.
Soul suck, two wishes, defeat next monster for next level, mind slow, 4th level fighter.
Janus: Balance.
Your motives change.
Ceik: Gem.
25 pieces of jewellry, or 50 gems.
OP: Vizier, Donjon, Flames, Moon.
One wish, One answer, one hateful outsider, one capsule beneath the earth with you stuck in.
ECP: Granted.
You are rendered incapable of drawing any cards of any kind, for the possibility that they may harm you.
Nekralt: There are 20 cards. Originally 22, but now 20.
But have a card. Knight.
Faithful 4th level fighter.
Commie Nwist: You draw em all 'cept for The Fates. Heh.
Marchin order of effects.
Morbid: Comet.
That boring next level if monster defeated card.
[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]
Donjon tasted surprisingly like cool ranch doritos.
Are you sure this won't have any adverse affects, like my stomach gaining consciousness or something?
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Death of Rats stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
uses his diplomatic skills to get out of the fight, ill take 4 more cards
There is no yielding! It's to the death, boy!
</Stilgar>
Anywho, I'm only using one to get the answer to this dilemma: My body is imrisoned in another plane (got Donjon) and my soul is in another plane seperate from my body (The Void). How do I get my now-equipmentless body back to the Prime Material plane, with my soul IN my body, all done in a way that's physically possible for me to do, and that will take no longer than 30 minutes on the Prime Material Plane? [ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen? ]
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Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Kermitov: Ruin.All lost, loincloth gained.
Ahh crap.
oh well.. at least I have this spiffy loincloth
*draws 3 more cards *
Wish number 2, phat uber l33t l3wts
( 4 more wishes hehe )
