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ACES! Another post by Tal!@:
*Sneaks up, all quiet like, and quickly SNATCHES THE DECK from pved, and scatters cards all over the room*52 PICKUP!!!!
what?
Wont this translate to you gaining ungodly amounts of power/riches and then having your soul stuck in a little crystal box afterwards?
I could end up massively wealthy, I could end up in a little box. I might gain an army of henchmen. I Might end up as the star of "Spectre Spank 2002" as the target of a Death/Minor Death circle jerk/sodomy gang rape.
But.. it all depends.
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A sleep deprived Dr. Pvednes, PhD stammered:
Kat: Comet, Euryale, Ruin.Defeat monster to gain level, -1 to all throws, and convenient loss of clothes and material possesions. Gain of one loincloth.
That sounds suspiciously like I'm being set up for a Mud Wrestling match :P
I shall beat you Dryad_01! Come this Sunday, your arse is going dowwwwwn! ^.^
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[ 09-23-2002: Message edited by: Xyrra ]
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*dashes and looks*
HEY I STILL HAVE MY WOOD ELF FIGHTER!
Alignment change, permanent INT drain, +2 to one ability, All lost, loincloth gained, 6 ranks in diplomacy and a small keep, all magic items you own are snatched away, another alignment change, and 25 jewellry or 50 gems.
Mooj: Moon.
The traditional 3 wishes.
Tal is consumed in a flashy and somewhat entertaining flash of the effects of all the cards, twice, plus 2 more.
DoR: Flames.
An outsider now hates you.
Ruvyen: Donjon, Idiot, Star, The Void, Comet.
Imprisonment, dumbassness, +2 bonus, soul suck, and defeat next monster for a full level.
Razor: Key.
Vorpal salmon +5
BlueMage: Knight.
You have a loyal knight (4th level fighter) to serve you, in any capable command.
The knight is a level 4 fighter, probably decked out in full plate.
I'm a level 4 fighter, currently soulless twice over, and decked out in full plate. However, a knight has to have a soul, right?
So, I was thinking... If I have to give my sword to the next person to get the Knight card... Will I get my soul back?
I'll take two cards.
You know the answer to your next dilemma.
Ruvyen: The knight is a soulless reflection of you.
Liam: Moon.
Three wishes for the lucky roller.
Sentow: Skull and The Fates.
Defeat Death or be forever destroyed, and you have the power to avoid any situation once.
I then take one more card
Gruntupo. Me takupo FIVE more cards.
Upo.
As for those wishes... I'm the son of a lawyer. Tricky phrasing is second nature to me. I can come up with just about anything to work it out the way I want... Even if I have to type out a ten page description of each wish.
edit: So I think Ill press my luck with 2 more draws [ 09-23-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
I'll take 3 cards Bob.
The effects of THAT oughta be interesting.
what the hell.
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Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Pirotess:
Delphi: Flames, Knight, Vizier, and Donjon.An outsider hates you, you get a 4th level fighter to serve you, You feel wise, and can answer your next dilemma, and are imprisoned in a tiny capsule a few hundred kilometres below the surface of the earth.
So.. I know how to get out of the capsule? Bwa haha. Interesting.
Tell me, you're using the 3rd edition deck, arent you? Hmph. Much nastier things in that one.
And so as to not make this post totally useless, I'll take 3 cards.
Beneficial wondrous item and 50000 XP
Moogle: Flames, Comet, Key, Key, Talons.
The hatred of an outsider, plus defeat the next monster for next level, and 2 magic weapons, which are then snatched away. What are the chances?
Vise: Balance and Skull.
Cute fuzzy bunnies. No world domination. Cute fuzzy bunnies and the laughter of children. Lawful good. Oh, and defeat Death or be forever destroyed.
Xyrra: Ruin, Gem, Star.
You look gooooooood inna loincloth. But you also get your choice of 25 pieces of jewellry or 50 precious gems. And a +2 inherent bonus to one ability.
ECP: Moon and The Void.
One wish, no soul.
Death o' Rats: Euryale, Donjon, Balance.
-1 to all saving throws, Imprisonment in capsule many miles under the surface of the planet, and alignment change.
Trent: Rogue, Vizier, Comet, Flames, Rogue.
2 friends are hated enemies. You know the answer to something. Defeat next monster for next level. And the hatred of an outsider. Yeesh.
Razor: Knight, Star, Idiot.
4th level fighter, +2 to one ability, permanent INT drain.
Ruvyen: Flames, Key, Sun.
Outsider hatred, major magic weapon, wondrous item and 50000 XP.
UBT: Balance, Comet, Key.
Motives change, defeat next monster for next level, and major magic weapon.
Ah... now this is how existance should be. [ 09-24-2002: Message edited by: Xyrra ]
Three more cards, please.
4 more cards please
But, there is always the hope I'll that one card that free me from all the bad stuff...
So....
Draws one card
Now gimme another two cards, over!
