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Topic: The Deck of Many Things.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-13-2002 08:38:03 PM
Geeorn's consciouness floats around the plane that he's trapped in until he comes to a sign. It reads: "Plane of Sex." Geeorn considers this sign before cursing his incorporeal existance, praying that he gets rescued soon.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-13-2002 10:42:01 PM
Fal sends her 2 knights to get more cards
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-22-2002 07:29:51 PM
I will take the Gems.
Jewelry Fasions come and go but shiney things are eternal

I got lucky. I don't like to press my luck.

*sits back and watches the carnage*

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-22-2002 08:35:41 PM
ECP: OOhh, no you don't. It's not that easy. Vizier gives you the knowledge, but not the ability.

Fae: Balance and Key.

A Chaotic Whip +4 appears in your hand, and you feel your motives change...

Fal's Knight #1: Rogue.

You feel a sense of forboding.

Fal's Knight #2: Star.

You get a +2 bonus to one ability.

Darius!
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 08:43:18 PM
Draws a card from the deck
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 01-22-2002 09:28:59 PM
Well considering Fae is typically Chaotic Nuetral <Yes she is for the most part> or sometimes Chaotic Good... Alignment change could be ummmmm, interesting.

But a whip.. Now a whip is ALWAYS good.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 01-22-2002 09:35:50 PM
I would like to make a wish from the four...

I wish to have functioning wings as the Avariel have, yet with bones unbreakable and feathers impervious to flame so that I may soar as they do.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-22-2002 09:46:25 PM
*mimicks Mortious and waggles her eyebrows at Fae, before meekly reaching over and taking 2 cards, not having had good experiences in the past*

Last I checked, I was in a bejeweled rag thong loincloth.

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-22-2002 09:55:27 PM
I.. uh..

*takes two cards*

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
lo-chan
Pancake
posted 09-22-2002 09:52:57 PM
*inanimately kupos out 'Hit Me' with all the power of the megabump*
Oh shi...
what
posted 09-22-2002 09:54:16 PM
...

3 minutes before it was 8 months exactly

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-22-2002 10:00:31 PM
It wasn't me this time.

D: Balance and Rogue. You suddenly become a lawful goody-two-shoes. And you feel someone close to you is plotting...

Moogle: Skull. Defeat Death or be forever destroyed.

lo-chan
Pancake
posted 09-22-2002 10:16:01 PM
*inanimate sighupo of 'Not again'-ing...*

Death appears, ready to try to claim this plushie's soul once more...however, all of a sudden, there is a blinding flash of red light, and when it fades, the moogle plushie has been replaced by a berserking moogle warrior!

RAAAAWWRRRRUPO!!!

*attackupos Death with a battle axe made of kupo nuts!*

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 09-22-2002 10:17:08 PM
takes two cards

Ooooh... ^.^


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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-22-2002 10:35:15 PM
An epic battle of life, inanimateness, and Death occurs in the background.

Archer-Penguin: Gem and Balance.

You feel your motives change, and two spectral pillows with 25 pieces of jewellry on one, and 50 gems on the other. You realise you can pick but one cushion.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-22-2002 11:15:42 PM
The last time I drew from a deck of many things, our fighter got a kingdom the size of Pennsylvania (Three keeps/cha boosters in a row), the cleric got two bags of gems, and I got 150,000 xp somehow.

So.

Four cards, kthx.

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 09-22-2002 11:20:40 PM
Oooh! Jewlery!

picks the jewlery pillow


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Ta-Daa![/center]
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-22-2002 11:25:51 PM
*draws 5 cards*
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-23-2002 12:48:27 AM
Delphi: Flames, Knight, Vizier, and Donjon.

An outsider hates you, you get a 4th level fighter to serve you, You feel wise, and can answer your next dilemma, and are imprisoned in a tiny capsule a few hundred kilometres below the surface of the earth.

Azy: Comet, Star, Sun, Eurayle, The Fates.

Defeat the next monster you meet to gain a level, +2 inherent bonus to one ability, Beneficial major wondrous item, +50000 XP, -1 penalty to all saves, and you can avoid one thing. Once.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-23-2002 12:50:40 AM
Oh, revival...

I'd like three cards please.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 09-23-2002 12:51:10 AM
Oo..

*Draws a card?*

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-23-2002 12:51:13 AM
i draw a card.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-23-2002 12:51:32 AM
*Picks 3 cards*
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-23-2002 12:51:49 AM
Ooh, old account posts! Who's spewing this up?!

*pokes Pved until she can draw two cards*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 12:52:05 AM
Oops, OP here >_

[ 09-23-2002: Message edited by: Archer-Penguin ]


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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-23-2002 01:08:07 AM
3 cards please! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-23-2002 01:15:01 AM
Trent: Moon, Key, The Void.

One wish, vorpal sword +2, And your soul sucked from your living body. You are now a lawyer.

KloKlo: Ruin.

Lose: Absolutely all material possessions, including clothes. Gain: One skimpy, somewhat tatty loincloth.

Ferret: Idiot, Balance, Throne.

You mind slows, your motives change, and you gain a small keep and 6 ranks in diplomacy.

Nicole: Knight, Skull

Another knight, and defeat Death or be forever destroyed

OP: Nice save.

Kat: Comet, Euryale, Ruin.

Defeat monster to gain level, -1 to all throws, and convenient loss of clothes and material possesions. Gain of one loincloth.

[ 09-23-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

Ryuujin
posted 09-23-2002 01:18:55 AM
I draw a card, oho!
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 09-23-2002 01:23:23 AM
I am forgotten.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-23-2002 01:32:29 AM
quote:
Verily, Dr. Pvednes, PhD doth proclaim:

Azy: Comet, Star, Sun, Eurayle, The Fates.

Defeat the next monster you meet to gain a level, +2 inherent bonus to one ability, Beneficial major wondrous item, +50000 XP, -1 penalty to all saves, and you can avoid one thing. Once.


Plus 2 goes to my Charisma... what do I have to fight with my new godslayer toothpick?

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-23-2002 01:34:22 AM
Ocy: Vizier.

You know the answer to your next dilemma.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 03:10:53 AM
I'll take a hit
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-23-2002 03:35:29 AM
*thumps the Death of rats and gives 'im a card*

Skull. How's that for luck? Death battles Death of Rodents.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 09-23-2002 03:52:39 AM
Okay, I give, I have to snag a duo of cards.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-23-2002 04:08:50 AM
Mooj: Rogue and The Fates.

One of your friends turns against you, and you can avoid one situation, but only once.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-23-2002 04:11:01 AM
is far to afraid to try and word a wish so him commits himself to the life of a lawyer.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-23-2002 04:19:57 AM
Ill.... Take 8 cards please.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 09-23-2002 04:21:56 AM
Wow... speak of the devil. ::Peering at the Rogue card:: I'll just keep this fates card handy, and knowing a good game of Blackjack... hit me.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 04:22:48 AM
*Sneaks up, all quiet like, and quickly SNATCHES THE DECK from pved, and scatters cards all over the room*

52 PICKUP!!!!

what?

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 04:25:24 AM
0.o i have that luck sometimes, and i was thinking of writing a mini story about about this guy (me) who is appreinted by death and eventauly fights him.

ill tak another hi....go

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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