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Star Collective enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Blindy,
You just plain blow. If you're not trying to ape Parcelan's caustic rhetoric, then you're blathering inanely about your latest sexual conquest. You're a skanky, promiscuous, womanizing piece of flesh with more brains in the head downstairs than the one on top of your shoulders!
Huh?
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Duck Tales:
I haven't checked in a while; Has this thread stopped sucking yet?
No,your dad's still at it, even though we stopped putting money in his g-string a while ago.
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Neo-Blindy had this to say about Pirotess:
Huh?
By this response I am assuming that my attempt to engender hatred has failed. I worked so hard too and all those words took me FOREVER to find in the thesaurus. I cry. 
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Gydyon was naked while typing this:
I declare everyone who posted in this thread, with one notable exception, an abysmal failure.
Who's the exception and why are they notable? [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
Inquiring minds would so totally like to know! 
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From the book of Bloodsage, chapter 3, verse 16:
You're an idiot, go away.What the fuck makes you think I'd give you the time of day?
the simple fact that you seem to respond to every thing I say about you.
given the anger I guess you are flying a desk.
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Somthor had this to say about Duck Tales:
the simple fact that you seem to respond to every thing I say about you.given the anger I guess you are flying a desk.
Is the tip of your head pointy enough to fuck yourself in the ass?
Why don't you find out? Make sure to take deep breaths too.
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Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry
Big Dog = Bloodsage, him I respect Me-too = blindy [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
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Neo-Blindy had this to say about dark elf butts:
I have more fights with Bloodsage than any other person on this board, you included. The only thing we ever agree on is how much of a fucking cock smoker you are. (no offence to the cock smokers amung us.)
None taken. 
[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Star Collective was all like:
Wow, you guys suck.I thought this was supposed to be a flame thread. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to put things back on track. Lets get the big players out of the way first shall we?
Bloodsage,
You are an arrogant, opinionated, elitist bastard without the common courtesy to give whomever you're fucking over a reacharound; then probably filch ass through a straw afterwards.Your "my way or the highway" attitude is bigoted, pathetic, close-minded, and utterly disgusting and your blatant lack of both taste and tact is appalling.
Parcelan,
Wow. You're nothing but an insensitive, egotistical, greedy, selfish praire pig. You're usually, if not always, the first to put someone down and you are always critical.You're almost as elitist as Bloodsage. Hell, even he doesn't look as far down his nose as you do. I'm surprised you don't choke on the sheer quantity of untreated sewage that erupts every time you open your mouth, and I sure as hell don't know how you manage to stand the stench.
Blindy,
You just plain blow. If you're not trying to ape Parcelan's caustic rhetoric, then you're blathering inanely about your latest sexual conquest. You're a skanky, promiscuous, womanizing piece of flesh with more brains in the head downstairs than the one on top of your shoulders!Toktuk,
You never have anything to say. Your mouth spews words, but they're as empty as your vocabulary. You're a throwback to whatever the hell some moronic scientist thinks we're related to this week. Go forth, fill the earth and subdue it, and grow a cerebellum and a pair of frontal lobes while you're at it.Somthor,
I would insult you also, but it would be like shooting fish in a barrel. Besides, I'm all out of creativity and the magnitude of your stupidity is beyond words anyway.This should spice things up nicely!
"Closed-minded."
Jeebus! At least get the words right if you're going to insult me.
Neener. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Somthor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
the simple fact that you seem to respond to every thing I say about you.given the anger I guess you are flying a desk.
Not even close.
And never mistake lack of tolerance of your stupidity for anger on my part. You're simply vermin, like the cats I used to shoot for bothering our chickens, and I feel nothing for you. Not even pity, though your existence must be utterly without joy for you to hang around where you're not wanted like this.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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ACES! Another post by Gydyon:
I declare everyone who posted in this thread, with one notable exception, an abysmal failure.
sadf
/sniff
I thought I had some rather good images in several of my flames. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Not even close.And never mistake lack of tolerance of your stupidity for anger on my part. You're simply vermin, like the cats I used to shoot for bothering our chickens, and I feel nothing for you. Not even pity, though your existence must be utterly without joy for you to hang around where you're not wanted like this.
[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
So the flying desk part is right but youre not angry. OK. Listen Pal you are a tower intolerence, its a good thing you dont go to a hot zone, for you would surely be the "victim" of "friendly" fire.
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Somthor had this to say about Knight Rider:
So the flying desk part is right but youre not angry. OK. Listen Pal you are a tower intolerence, its a good thing you dont go to a hot zone, for you would surely be the "victim" of "friendly" fire.
I wish you would be a "victim" of "shutting" the "fuck up".
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Somthor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
So the flying desk part is right but youre not angry. OK. Listen Pal you are a tower intolerence, its a good thing you dont go to a hot zone, for you would surely be the "victim" of "friendly" fire.
Actually, you're just a moron looking for any excuse to point the finger outward rather than accept the fact that you're not liked, not wanted, contribute nothing, and we'd throw a party if you fell off the planet.
Once more, you simply prove you haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about, yet are unwilling simply to STFU. And no, your not-so-clever ploy to goad me into explaining myself or answering your original question is not going to work.
You're simply a bug on the banquet table, to be squashed before others get the same idea, with as little remorse, and only the slightest feeling of, "Eww."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Neo-Blindy had this to say about Cuba:
I wish you would be a "victim" of "shutting" the "fuck up".
I wish you would be the victim of getting decent employment.
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Somthor stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I wish you would be the victim of getting decent employment.
Ahhh it's Captain Not-A-Clue!
I wish you had been here a few months earlier. Sage hasn't confirmed or denied your suppositions, and he doesn't need anyone to do it for him, but...well..I've nosed through this thread, and this "flying a desk" crap is sad, even for you.
Sage just recently got promoted. He flew, and continues to fly, a bomber. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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When Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael says stuff like this, it proves there isn't a god:
Ahhh it's Captain Not-A-Clue!I wish you had been here a few months earlier. Sage hasn't confirmed or denied your suppositions, and he doesn't need anyone to do it for him, but...well..I've nosed through this thread, and this "flying a desk" crap is sad, even for you.
Sage just recently got promoted. He flew, and continues to fly, a bomber.
I think he was talking to me, but even then, this doesn't make any sense. I make a small fortune for someone my age, doing exactly what I want to do in life.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Ahhh it's Captain Not-A-Clue!I wish you had been here a few months earlier. Sage hasn't confirmed or denied your suppositions, and he doesn't need anyone to do it for him, but...well..I've nosed through this thread, and this "flying a desk" crap is sad, even for you.
Sage just recently got promoted. He flew, and continues to fly, a bomber.
scum like cream apparently also rises to the middle of the military. lt col wasn't it? he will never see O-6
As to him flying a bomber good for him it beats flying a desk. Being a bomber Pilot is a good Job for him, it takes a special kind of person to be able to drop explosives on civilians. I must of misunderstood because last I knew he was a straitest for the Air Farce.
and yes I was speaking to blindy about the job because if you had a decent job you wouldn't have the time to post your inane ramblings here and perhaps you'd be less irritable.
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Niklas had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Oops, I think Somthor just went too far.
Oh wow, I better bookmark this thread now.
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Vorago wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Oh wow, I better bookmark this thread now.
[kane] Indeed. [/kane]
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Niklas had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Oops, I think Somthor just went too far.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
*ducks and covers, for there is surely a MOUNTAIN of shit about to descend upon this thread*
[edit: me fix tpyo... [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Abbikat ]
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Niklas wrote this stupid crap:
Oops, I think Somthor just went too far.
what its a flame thread, whats he gonna do insult me back? he's been doing that since I got here. Why shouldnt I atempt to do the same. He's a grown man he will take it instride tell me im wrong etc etc insult me further and life will go on.
[edit to add] [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
my only regret is he's married and I dont wish to offend his wife. (sorry your husband is a royal pain)
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Somthor was naked while typing this:
what its a flame thread, whats he gonna do insult me back? he's been doing that since I got here. Why shouldnt I atempt to do the same. He's a grown man he will take it instride tell me im wrong etc etc insult me further and life will go on.
uum.. just a little clue here dude (cos its WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY fucking obvious you need them pointed out to you)..
Insulting someone in a flame thread is okay..
Calling someone a murderer is going up to that line and then taking a flying leap to the other side...
That's the line for me anyway.
But yes, indirectly calling him a murderer also is not a good idea.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
what its a flame thread, whats he gonna do insult me back? he's been doing that since I got here. Why shouldnt I atempt to do the same. He's a grown man he will take it instride tell me im wrong etc etc insult me further and life will go on.[edit to add]
my only regret is he's married and I dont wish to offend his wife. (sorry your husband is a royal pain)
Flaming is different from what you just did.
It's a flame when I point out your incredible ability to fit your head that far up your ass, in less flattering words.
I don't have words for what you just did, aside from taking the easy task of offending the boards at large to an unheard-of level.
It's not something people hear about.
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Niklas had this to say about (_|_):
Basically, almost anything goes except real life unless specifically brought in by the person it pertains to.That's the line for me anyway.
But yes, indirectly calling him a murderer also is not a good idea.
mmmmm yeah you are right, its too old to edit that out or I would.
Sorry Bloodsage engaged keyboard before brain.
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Somthor thought about the meaning of life:
engaged keyboard before brain.
Dude you do that in EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU POST AND/OR ENTER...
How 'bout you just fuck off? 'Cos while I may not be one of Bloodsage's close personal friends, I do respect him a helluva lot more than I'll ever respect you..
If he has the ability to forgive you for what you said, then he's got the patience of a saint.. I sure as hell know I wouldn't (and won't) be forgiving you for such a remark about ANYONE on these boards..
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There was much rejoicing when Zaza said this:
Wow. Just wow.
wow
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Kahuna Ryuu got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
HELLO SOMTHOR, 34 year old Daycare Faciliator from Cortez, Florida!
yeah, I take care of my two babies. I'm retired I have to admit I'm surprised you took the time and effort to find that.
