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Kahuna Ryuu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Took like 5 minutes.
Honestly, though, I agree with Somthor. I'm surprised you took the time and effort.
Because 5 minutes is far more time, and a simple google search is far more effort, than the twat is worth.
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about dark elf butts:
Can someone remind me why Somthor doesn't have his head upon a pike yet?
'cos unfortunately I ain't admin anymore after Drysart came back from his holiday...
1) heads too small to fit on a pike
2) you are all too busy to form the lynch mob
3) the person who was supposed to bring the pike got confused and brought a
fish
4) My dad was the gingerbread man and like Him I ran as fast as I can.
5) there are more meaningful things to do than put my head on a pike
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ACES! Another post by Somthor:
5) there are more meaningful things to do than put my head on a pike
I disagree. That would be the most meaningful thing you've ever done.
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We were all impressed when Somthor wrote:
scum like cream apparently also rises to the middle of the military. lt col wasn't it? he will never see O-6As to him flying a bomber good for him it beats flying a desk. Being a bomber Pilot is a good Job for him, it takes a special kind of person to be able to drop explosives on civilians. I must of misunderstood because last I knew he was a straitest for the Air Farce.
and yes I was speaking to blindy about the job because if you had a decent job you wouldn't have the time to post your inane ramblings here and perhaps you'd be less irritable.
Dude,
The funny thing about you is the more you try to be insulting, the more pathetically ludicrous your inane blathering becomes. Yes, I read your half-assed "apology"; no it isn't good enough.
Why?
Because your arrogance is too transparant, and your unwillingness to make the slightest effort to change your ways too blatant for it to have meaning. You see, arrogance isn't necessarily a bad thing--but you have to be able to back it up with something. Your attitude promises what your intellect simply can't deliver.
But.
Comma.
I'm sick and tired already of you accusing anyone who doesn't conform to your insane world view of being a criminal. This is the second time you've accused me of being a felon, and it damned well better be the last. What with your penchant for misquoting the rules all over the place, one begins to wonder as to the nature of your particular delusion.
Have you always thought anyone who didn't love you is breaking the rules?
You are simply not qualified to discuss military matters, regardless what you claim as your background. It's obvious you have no knowledge even of the Navy, in which you claim you've served. So I suggest you accept the entire topic as off limits.
Nor do I feel compelled to answer any of your charges; their absurdity speaks loudly enough.
I'd flame your sorry ass but I'm peeved no one laughed at my earlier funneez but there's no point. You've crossed a line you were too stupid and arrogant even to see.
I'm not sure even the smurfs will claim you after that fiasco.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Alucard wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hmmm... He's not liked on other boards either.
That made me burst into hysterical laughter.
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Alucard wrote this stupid crap:
Hmmm... He's not liked on other boards either.
geezus fuck, and he STILL doesnt get the fucking hint that HE is the problem and needs to change to fit into the community, and not vice versa..
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Khyron had this to say about Duck Tales:
That made me burst into hysterical laughter.
The entire forum is full of his shit posts. It's quite hilarious.
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Alucard's account was hax0red to write:
The entire forum is full of his shit posts. It's quite hilarious.
They made an entire gallery dedicated to his particular brand of COMPLETE STUPIDITY.
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Alucard had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hmmm... He's not liked on other boards either.
Deja vu!
So he is a troll!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Alucard probably says this to all the girls:
The entire forum is full of his shit posts. It's quite hilarious.
Did you notice the name of the forum??
and the Stickied note from the admins of said boards to said forum which reads:
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If you made it here, that means your a fucking gimp, moron or some other POS that just made a post that is only worth using as a jizz mop. GRATS!
DRYS!! CAN WE DO THIS HERE TOO PLZ??
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Neo-Blindy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The ban somthor fund is now accepting donations.
Dude I am SO donating!!
Its category is: unwanted clutter, nobody cares
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Everyone wondered WTF when Khyron wrote:
They made an entire gallery dedicated to his particular brand of COMPLETE STUPIDITY.
well actually I was a member in good standing there until I spouted of about wal-mart. there were a few people who didnt like me but pretty much everyone else did. Unfourtunatly one of the peoples toes I stepped on was the board Admin, so I kinda got my own forum now.
Now I challenge you to find anyother forum where that has happend, you wont because Normaly I'm pretty good about being Mr nice.
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Somthor had this to say about Pirotess:
well actually I was a member in good standing...
Why do I so doubt that?
They got sick of your crap.
Now shut the fuck up, you aren't going to kid us. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Rebel Nae ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Abbikat was all like:
DRYS!! CAN WE DO THIS HERE TOO PLZ??
the forum was orginaly called the Gimp's Gallery and rember this is Rallos we have alot of people there who make me look like a saint. its jsut a recent development becuse I went a bit far and since then I been good.
Have you noticed a trend yet? Get a fucking life.
It's not something people hear about.
He posts the exact same thing there!
And gets the exact same reactions!
http://pub83.ezboard.com/fascension10244frm25.showMessage?topicID=411.topic
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Somthor had this to say about Pirotess:
well actually I was a member in good standing there until I spouted of about wal-mart. there were a few people who didnt like me but pretty much everyone else did. Unfourtunatly one of the peoples toes I stepped on was the board Admin, so I kinda got my own forum now.Now I challenge you to find anyother forum where that has happend, you wont because Normaly I'm pretty good about being Mr nice.
That is so patently bullshit. What color is the sky on your world?
You weren't railroaded by a few powerful renegades who didn't like you; the entire community thought you were a buffoon and was offended you wouldn't go away when they asked you. . .since you were just a wannabe who was turned down for membership.
Further, I noticed a disturbing number of threads you started there that were exactly the same as ones you started here. . .
Spam, or troll?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:never a member of the guild no, but a member of the comunity look at my join date, and trust me people in the past have been banned/booted. I wasnt ever one of them because I behaved myself, well until I started the wal-mart garbage.
Rebel Nae stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I read the thread Somthor. You were not a member of that guild. You just spent your entire day spamming their board with your shit, much like you do here.They got sick of your crap.
Now shut the fuck up, you aren't going to kid us.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Cuba:Spam, or troll?
Troll. At least you can cook with Spam.
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Gikk had this to say about dark elf butts:
How funny!He posts the exact same thing there!
And gets the exact same reactions!
http://pub83.ezboard.com/fascension10244frm25.showMessage?topicID=411.topic
its truely embarassing
notice I dont post that stuff anymore though.
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So quoth Somthor:
well actually I was a member in good standing there
OH, REALLY??
A "member of good standing" in Ascending Dawn, were you??
You care to reconsider that statement while the rest of us peruse Somthor's Guild History??
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Somthor had this to say about dark elf butts:
Now I challenge you to find anyother forum where that has happend, you wont because Normaly I'm pretty good about being Mr nice.
They seem to love you over at The Steel Warrior. This is just one of many dumbass posts you made there too. Want me to continue?
[16:47] <Gikk> He says he was an upstanding member of your guild at one time.
[16:47] <Gikk> Is that true?
[16:48] <Kilyin_> no
[16:48] <Nayah> no
[16:48] <Nayah> sorry
[16:48] <Kringe|Work> fgt kilyin sup
[16:48] <neckros> he was a recruit. he has a lot of time on his hands and has an unusual taste for posting.... he's harmless really. but rubbs some people the wrong way.
From thier IRC room.
Sounds like you were an upstanding member to me!
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Somthor's fortune cookie read:
never a member of the guild no, but a member of the comunity look at my join date, and trust me people in the past have been banned/booted. I wasnt ever one of them because I behaved myself, well until I started the wal-mart garbage.
GARBAGE???
It's your personal crusade!!!!! Yet you call it GARBAGE??
You won't sway us with your pathetic lies and waffling. They hate you. Twice you tried to join their guild and they wouldn't let you. So they stick you in a corner to be laughed at.
You are a miserable wretch.
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nem-x enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
It's like looking at another dimension, except Somthor is the constant.
I think you've just mathematically defined Hell!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And you REALLY, TRULY believe we are all deliberately misunderstanding you and that you have done NOTHING wrong??
For fuck's sake, get a fucking clue and leave..
By the way, this thread is a 5 
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Rebel Nae impressed everyone with:
GARBAGE???It's your personal crusade!!!!! Yet you call it GARBAGE??
You won't sway us with your pathetic lies and waffling. They hate you. Twice you tried to join their guild and they wouldn't let you. So they stick you in a corner to be laughed at.
You are a miserable wretch.
lets face it no one cares about Wal-mart, its a failed effort on my part, alot of wasted effort and time spent that only hurt my creditablity on two forums one of which I have a personal stake in.
so yes its Garbage. I wish I had been smart enough to advoid the whole topic to start with.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Zair was all like:
I just want to point out one thing. Somthor never said he was a member of the guild, he just said he was a member, and based on the context, it seemed obvious (to me at least) he meant the board. Whether he was actually a member in good standing is ...... questionable.......By the way, this thread is a 5
But did you see the way they gang-raped him when he said exactly the same thing on their board?
Leads me, for one, to believe he was other than a member in good standing of the board even. Hell, they named their equivalent of Flameball after him. 
And he's too stupid to take a hint. . .and comes over here to spread his particular social poison.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage must think they're pretty smart:
I think you've just mathematically defined Hell!
Bloodsage wins the thread.
I'm so turned on right now.
Edit: Taken from one of Somthor's ex-guilds. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Alucard ]
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Somthor painfully thought these words up:
lets face it no one cares about Wal-mart, its a failed effort on my part, alot of wasted effort and time spent that only hurt my creditablity on two forums one of which I have a personal stake in.so yes its Garbage. I wish I had been smart enough to advoid the whole topic to start with.
You wish and you intend and you do all various things that are great and good except validate your words with your actions. You can keep on babbling on how smart, how great, how upstanding you are, but your actions are a raging hurricane to the mild summer breeze of your words.
You are an arrogant, self-righteous, ego-inflated, dense asshole that is completely unable to make use of pattern recognition or learning from mistakes. You will continue to aggrivate everyone you meet because the way you act is not tolerated in normal human interaction. You will never realize this. You will always think the fault lies with someone else, everyone else, if you just keep going you will find people who accept you for who they are.
If I locked a person in a dark box for ten years with absolutely no intellectual stimulance, he would still not find your conversation acceptable. Noone does. NOONE. Until you learn to become the person who so admantly claim you are, you will continue to be harrassed, taunted, looked down upon and ignored.
Face the facts. Noone is responsible for your crucifictions but yourself. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Zaza ]
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Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
But did you see the way they gang-raped him when he said exactly the same thing on their board?Leads me, for one, to believe he was other than a member in good standing of the board even. Hell, they named their equivalent of Flameball after him.
And he's too stupid to take a hint. . .and comes over here to spread his particular social poison.
you are inncorrect there are well over a hundred mebers of that guild and other people who subscribe to the message board what you saw was a small number of people incomparison to the actual total being vocal about it.
some are people who also never were in the guild or long since stopped playing EQ if you dig deap enough you will find that at the very least I was tolerated since I have been a member since June 8, 2001 and havnt been banned yet.
no bones about it though I screwed up over there, although I could post a poll asking about myself and it would come out alot better than it would here.
