That man can write.
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Captain Tarquinn has sealed the pact
Huzzah!
The hell are you so happy about
Isn't it ironic that all this time he was a stealth Jew?!
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And now, we sprinkle Mr. Parcelan liberally with Old Spice!
Obama just expelled the German ambassador with promises that there was more to come in the name of vengeance for almighty Zion.Isn't it ironic that all this time he was a stealth Jew?!
Actually, my wife explained it to me. Her committee in the Vast Jewish Conspiracy was responsible for selecting, programming, and getting elected a sleeper which would carry out the Jews' plans.
They called him The Meshuggener Candidate.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Even if only for today, I can suspend disbelief. My mind can come up with a plausible scenario that explains away all the doubts I've had about this guy, and I can start to feel some real optimism, tentative but genuine.
Obama quite literally has free reign over the country. The atmosphere around him is so euphoric, his popular support so overwhelming that nobody in Washington would survive opposing him until it wears off. In his first hundred days he could do anything. He could steamroll his own party if he wanted to - with utter impunity! He could cut the corporate tax to 10%. Or 2%. He could push through a flat tax while ashing his smokes in Nancy Pelosi's eye and she'd scramble to light the next one for him. He could sell Alaska for a snickers bar and Barney Frank would call it a hand-up to the candy industry.
Whatever he did, most of the democratic party would immediately conform to. Their platform would simply become whatever it was that he had done.
With the republicans utterly marginalized since Pelosi used the nuclear option and changed the rules of the house to disallow minority input without a vote last week, the stage is set.
This could go anywhere.
I'll probably be back tomorrow, but I'm going to spend today feeling like it's going to go somewhere better. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-20-2009 at 06:51 PM.
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The hell are you so happy about
Bush´s gone. 
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Captain Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
Bush´s gone.
HE WILL LIVE FOREVER.
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
HE WILL LIVE FOREVER.
IN INFAMY.
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Captain Tarquinn impressed everyone with:
IN INFAMY.
Nah. In 50 years history will remember him fondly as the President who poured billions of dollars into feeding people in Africa and other third world nations, pushed through measures to better education(the fact that they failed will be a footnote), overthrew Saddam Hussein, and stood fast during the worst attack ever conducted on American soil. Everything else that happened between those will slip through the cracks.
I mean, hell, look at FDR. He's remembered as one of our better Presidents by people who don't study history, even though he extended the Great Depression by a decade and threw over one hundred thousand American citizens into war camps(where upon their release they discovered the Government had siezed and sold a lot of their properties, leaving them with nothing) and held onto his power for so long that the constitution was amended less than five years after he died to limit terms so no other President could serve as long as he did.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, nem-x is gay absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
No one speaks french
I thought all you Canookians were required to learn French eat smelly cheese as part of a quaint folk ritual, or something?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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ACES! Another post by Inferno-Spirit:
Delidgamond is... right.
Quote if you're down.
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Inferno-Spirit had this to say about pies:
Delidgamond is... gay.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Bloodsage who doth quote:
Just to fuel Maradon!'s worst nightmares, an article in Le Monde has Ségolène Royal, former French Socialist Party chair and presidential candidate, claiming that her policies and political approach are what inspired Obama's successful campaign.Linkies. In French, obviously.
Sounds a lot like she's trying to snag some of the limelight after her utterly failed french campaign.
Obama ran his campaign as a pro-business, reformist tax cutter. He ran to the right of McCain.
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Damnati was listening to Cher while typing:
[QB][/QB]
How to quote people you have on ignore: a book by damnati.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Good thing John Roberts will have four years before he has to give it again, so he can practice. 
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Maradon says:And no, he's made a lot of bold statements on the campaign trail about it, but surrogates are already cushioning the blow for when he decides not to close Gitmo because closing it would literally be idiotic.
Zair fucked around with this message on 01-22-2009 at 12:36 PM.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/us/politics/22gitmo.html?em
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Maradon! gently hums:
Sounds a lot like she's trying to snag some of the limelight after her utterly failed french campaign.Obama ran his campaign as a pro-business, reformist tax cutter. He ran to the right of McCain.
Today's paper has her saying it was all only a joke.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Nobody really understood why Zair wrote:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/us/politics/22gitmo.html?em
lol
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
